Rebel Daydreams

Dr. Rebel

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). From our expert thespians who have sometimes acted since high school, to our mentally ill script writer, to the more-than-one-sound-effect in a show, Rebel Daydreams will delight you with jaw-dropping subversive hijinks. We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. From time to time we accidentally have social commentary in our comedy. Or, there was also that one time we made a serious piece. New episodes every other Tuesday morning at 8:00 AM central.

  1. Sep 8

    Nerdy Comedy | The Enchanted AK-47

    This nerdy comedy podcast contains the most magical of items. When a medieval peasant gets her hands on an AK-47, chaos ensues. Only time will tell how he uses it or abuses it. Hint: she abuses it. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Introducing the Ak-47. The draw of power corrupts a poor soul named Gleb02:35 - Moby Duck. The White Duck and the obsession with it leads to catastrophe. Spoilers? Not really. We know how this goes.11:40 - King Gleb. With an AK-47, Gleb has become King. What will he do with the titles? Sit comfortably? The lure of the AK-47 is irresistible...12:58 - Show Announcement15:05 - Gordon Ramsay Hospital Food. Gordon is upset about meatloaf in the ICU.16:45 - Romance Writer Pitch Room. Romance novelists ask strong questions, like, what are the best synonyms for hoo-haa and pee-nor? Do they have to do with meat?20;44 - Additional show announcement.21:39 - Gleb's deathbed. An Ak-47 will only get you so far in life. You can't take it with you. But somebody will take it, perhaps.CREDITS - Dr. Rebel as the hosts and the Gleb narrator - Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as a generic wizard and as captain AMAB, the captain of the Pee Sod hunting Moby Duck. And also as Moby Duck. And Gordon Ramsay - Dwayne Shaw as Buckstar the ship's mate - Jeff WIlkinson as the narrator in Moby Duck - Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Dish Mail, the Moby Duck protagonist - Robert Arjet as King Dastardly as King Gleb's doctor, and the one sane romance novelist - Lauren Bard as a cleric, the king's advisor, the romance novelist facilitator and the king's wife - Sunshine as Gleb, the peasant with an AK-47, and a romance novel writer - Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Gordon Ramsay's nurse - Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as a romance novelist IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

    Nerdy Comedy | The Enchanted AK-47
  2. Aug 25

    Fantasy Comedy | Footprints in the Slime

    Are you looking for a new religion? Or perhaps several? This monster interview show offers you a bevy of options. You could, perhaps, worship a pile of goo. Or maybe a dragon with three heads. Or maybe you ditch all that and read tea leaves instead. Perhaps you pick "spirituality" instead of religion so you can believe only the hokum you want to believe. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The Slime Wizard. A cube made of jelly has eaten a wizard and now the wizard wants you to join a cult. Good idea? Bad idea?... bad idea. Don't join the slime cult.08:45 - Show announcement09:40 - The Hobgoblin Warlord. People think this guy is as dumb as a bag of rocks, just because he is a hobgoblin. Maybe... Maybe those people are the ones who are as dumb as a bag of rocks instead. WOW! What an insight.16:57 - The Lying Oracle. Evildoers don't understand that providing an actual service to do-gooders can enable evil, evil deeds. This oracle breaks it down for us. Into tiny, digestible chunks. Wait, don't eat that. That's poison.CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizardOllie Hennigan (@jakey_babub) as Glabagool the Slime WizardRobert Arjet as Azarr Khul, the warlordAvi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of BaroviaSarah (@lexspecs) as Sabba the Oracle.IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

    Fantasy Comedy | Footprints in the Slime
  3. Aug 11

    Noir Parody | Schodinger's Gun: A Hard-Bitten Detective Afraid of Gay Bars

    This one-act play is a parody of "The Maltese Falcon" and other noir detective stories. When Captain Bagel took the case of the missing cat, Chekov, he had no idea that it would lead to a gay bar. Instead of following the one lead he has, he confronts the Swedish mafia, orchestrates a library heist, and attempts to sleep with everybody he thinks has concave g******s. Will Captain Bagel overcome his heterosexism to solve the case? Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM. Ordinarily, we would have timestamps for each scene, but it would give too much away this time. So we'll skip straight to the credits! CREDITS: - Drew as Captain Bagel - Merritt Chilton as Antoinette - Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Schrodinger, the titular gun, and Carrie the librarian - Dr. Rebel (@rebeldaydreamspodcast) as Mitch - Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Keith - Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Harold and Doctor Vandentrapp CONTENT WARNINGS: Homophobia, transphobia, sexism IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends! Subscribe to the channel! Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)! Tattoo our logo on your butt! We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

