Two Beers and a Mic

Jake Stone
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Jake and Stone sit down and review all different types of beer brands! We also discuss news and debate random categories and many more! If you have any local Dallas food/beer recommendations, email us at: twobeersandamic@gmail.com. Follow us on YouTube and Instagram: @twobeersandamic

  1. #132 - Proto Pils & Probation

    6D AGO

    #132 - Proto Pils & Probation

    In Episode 132, the boys crack open a crisp one from Real Ale Brewing Company called the Proto Pils, and put it through the official, highly scientific Two Beers taste-test process. We fire off a rapid-paced Speed Round of Beer Math, where logic is questionable, confidence is high, and calculators are absolutely not allowed. There’s also another classic Ice Breaker that sends us spiraling into debates we probably weren’t prepared for. Stone walks us through the time he almost went to jail for a DUI, a story that somehow lands somewhere between “life lesson” and “how are you still licensed?” And in true competitive fashion, we discuss just how excited we are to one day gamble against each other on our kids’ future competitions… because nothing says healthy parenting like side bets and trash talk. Cold beer. Fast math. Questionable decisions. It’s Episode 132. YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    31 min
  2. #131 - Scare Bears, Sneezes & Useless Superpowers

    FEB 24

    #131 - Scare Bears, Sneezes & Useless Superpowers

    East Texas is under attack… and it’s not aliens — it’s allergies. 🌲🤧 The boys kick off Episode 131 battling the great pollen invasion before diving headfirst into another chaotic round of Beer Math, courtesy of Stone. Jake brings an all-time icebreaker to the table: If you could have one superpower… but it’s basically useless… what are you choosing? The answers? Questionable. The logic? Nonexistent. The confidence? Elite. We also crack open and review Scare Bears, the sour from Martin House Brewing Company — and let’s just say… it’s an experience. Then we get delusional (as usual) and debate which Olympic sport we could realistically compete in if we trained for two years. From precision sports to pure athletic delusion, the takes are bold and wildly optimistic. This episode is sponsored by YoTummy — the DoorDash for your cravings. Because whether it’s sour beer or Olympic dreams, you’re gonna need fuel. Allergies. Useless powers. Sour chaos. Beer Math. It’s just another normal night at Two Beers and a Mic. 🍺🎙️ YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    41 min
  3. #130 - Beer Math, Vodka Mules, and Invisible Elephants

    FEB 11

    #130 - Beer Math, Vodka Mules, and Invisible Elephants

    In this episode, the guys dive back into some questionable beer math and try to make sense of numbers that probably shouldn’t be trusted after a couple of drinks. We crack open the Cutwater Vodka Mule and put it to the test to see if it earns a spot in the rotation or gets left on the shelf. Jake also brings an icebreaker question to the table—one that somehow involves elephants, invisibility, and airports—and it sends the conversation in directions no one saw coming. We also talk about the Seahawks’ Super Bowl victory and how Jake feels about finally seeing his team win it all. From there, the discussion shifts into some surprisingly practical territory as we brainstorm creative ways to turn everyday expenses into homemade, DIY solutions that might actually save some money. Cold drinks, strange hypotheticals, football talk, and a little life-hack energy—this episode has a bit of everything. 🍻🎤 YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    40 min
  4. #129 - Trash or Elite & The Black Can from Long Drink

    FEB 7

    #129 - Trash or Elite & The Black Can from Long Drink

    In Episode 129, the guys crack open the black can from Long Drink and attempt to give it a proper review… but as usual, the conversation takes a few wild turns along the way. We debate some everyday scenarios and decide whether they’re trash or elite, which leads to some surprisingly strong opinions and a few questionable takes. Then things get even more ridiculous when we ask the important question: if each finger could produce one liquid, what would you choose? Hydration? Convenience? Chaos? The answers say a lot about a person. It’s another episode full of cold drinks, dumb debates, and absolutely unnecessary hypotheticals. This episode is brought to you by YoTummy — the DoorDash for home-cooked meals. If you’re tired of fast food and want something that tastes like it came from grandma’s kitchen, check them out. Crack a cold one and enjoy Episode 129. 🍻🎤 YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    40 min
  5. #128 - Beer Math and the $1,000 What-If

