Smoke N B******t

Smoke N Bullshit
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

  1. 9h ago

    190-He is getting ass waffled

    Welcome back our peeps!! Wow what a week we had here! Started tonight with a GREAT #puffer post a local yocal- Tom from Jim Thorpe chimed in with a story of his hay day and how careless and free we all once were! HAHAH Thanks again for writing in guys! We wouldn't be this cool without you! Annette began the night with a thief in the night- this f****r got caught in the best way! Two dudes living together, one has daily pain and needs his medication and the other- a load of a life. The load was stealing his roommates opioids at night- so the room mate set up a camera to catch the thief- once he seen he was stealing from him- he replaced the pills with laxatives!! Tonya began with a real thriller- hahaha these two guys decided to rob a store- so they decided to do in disguise to do so- and what you may ask did they cover their faces with... Bet you won't guess this one- SHARPIE MARKERS!! They drew designs over their faces! W T F!! HAHAHAHHA Annette left us with this one a man in Florida claimed people were eating his brains out!! Not really sure who these people were ingesting his brains but he was surely scared they were coming for him- he alerted EMS and then jumped into a community watch SUV and took off- he f****d up a golf course or two in his getaway. He then crashed into a nursing home and took off on foot! Never a dull moment in Florida Tonya left us with a tale of the Hummel house- I'm not sure why this spooky one gave me the gigs but it sure did! This story was about a young girl in that Hummel house that went missing- just poof gone! Never to be seen again- not in life at least. In 1891 during a renovation, they found a room- with a wooden chair and a child show inside- and lock as if that child was locked in that room. After this was discovered- that is when the activity started...... Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  2. Aug 12

    189-My little sausage stuffer

    slutttt

  3. Aug 5

    188-F**k more

    Welcome back for the shitshow #188!! WOOOOO Let me tell ya did we have the goodies tonight;) Really enjoyed this weeks #puffer post- it was an OG stoner with what they called stoner ramblings and WE ARE HERE for it. Absolutely LOVED the story and that you told your bestie about us and now she listens and tokes on Wednesdays;) THANK YOU!! Every week you guys NAIL IT! We LOVE YOU ALL!! So Annette Began the eve with a tale of some jackin that may save your life (this is for the boys) so apparently a study has shown that masturbating or releasing the swimmers 21 times a month makes for a health dick box- So your man may have hairy palms but his dick be broken in his later years;) Its a good listen I promise;) Tonya began her night with biter! LOL Somehow down there in Florida a man was on an "attraction adventure" when they came across some gators... and ya know that never ends well. So this fells had been bitten in the face by a gator and now wants to sue the tour company because of it. Here's the thing YOU paid for the ticket to see and pet gators- your face got in the way. ;) Annette cleared the board with this one! When a young man in Queens started to suffer heart palpitations of 140 beats per minute he was rushed to the ER- before starting the standard testing to restore the heartbeat- the attending doctor had another idea..... what could it be.. you guessed it a big fat phalanges in the shit box! Tonya left us with a spooky lovers tale- the beautiful stranger as she is known now. Years ago she was a guest at the hotel- checked in on Thanksgiving and never checked out. She was waiting on a gentleman caller that NEVER SHOWED UP. Well as it goes her lover had a wife and family- but what he didn't know is she was carrying his baby when she died..... now she haunts the property. Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  4. Jul 29

    187-Lower your boner there friend

    Welcome back to #187 guys! This one was all over the place- 1st I want to say the #puffer post from Miss Helen- has been in my heart all week. Her story she wrote in was beautiful and heart breaking all in one. Sending you big hus Helen and always know Teresa IS always with you- just talk to her. Tonya began the night with a tale of a BLOB- not just any blob- but one jammin the s*****r line in a city. When they did find the blockage it consisted of wipes, sanitary napkins and diapers- WHO flushes a diaper- anyway this was so packed in they had to open up the line- the picture is GRODY too! I can almost smell this story- puke!! Moral of the story flush shit and piss only man! Annette oddly enough had a s****y one too- this idiot was found inside a port-o-shit. The crew went around to clean up after a FIFA event- when they came across a locked unit- noone answered when they knocked- then they heard- I need 10 more minutes..... then silent. After they broke in- they did not see anyone inside... then the head popped up from the hole! OMG have a listen and a good laugh!! Tonya ends the even with a story about a man going for coconuts in Miami! LOL! This guys story just didn't add up- from his ID to the car and then from which state he was really from! It all went south once they searched his car- and what they found will blow your mind! People in Florida are WILD MAN!! Annette left us with a real BUM bruiser- back in 2014 France had given a local artist the permission to create the Christmas theme for the town center... and what this guy did was absolutely embarrassing to Paris as a whole! HAHAHA Have a listen- you will enjoy Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  5. Jul 22

