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Cheap Smut

Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to her husband Carl, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

  1. 6 DAYS AGO

    Episode 87 - Bowling With Bigfoot

    WE'RE BACK, BABY! Season three of Cheap Smut is kicking off with those cozy monster vibes we love and appreciate, and the object of our affection this week isBowling With Bigfootby Eden Crowe. We didn't make any "gutter ball" jokes because we respect our listeners, but boy did we want to! Book Description Hazel Reed considers Bigfoot, better known as Eric “Big E” Sasqui, to be her mortal enemy. She thought she’d never have to deal with her annoying, academic rival again after graduation. But sure enough, ten years later, he’s her biggest competition on the bowling alley lanes. Her life is stressful enough without the towering hunk hanging around. When sparks between them start to fly, Hazel will have to confront the secrets she’s spent years keeping, including knowing just who is responsible for a leaked photo that ruined Eric’s life. But is the lifelong theater nerd ready for how the former jock will react? There’s nothing Eric desires more than being able to live his life in the open, not having to hide his true Sasquatch form, but life got a whole lot harder when a tabloid photo of him put the public eye on Mistwood. Bowling helps him escape his overbearing family, but there’s also the added plus that it puts him in close proximity to the curvy girl who always caught his eye back in high school. When Eric concocts a plan to help Hazel with the struggles she’s been hiding, he’ll put her acting abilities to the test and turn them both into a viral sensation on the spicier side of the internet. What happens when the two find that they’re no longer playing for profit and instead falling fast for their former opponent? Are the pins split against them? Or does Bigfoot have the balls to roll for romance while there’s plenty of heat to spare? Triple T's TRIGGERS:mentions of death/loss/grief, discussion of opiate addiction, overdose, and rehab, debt and money, digital sex work, fat main character and depictions of self-shame. TROPES:F/M cis/het romance human/sasquatch, cozy romance supernatural small town, enemies to lovers, sports rivals (bowling). TITILLATIONS:sasquatch, sasquatch’s dick, fat woman gets railed, sex outdoors, some primal play (run, little Bunny,) light choking, biting, exhibitionism/voyeurism/filmed sex.  So...What Are You Into? Katie: "Die With a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars Carl: "Otonoke" by Creepy Nuts BONUS LINK: DAN DA DAN Opening Credits Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 9m

  2. 12/30/2024

    Episode 86 - Mean One

    Season two comes to a close in spectacular fashion, as Katie was thrilled to present Mean One by Ab. Cynthe. Yes, it's a Grinch-f****r book, and yes, we know you're dying to read it, so go and read it! Book Description 'Tis the season for revenge. (Producer's Note: Yes, that's the whole description. Personally, I appreciate Ab. Cynthe's brevity, but we're gonna need the extra space for the Triple T's.) Triple T's: Abuse (Emotional, Physical, and Mental), Anxiety, Mention of Arson, Biting, Blood, Blood Play, Breath Play, Bullying, Childhood Trauma (Physical and Mental), Consumption of Blood, Death, Death of a Loved One, Detailed Sexual Scenes, Dismemberment, Domestic Abuse, Drinking, Drugs, Dubious Consent, Desecration of a Corpse, Decapitation, Erotic Asphyxiation, Gagging, Gore, Human Slaughter, Light BDSM, Manipulation, Masochism, Masturbation, Mild Voyeurism, Misogyny, Monster Sex, Murder, Mutilation of a Corpse, Obsession, Pegging, Public Teasing, Public Sex, Physical Abuse, Possessiveness, Profanity, PTSD, Sadism, Slut Shaming, Sexual Objectification, Sexual Manipulation, Sex On/Near a Dead Body, Sex Work, Sodomy, Stalking, Torture, Trauma, Unhealthy Emotional Attachment, Unprotected Sex, Violence, and Voyeurism. You may think you know the story of the Grinch, but I promise, this one is much darker.  (Producer's Note: Told you.) So...What Are You Into? Katie: Cheap Smut Carl: One Cut of the Dead Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    58 min

  3. 12/27/2024

    Author Profile - Sara Furlong Burr

    (Producer's Note: We had technical difficulties at the outset of our recording, so this profile is shorter than our typical Author Profile episodes.) For our final Author Profile of 2024, we were pleased to be joined by Sara Furlong Burr. Join us and hear which sport she wishes was more popular in the smut community, and why she'd never write a hockey romance. Sara's Instagram Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    42 min

  4. 12/23/2024

    Episode 85 - Accidentally Under Your Tree

    It's an all-Michigan episode this week, as your Michigan-based hosts are proud to present Accidentally Under Your Tree by fellow Michigander Marty Vee! If you like your Christmas trees real and your dating fake, this is the book for you! Book Description It's harmless when Will agrees to a fake relationship with his best friend and business partner. She needs an excuse to stay away from her ex-boyfriend while visiting her family for Christmas. And the fans of their online show have always wished for them to become more than friends. What better time to capitalize on that than while shopping the show for streaming services? Chatting with a beautiful woman at the hotel bar the night before...is probably harmless too. Their chemistry is instantaneous, and he's lost to her deep brown eyes. Lizzy needs one night away before the chaotic week of Christmas, and the stress of dealing with her sister. When the winter storm cuts out the hotel's power, and she finds herself falling for the sexy man whose hands she'd been lusting over. She has the one-night stand she never thought she'd go for. Their night was perfect, but Will showing up for Christmas as her sister's new man...that was less perfect. Triple T's TRIGGERS: realistic depictions of anxiety, and family and the holidays. TROPES: F/M cis/heterosexual, flashbacks, one night stand, home for the holidays, fake dating, small town romance, third act breakup, who turned out the lights? TITILLATIONS: mirrors, we gotta be quiet. So...What Are You Into? Katie: RRR Carl: "Aankh Maare" from Simmba BONUS LINK: "Aankh Maare O Ladka Aankh Maare" from Tere Mere Sapne BONUS LINK: "RATATATA" by Babymetal and Electric Callboy Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 7m

  5. 12/16/2024

    Episode 84 - S.I.L.F.