    JAN 28

    #128 - Beer Math and the $1,000 What-If

    On this episode of Two Beers and a Mic, the boys crack open and review “Creek Don’t Rise” from Barrow Brewing, then immediately put their math skills (and sobriety) to the test. Stone hits Jorge and Jake with a round of Beer Math, asking the real questions—like how many beers it would actually take for certain highly questionable scenarios to happen. We also dive into football talk, breaking down the chaos of the Seahawks vs. Patriots facing off in the Super Bowl, and Jake flips the script with a money question: just how much would $1,000 invested in major companies back in 2000 be worth today? Spoiler: it’s more than beer money. Cold beer, hot takes, bad math, and even worse financial hindsight—crack one open and enjoy. YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    40 min
  6. #127 - A Beer Review, a Forklift, and an Unfortunate Visual

    JAN 20

    #127 - A Beer Review, a Forklift, and an Unfortunate Visual

    Episode 127 is one of those episodes that goes exactly where you don’t expect—and sometimes where you wish it wouldn’t. We crack open Samuel Adams Cold Brew and attempt to review it, though things quickly derail when a story somehow leads to seeing Stone’s butthole (allegedly). Jorge is once again missing in action, but we finally uncover the real reason: he forgot to call off a forklift at work. Yes, really. We also shout out our sponsor, YoTummy, the DoorDash for home-cooked food, because sometimes you want a real meal without cooking or doing dishes. Then we pivot into talking stocks, guessing current prices, and proving that we probably shouldn’t be giving financial advice. To wrap it all up, we take a nostalgic trip back to the old iPod MP3 players we used to own, from tiny screens to questionable storage space. Cold beer, bad guesses, missed co-hosts, and unnecessary visuals... Episode 127 has it all. 🍻🎤 YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    34 min
  7. #126 - Cold War, Cold Countries, Hot Takes

    JAN 6

    #126 - Cold War, Cold Countries, Hot Takes

    Stone and Jake are back and fresh off an unforgettable trip to Iceland, breaking down everything from jaw-dropping landscapes to the little moments that made the trip legendary. Along the way, they crack open a couple packs of Pokémon cards they picked up overseas (because souvenirs don’t get better than that). The guys also pour up and review “Cold War” from Manhattan Project Beer Company, sharing their honest thoughts while the conversation takes its usual unpredictable turns. From sleeping straight through alarms to debating the best fictional places from Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows they’d actually want to visit in real life, this episode is packed with laughs, nostalgia, and classic side-quests. Grab a beer, hit play, and hang out with us. 🍻 YoTummy: https://yotummy.com/

    49 min
  8. #125 - Playoff Pressure, Winter Beer & Growing Up the Hard Way

    12/17/2025

    #125 - Playoff Pressure, Winter Beer & Growing Up the Hard Way

    In Episode 125 of Two Beers and a Mic, the guys crack open and review the Winter White Ale from Samuel Adams Brewing, setting the tone for colder weather and hotter takes. With the fantasy football playoffs officially underway, the pressure is on, teams are scrutinized, strategies are debated, and every decision suddenly feels life-or-death. As Christmas rapidly approaches, the crew talks holiday habits, including Jake’s chronic inability to give gifts early versus Stone’s impressive discipline in holding the line until the big day. The conversation shifts to a new business venture for a family member, brainstorming ideas and potential pitfalls, before wrapping up with a nostalgic and hilarious discussion on things you could totally get away with as a kid, but absolutely can’t as an adult. It’s a mix of winter brews, playoff stress, holiday chaos, and growing-up realizations... classic Two Beers and a Mic. Email: tactrunk@thetacticaltrunk.com to inquire about getting your products engraved for that special someone or yourself! From Knives to Water Bottles, Tactical Trunk has you covered! YoTummy: Visit https://yotummy.com/ or download the YoTummy App to have amazing, home-cooked meals delivered to your doorstep!

    34 min
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Ratings & Reviews

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About

Jake and Stone sit down and review all different types of beer brands! We also discuss news and debate random categories and many more! If you have any local Dallas food/beer recommendations, email us at: twobeersandamic@gmail.com. Follow us on YouTube and Instagram: @twobeersandamic

Information

  • Creator
    Jake Stone
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    132
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Two Beers 2023
  • Show Website
    Two Beers and a Mic