Cheap Smut

Smutco Industries
Cheap Smut

Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to her husband Carl, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    Episode 83 - A Court-Ordered Romance

    The holidays roll on at Smutco Industries with A Court -Ordered Romance by Lark Green. Not even the heavy use of arousal-smelling could make Katie say an unkind word about this book! Book Description Vale, Hollywood’s newest demon heartthrob, promised never to return home to Winter Bliss. Until his movie’s press tour forces him back. One drunken night with friends leads to the destruction of a historic statue, landing him a 90-day probation. Stuck at home with his premiere looming, Vale’s career is in jeopardy. His only hope? Convincing a therapist to play the role of a lifetime–his devoted wife. But only in front of the cameras. Coco may be human, but she’s brilliant when it comes to treating magical disorders. Connecting with demons though…not so much. Despite how charming–and annoying–Vale is, she needs his demon expertise to save her clinic. It's a bargain–or marriage proposal?–she can't refuse. As they navigate the holiday season, a spark of attraction ignites, threatening to turn their fake relationship into something dangerously real. In a town built on bargains and secrets, happily ever after comes at a price. Is their court-appointed romance strong enough to survive the real world, or is it 'til probation do they part? Triple T's TRIGGERS: bullying (coming from all directions my dude, watch out), arson, a semi-corrupt small town, themes of mental and emotional disfunction, *personal trigger* the MMC is a selfish dick. TROPES: F/M cis/het human/demon, small town romance, holiday (adjacent) romance, Hollywood romance, hot springs scene, scent glands and arousal smelling. TITILLATIONS: slow build, frottage, mutual masturbation, horn play, sex in nature, handcuff restraints and mild domination, some role play. So...What Are You Into? Katie: The BioShock Collection Carl: Speedrunning video games BONUS LINK: "Daisy! I can hear sex noise!" (Spaced S1 E2) BONUS BONUS LINK: Peanut Butter the dog playing Ken Griffey Jr. Presents MLB at AGDQ 2024 (video starts near the climactic ending) Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 12m
  2. DEC 2

    Episode 82 - Stormbound

    The holidays are upon us, so you know what that means! It's time for Katie to break out the cozy (but still VERY sexy) vibes, and what better way to kick things off than with a book featuring her favorite trope: "Snowed In"! Join us this week as we cover Stormbound by Maggie Maren, and get ready for the holidays with your favorite smut-loving couple! Book Description Kaylee Waters is a loose cannon. Catching her boyfriend mid-thrust in an affair with her favorite barista was reason enough to bolt from Boston like a banshee in need of a Midol. Pulled from a bizarre collision by an annoyingly handsome mountain man, she finds herself injured and stranded in Maine during a blizzard. Harley Kouris is a forest ranger. When he isn’t avoiding the nosy people of Pine Bluff, he is usually helping clueless tourists. Hardened from pulling too many bodies out of the forest after failed selfies with bears, he isn’t used to finding people alive, let alone so boldly defiant like the beautiful woman he rescued. He is used to wild, but not this kind of wild. Who knew a woman who keeps crystals in her bra, throws back iced coffee like a shot, and clutches pepper spray like a rabid raccoon could be so cute yet reckless? While sheltering in Harley’s cabin, a fateful tarot reading exposes the truth of their situation. As days go by, they must face not only their growing attraction, but the secrets they try to conceal. What is Harley avoiding? What is Kaylee truly running from? Will getting stuck together set them free? A lot can happen when you’re stormbound. Triple T's TRIGGERS: Cheating ex partner, FMC survives a car crash, mentions/descriptions of tragic incidents in the MC’s role as a Forest Ranger, "Oh no…feelings!" TROPES: F/M Cis/Het romance, snowed in with the mountain man, opposites attract, small town romance, manic pixie goddess, wood-chopping scene. TITILLATIONS: Wood-chopping scene, She Comes First (by Ian Kerner PhD), these people know how to f**k. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic Season 2 Carl: Katie Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 16m
  3. NOV 11

