We created this fine batch of skits after toiling for decades in extremely unsafe conditions. And now several of us don't have body parts we wish we had. Like scorpion tails, for example. Today's episode includes parodies of "Warhammer" and "Frankenstein", a method actor where we wouldn't expect him, and a detailed explanation for the best way to enjoy water. All important parts of a balanced breakfast. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central. SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Battlemallet 70 billion. In a world similar to and yet legally distinct from Warhammer 40,000, the Divine Dicatator's cool monologues keep getting interrupted by people who need decisions to be made. Don't you feel bad for the Dictator? I tried to have a cool monologue in D&D once and I farted while delivering it and then people laughed at me. I live with that shame to this day. 04:48 - What's on our show for today? 06:39 - Boxing announcer method actor. The "Sunday, sunday, sunday" guy can't seem to turn that bit off. This skit has strong sexual content, to put it mildly! 09:29 - How to Drink Water. A friend is woefully ignorant of the best way to enjoy water. She thinks she can just drink it out of the tap. What??? 13:39 - Cakenstein. Frankenstein's monster is made out of cake for the Is It Cake show. Except for his penis, which is flesh and blood. 19:49 - Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage. Garbagemen discuss the happenings in high society as they dispose of disgusting, disgusting things. This skit has a lot of gross-out humor. Maybe don't listen to it when you're eating something. Or do. I'm not the boss of you. CREDITS: Dr. Rebel as the various hosts and Mother MaryKurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the Divine Dictator, the man-child ruler of the human race, and Alphonse, the garbage collector. Two sides of the same coin, really.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Colonel Space, one of the Dictator's many underlings, Bunny, the boxing announcer's wife, Cynthia, a person who doesn't know how to enjoy water properly, and Ashley, the "is it cake" contestant.Lauren Bard as Ashley the water aficionado, (a character distinct from the "is it cake" contestant).Liz Ross (@hross1110) as Sam "The Clam", the boxing announcer, the baby Jesus, and Gordon RamsayJudson (Loud Macleod) as Ben "the Pen", the boxing announcer's director, and as cakenstein's monster.@sarahsunshinesullivan as Guy Fieri, John the baker, and Winnifred the garbagewomanDan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS: Strong sexual content in "boxing announcer". Vomiting and a discussion of death in "Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage". IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN: Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!