    186-Skittle T**s

    Well there's a title for ya! LOL! Welcome back our bass ass puffers!! We had another AMAZING #puffer post close to us- Luna from Ambler told us of a recent tale of enjoying Jesus's cabbage- and in doing so began a craving for spaghetti- we have all been there, need it want it- that crave food... you GOTTA hear how her day went down! The series of events just kill me! LOL I laughed so hard- so relatable! I love it Thank you again Luna!! Well Annette really got us started! Her story was about a fella in Fort Wayne TX set his own g******s a blaze! Who the f**k does that first of all and WHY?! WTF does that prove or do but maul you and apparently get you landed in the clink. Dickless. Its really just worth the listen- this whole episode is WILD! Tonya gave us a goodie too- her story was about a local guy who went to this store daily and was known by all the employees, mostly because he had only 1 eye. They would have his order ready for him or help him take his things home- they had his address and ID on file.....Well one day a man came in and held up the store... honestly listen to this one- the ending is the best! Annette got jiggy with a story about road rage- gone naked- this guy went bonkers at a gas station and when he was caught- you bet cha- he was naked. The cops had to pull him from the car- naked and sweaty. Also he was 64 and hopped up on METH! Tonya ended the night with a goodie- took us to San Antonio TX- where there is a Vanishing Hotel- it appears during certain dense fog- eerily appearing in the distance only to fade into nothing- maybe I would wanna see it- but I don't wanna hang in Texas that long Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  6. Jul 15

    185-I wanna give you my golden egg

    Welcome back for #185 man to be that weight again! HAHAHA Thank you all for the continued support- we really appreciate you ALL! The AI seahorse story is still gripping me-LOL- We had a GREAT #puffer post sent in this week about drunk friends and fireworks- we all know this is gonna be a goodie just with that alone;) This story came in from Dean in Erie PA!! How freaking awesome is THAT!! Thank you again everyone for writing in! Tonya began the eve with a little "jail purse" action! Seems as though this young lady thought she could boof 3.8 grams of coke in the old poo box and it not be found when they processed her for her stint in the clink! Of course she claims it was placed there during an "intimate" encounter- yeah cause I always leave with coke shoved up my ass after f*****g someone! HAHAHHAHAAAA Annette dazzled us with a crazy man that wanted his meat out in the meat department!! This guy lost his shit and then be gan removing his cloths as he walked through the BJ's meat market! Not sure if they didn't give him the cut of meat he wanted but he sure slang a dang his thing for them!! Tonya leaves us with a s****y tale! These two guys went around robbing people- stealing nail guns and other power tools- but what was left be hind got them caught up! One of the robbers stepped in dog shit and that trail lead the police right to him! Classic s*****r tale! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  7. Jul 8

    184-Lover lickish

    Welcome back to #184 kids!! Man I never thought we would be here! Yet here we be;) That is a HUGE thanks to you ALL! This weeks #puffer post was amazing! We heard from Roxanne out in Tuscaloosa AL!! Freaking great story- I am loving these more and more every week! Annette began the eve with a tale of old- She told us how the massive oak tree linked to Robinhood that is nearly 1200 years old, has begun to die. The leaves did not bloom green this season;( For over 2 centuries people have visited the trees- it is rumored all the foot traffic may have helped the tree die faster. So sad that this tree of ALL our childhoods will be gone forever. Tonya had us California dreamin-NOT! She tells us of a mother daughter duo out for a horse back ride when they heard the most awful sound- like an apocalyptic screeching from the distance- what they came upon was the weirdest of things- small speakers all over the forest- all playing different "white noise" sounds- strange thing is- NOONE was around- At all- just these speakers and erie sounds. Not sure why or what they were summoning or keeping away- BUT F**K THAT PLACE Annette gave us a story about a sneaky lil alligator in Indiana. This guy runs Mark's animal ark- and its a road show! So he is a legit animal guy- likes to take his crew around to schools and things like that- but this one little fella got loose and caused a commotion! Apparently it was JUST an alligator that had gotten out- previously a few other farm fav's got out and about- an Emu- a pig the list goes on- have a listen for the cute tale;) Tonya ended the eve with The bell Witch story- which is super creepy- so much so she covered it twice. She loves the word LORE and it was in here a few times:0 This one got me again with the creepy sounds and the violent supernatural phenomenons! Its a big no for me Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  8. Jul 1

    183-Someones gonna see your fluffer

    Welcome back for #183 So excited you all come back every week! We had another awesome #puffer post- A local guy wrote in about some athletics we need to be involved in!! Thanks you Harold from Northampton!! Tonya began the eve with a tale of a pew pew party- so in celebration of said birthday this guy got drunk and out of hand when he started shooting in the house-this MF then took it to the streets where he tried shooting down a police helicopter! F****n people are dumb! Annette started with a little beaver tale ;);) hahha not what ya'll think- these clever little babes saved the day in London when they moved in and patched up a leak that was ruining the neighborhood park- Beaver DAMNNNN LOL Tonya gave us a real hum dinger- her story has us follow a guy that was running from the cops- only to JUMP into the swamp to "get away" from the popo- he got got when an alligator took a few hunks out of him before being captured by the police! Good try dummy! Annette ended the night with a batty story- in Denmark a town thatis trying to save the bats;) they replaced thier white lights with red lights giving a wicked cool look to the town and helping the bats;) Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

See All (191)

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
2 Ratings

About

Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

Information

  • Creator
    Smoke N Bullshit
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    191
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smoke N Bullshit
  • Show Website
    Smoke N B******t