    Episode 79 - Sins and Secrets

    We're back! After our impromptu week off, we're back! And as a "thank you" for your patience, we brought a banger of a book: Sins and Secrets, the second book in the Four Families series by Meg Fitzpatrick. If you wanna know what it would be like if the Golden Girls ran crime families, this series is for you! Visit her website (linked below) and use promo code CHEAPSMUT for 15% off any book in the Four Families series! Book Description Waverly was never cut out for the family business. While her relatives break laws, she breaks the mold as a quirky, sunshine-loving researcher with no interest in the mafia lifestyle. That’s fine, she would rather bury herself in research instead of burying bodies anyway. But when her best friend’s wedding threatens to expose the embarrassing tattoo, she’s in need of an emergency cover-up. The last person she expected to help? Lukas, her best friend’s grumpy brother and the boy who broke her heart years ago. Lukas has worked hard to build a life and career that his emotionally distant family won’t approve of. When he reluctantly agrees to cover up Waverly’s tattoo, he’s prepared for a quick fix—not the flood of old feelings. They had a secret romance back in the day, but it all fell apart. Now, forced into proximity by the wedding, they can’t escape their unresolved past or the undeniable chemistry between them. As the wedding draws near, Lukas’ gruff walls begin to crumble, revealing a softer side that Waverly can’t resist. And Lukas? He sees the opportunity to pick up where they left off and make Waverly his, forever. With her dangerous family enemies closing in, old secrets resurfacing, and wedding bells looming, Waverly and Lukas have one chance to rewrite their story. Can they risk it all for a second shot at love, or will their tangled worlds tear them apart once again? Filled with banter and humor, love and forgiveness, this is not your typical mafia romance. She was always a good girl, until she became HIS Good Girl. Triple T's Triggers: Mafia and organized crime, and all associate violence, guns, drugs and overdose, tattoos/needles, stalking, threats of bodily harm/threats with a firearm by former romantic partners. Tropes: F/M CIS/HET, Grumpy/Sunshine, Second Chance romance, Best friend’s brother (it’s complicated), Mafia romance, tattoo romance. Titillations: Dom/Sub dynamics, BDSM, restraint with hands and tools, sensation play, deep throating, praise & degradation, costumes. So...What Are You Into? Katie: "Winter Wash 24" by Mon Rovia Carl: The Full Monty Bonus Video: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Trailer Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 15m
  4. OCT 28

    Episode 78 - Little Spark of Flame

    We have a Spooky Smuttober audible this week, as Katie decided to move back Arsyn Quinn's book one week and go withLittle Spark of Flame by Clio Evans this week! It was a much-needed light and adorable affair, as Smutco Industries has been on some serious overtime lately! Book Description Fitz has been searching for his little flame for ages. He wants someone who will enjoy the same cottagecore lifestyle he does. Gardening, taking walks through the forest, kneeling for their pleasure Dom… When Sage receives a voicemail to come to Creature Cafe to meet their fate, they meet Fitz. He’s everything they’ve ever dreamed of. Charming, swoony, the perfect gentleman moth. But sometimes, even when everything is perfect, insecurities arise. Can Sage overcome the pain of the past and seize their own monster-loving happy ending? TRIPLE T's (Triggers, Tropes, and Titilations): This story has bondage, Dom/sub dynamics, edging, sensation play, wax play, praise, sex in a public space, mentions of losing family because of their homophobic beliefs, loneliness, feelings of not being worthy of love, choking, panty eating, collaring, a Third Act Breakup, sexual overstimulation, sex toys, breeding kink (no pregnancy), deep throating, cock pockets, fated mates, and more.  Sincerely, The Barista So...What Are You Into? Katie: "Hey Now" by Matt & Kim Carl: Blasphemous Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    53 min
5
out of 5
7 Ratings

About

Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to her husband Carl, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

You Might Also Like

To listen to explicit episodes, sign in.

Stay up to date with this show

Sign in or sign up to follow shows, save episodes, and get the latest updates.

Select a country or region

Africa, Middle East, and India

Asia Pacific

Europe

Latin America and the Caribbean

The United States and Canada