    Katie is spreading holiday cheer with the a steamy office romance this week, courtesy of Lana Love! Give us a listen as Katie walks us through S.I.L.F., and try not to think about how overworked the HR departments must be in these books! Book Description I can no longer ignore the curvy babe in my office. When the opportunity to join her to select a signature drink for the annual Christmas party appears, I'm all over it like tinsel on a Christmas tree. Chrissy is just as tasty as the cocktail we choose. Chrissy shows up to the party in a dress that makes her look like a princess, and I know that she'll be mine. But when she disappears, leaving only a pair of broken heels, she's going to get a gift from a Secret Santa she didn't realize she had. When she drops a bombshell on me a few days later, I'll stop at nothing to win her over and give her everything she wants. Chrissy is all I want for Christmas and forever, and I won't stop until she's mine. Triple T's atphobia, internalized fatphobia, rich people. TROPES: BBW, billionaire boss, Christmas romance, a bit of Cinderella for flavor, "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli" TITILLATIONS: hot fat redhead, he loves the taste. So...What Are You Into? Katie: the love of a great pet Carl: "Come to Daddy (Pappy Mix)" by Aphex Twin BONUS LINK: "Six Days" by DJ Shadow Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    51 min

  6. 12/09/2024

    Episode 83 - A Court-Ordered Romance

    The holidays roll on at Smutco Industries with A Court -Ordered Romance by Lark Green. Not even the heavy use of arousal-smelling could make Katie say an unkind word about this book! Book Description Vale, Hollywood’s newest demon heartthrob, promised never to return home to Winter Bliss. Until his movie’s press tour forces him back. One drunken night with friends leads to the destruction of a historic statue, landing him a 90-day probation. Stuck at home with his premiere looming, Vale’s career is in jeopardy. His only hope? Convincing a therapist to play the role of a lifetime–his devoted wife. But only in front of the cameras. Coco may be human, but she’s brilliant when it comes to treating magical disorders. Connecting with demons though…not so much. Despite how charming–and annoying–Vale is, she needs his demon expertise to save her clinic. It's a bargain–or marriage proposal?–she can't refuse. As they navigate the holiday season, a spark of attraction ignites, threatening to turn their fake relationship into something dangerously real. In a town built on bargains and secrets, happily ever after comes at a price. Is their court-appointed romance strong enough to survive the real world, or is it 'til probation do they part? Triple T's TRIGGERS: bullying (coming from all directions my dude, watch out), arson, a semi-corrupt small town, themes of mental and emotional disfunction, *personal trigger* the MMC is a selfish dick. TROPES: F/M cis/het human/demon, small town romance, holiday (adjacent) romance, Hollywood romance, hot springs scene, scent glands and arousal smelling. TITILLATIONS: slow build, frottage, mutual masturbation, horn play, sex in nature, handcuff restraints and mild domination, some role play. So...What Are You Into? Katie: The BioShock Collection Carl: Speedrunning video games BONUS LINK: "Daisy! I can hear sex noise!" (Spaced S1 E2) BONUS BONUS LINK: Peanut Butter the dog playing Ken Griffey Jr. Presents MLB at AGDQ 2024 (video starts near the climactic ending) Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 12m

  7. 12/02/2024

    Episode 82 - Stormbound

    The holidays are upon us, so you know what that means! It's time for Katie to break out the cozy (but still VERY sexy) vibes, and what better way to kick things off than with a book featuring her favorite trope: "Snowed In"! Join us this week as we cover Stormbound by Maggie Maren, and get ready for the holidays with your favorite smut-loving couple! Book Description Kaylee Waters is a loose cannon. Catching her boyfriend mid-thrust in an affair with her favorite barista was reason enough to bolt from Boston like a banshee in need of a Midol. Pulled from a bizarre collision by an annoyingly handsome mountain man, she finds herself injured and stranded in Maine during a blizzard. Harley Kouris is a forest ranger. When he isn’t avoiding the nosy people of Pine Bluff, he is usually helping clueless tourists. Hardened from pulling too many bodies out of the forest after failed selfies with bears, he isn’t used to finding people alive, let alone so boldly defiant like the beautiful woman he rescued. He is used to wild, but not this kind of wild. Who knew a woman who keeps crystals in her bra, throws back iced coffee like a shot, and clutches pepper spray like a rabid raccoon could be so cute yet reckless? While sheltering in Harley’s cabin, a fateful tarot reading exposes the truth of their situation. As days go by, they must face not only their growing attraction, but the secrets they try to conceal. What is Harley avoiding? What is Kaylee truly running from? Will getting stuck together set them free? A lot can happen when you’re stormbound. Triple T's TRIGGERS: Cheating ex partner, FMC survives a car crash, mentions/descriptions of tragic incidents in the MC’s role as a Forest Ranger, "Oh no…feelings!" TROPES: F/M Cis/Het romance, snowed in with the mountain man, opposites attract, small town romance, manic pixie goddess, wood-chopping scene. TITILLATIONS: Wood-chopping scene, She Comes First (by Ian Kerner PhD), these people know how to f**k. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic Season 2 Carl: Katie Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    1h 16m

  8. 11/29/2024

    Author Profile - Samantha Moran

    For our November Author Profile, we had the pleasure of chatting with fellow Michigander Samantha Moran, author of Without You and Wicked Little Rabbit. Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

    53 min
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Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to her husband Carl, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

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  • Creator
    Smutco Industries
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    109
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smutco Industries
  • Show Website
    Cheap Smut

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