  4. Jul 28

    Homo for Corn Dogs | Queer and Absurd Skits

    This episode has everything you need as a comedy fan. From corn dogs, to graduate-level mathematics pick-up lines, to repeated exclamations of "no homo", we have it all. Everything you could possibly need. Did I mention "no homo"? Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:15 - Fibonacci Nightclub. Two bros try to meet women. The operative word is "try".04:24 - The Meatamorphosis: A Ballad of Chicken Salad. Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to discover he's been turned into a chicken salad sandwich!12:14 - The Corn Dogs of Amontillado. This story of revenge features a corn dog iron maiden. No homo. Or maybe a little homo. The appropriate amount of homo.CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the hostDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Nightclub Bro # 1Brady D. as Nightclub Bro # 2Jeff W. as the narrator and elderly father in "The Meatamorphosis"Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the mother in "The Meatamorphosis".Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as the sister in "The Meatamorphosis".Dwayne Shaw as Gregor the chicken salad sandwichCarrie as Fortunado the corn dog savantLauren Bard as Montresor the veganVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsMartin Whitmore created the logosCONTENT WARNINGS: Vore adjacent content, starvation IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

    Homo for Corn Dogs | Queer and Absurd Skits
  5. Jul 14

    Sh*tty Wizards: Tales of Powerful Yet Incompetent Sorcerers | Fantasy Comedy

    This fantasy comedy show is about wizards who can't accomplish basic tasks. Just because you have cosmic powers over time and space doesn't mean you know how to finish a ribbon cutting ceremony, apparently. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:34 - Urist McUrist explains why we should care about stupid, stupid wizards. 03:31 - Ordering Beers at the Bar. A drunk bartender is too busy flirting to sell booze. That's literally his job. What a FOOL! 11:45 - Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard. A student consorts with demonic powers to obtain... a sandwich. A really excellent sandwich, at least. 17:40 - The Worst Wizard Duel Ever. In a fight to the death, two wizards repeatedly fail to harm each other in any meaningful way. 26:03 - Wizard Tower Grand Opening. It's just a ribbon cutting ceremony. What could possibly go wrong? Many, many things. 33:21 - Kobold Sandwiches. I like all kinds of food, but sometimes when you sample food from a culture you're not used to, things get Weird. 40:34 - You're Not A 9. Ingloria the bard wants to learn how to make love potions, but is unwilling to put any effort in. 45:03 - Hell Pegging. The bimbo wizard engages in an unusual sex act with her former professor. But it's in Hell, so it's fine. 51:21 - Training an Anti-Magic Seal. The seal is not an arcane sigil. It is an animal that goes "arf arf". Arf arf, little seal. 56:23 - Bottling Your Scent. A humanoid elephant wants to buy a healing potion, but the shopkeeper keeps making it weird. CREDITS: @sarahsunshinesullivan as Urist McUrist, the dwarven necromancer, our narrator.John B. as Abu-Dhazim, a socially incompetent wizard professor.Nova as Aleph, a snooty wizard graduate student.Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Ingloria, the bard who couldn't flirt his way out of a paper bag.Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Wimbo, the Bimbo WizardAnabel M as Dolfrat, Wimbo's talking black catOllie Hennigan (@jakey_babub )as Meepo, the Kobold WitchGambit as Hwytty, the Lizard WizardDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Tuskulus, the elephant person barbarian@thebasschef as Cathy, the Anti-Magic SealCONTENT WARNINGS: Strong sexual content, cartoon violence. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

    Sh*tty Wizards: Tales of Powerful Yet Incompetent Sorcerers | Fantasy Comedy
  6. Jun 30

    DnD Comedy | Child Sacrifice and You

    This skit show includes spirited debates about feminism, social distancing, and killing and eating children. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - The COVID-19 virus shares what it's like to massacre so many people.10:28 - A witch who lives in a tree trunk talks about feminism. 16:06 - Show announcement17:43 - A knight in shining armor catches our host and tortures him! Hey, torture is only cool when I do it, man!23:34 - A matriarch discusses the pros and cons of child sacrifice. She says it's overrated. Say, listener, what's your opinion of child sacrifice? Tell us in the comments below!CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizardAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as COVID-19.Avi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of BaroviaWendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armourXidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com (http://xidaerlee.com) as Baenre, the dark elf matriarchIF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

    DnD Comedy | Child Sacrifice and You

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Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). From our expert thespians who have sometimes acted since high school, to our mentally ill script writer, to the more-than-one-sound-effect in a show, Rebel Daydreams will delight you with jaw-dropping subversive hijinks. We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. From time to time we accidentally have social commentary in our comedy. Or, there was also that one time we made a serious piece. New episodes every other Tuesday morning at 8:00 AM central.