Smoke N B******t

Smoke N Bullshit
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Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

  1. 1h ago

    183-Someones gonna see your fluffer

    Welcome back for #183 So excited you all come back every week! We had another awesome #puffer post- A local guy wrote in about some athletics we need to be involved in!! Thanks you Harold from Northampton!! Tonya began the eve with a tale of a pew pew party- so in celebration of said birthday this guy got drunk and out of hand when he started shooting in the house-this MF then took it to the streets where he tried shooting down a police helicopter! F****n people are dumb! Annette started with a little beaver tale ;);) hahha not what ya'll think- these clever little babes saved the day in London when they moved in and patched up a leak that was ruining the neighborhood park- Beaver DAMNNNN LOL Tonya gave us a real hum dinger- her story has us follow a guy that was running from the cops- only to JUMP into the swamp to "get away" from the popo- he got got when an alligator took a few hunks out of him before being captured by the police! Good try dummy! Annette ended the night with a batty story- in Denmark a town thatis trying to save the bats;) they replaced thier white lights with red lights giving a wicked cool look to the town and helping the bats;) Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    51 min

  2. Jun 24

    182-That was very American of you

    Welcome back to #182! It was a banger for sure! Had an awesome 1st time puffer story which always tickles my pickle! How these two got "away with it" when clearly mom and dad had a clue they was hiiiigh!! Great story Jacob!! Thank you! Annette started the eve with A bugger of a story- I had no idea this was a thing but apparently in Australia they have some hum dingers of cockroaches- and a man was arrested after trying to export these nasty f***s- they have cockroach breeders?? WTF is wrong with people! I have the skeeze now ! Tonya entered the chat with this one-not even sure where she searched for this one- BUT she found a fella that can pull a car by his BALLS! Thats correct folks-you heard it here- he also does this stunt while on fire too- Im sure he is willing to come to your next birthday party with balls of fire!! Annette ended us all with this one- seems they had a real bunch of wild ones on the loose in Ohio! Officers were called to a home where a herd of sheep broke in the yard and were hanging out- they caught all but one that escaped over the roof of a car into the woods! LOL Tonya left us with this one- of course a spook! She took us across the pond to Whales where this place is haunted by a laughing child echoes upon other hair raising things- THIS is not a place I will ever seek to visti! The laughing kid is a HELL NO for me- but totally worth a listen;) Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    52 min

  3. Jun 17

    181-We are a vibe

    Welcome back for #181 We had an AMAZING #puffer post! Just a little write in about how they found us and now smoke right along with us! Welcome to the family Chelsea! Even went as far as to say- WE ARE A VIBE! A f****n VIBE!! Tonya really gave it to us in this one- she told us a story of an man that was arrested in front of a church and his pants dropped for all the lord to see! He was a GIANT man- seeming to look homeless- he fought off officers when all the sudden his pants and underwear dropped to his ankles- a female officer tazed him while against the cop car (he was dick to fender) ALL in front of a church! WTF;););) Annette gave us insight as to things NOT to take to get your labido up- Boner Bear sex chocolates had a secret little spike in there- VIAGRA. To those that were unaware sure did experience a boner bear!! There was a recall as with Viagra you need a script and may want to console your physician. Tonya told us a real life story of a brat girl that decided to murder her boyfriend and an innocent passenger while driving her car. This wasn't an accident- this was deliberate and horrifying. This trash won't get her name here- but take a listen to what this dumb c**t did! Hope she burns! Annette turned the tables and gave a little spooky story about a HUGE halloween creepy marionette, that showed up at the local police station. So naturally they posted on Facebook about this prop, asking if this belongs to you- please come pick it up. HAHAHA- Once the owner was located- turns out he THREW IT OUT in the trash... how did it make it to the cops?? He said now he will keep it at his home- it clearly likes it there! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    52 min

  4. Jun 10

    180-I'd rather have deer teeth

    Dang we hit #180 ya'll!! Welcome back to chaos;) Wow we had a GREAT final puffer quotes- crazy how its been a full year of them! Thank you Ivy for jotting them down and sending every week-The puffer post- F****N EPIC- Greg sir you chilled me to the bone- when I went home that night- YOU know I RAN to my front door- Wicked sounds in a barn, then whispering- OMG this was AMAZING! Annette started the night with a pretty scary story. When you find someone to do medical procedures, PLEASE make sure you find out that they are qualified and legit- cause this bitch didn't-this woman did not- she ended up with a burned face and scars that now won't heal. Due to wanting to save money- she had some woman off the street do this! Tonya told us a tale of a ballsy lady that loved to paraglide- not sure she still feels that way now after her near death experience. They were in the Schmitinhole. A plane clipped the top of her rig and she had a go pro to catch all the action! She was able to deploy the emergency shoot- but MY GAWD how did you not see her!! WTF Annette again- brings the night down with a tale of teeth and what NOT to do without a licensed dentist at your side THE WHOLE time. Never have work done unless you know they are trained professionals! OMG this got me good!! Tonya left us with another bone chiller- ghosts just hanging about the house-sitting there in the living room- calls out Mom? It shakes its head. Mike? it shakes its head- OH HELL TO THE F****N NO!!! I would have bolted straight the f**k out! Listen to how this one plays out! MY LORT!! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    49 min

  5. Jun 3

    179-Stop flapping your rectum

    #179 in da books! What a goodie we got here- Had EPIC #puffer quotes and as always a SUPERB #puffer post! Our puffer post took us back to our clubbin youth- the slow mo talking-dizzies-loving everyone. The night was epic- so epic items of clothing were missing-socks scruffed to hell- OMG AN EPIC story! This was amazing! GREAT laugh on this one!! Than you Ava! Really loved this one! Tonya began the eve with a cute story that ended so sad- a resident apparently found a baby deer and decided to keep him as a pet-he was well taken care or with a dog collar and tags- only thing she didn't do- was get the OK from the state to keep this fella! Turns out you just can't keep a deer if you find it on the roadside- I hope they let her keep him- he was loved! Listen to what became of Mr Buckshot Annette told us a story of a theft that well I just NEVER thought I would EVER tell- a woman went into a liquor store and had a bottle "boofed in her cooch" that's all I'm sayin-she was in the day before stealing wine as well- you listen and piss yourself with me from Tonya's reaction. Also the bung bung has reclapped! HAHAHAH Dying right now! Tonya gave us a real life funzie one;) A real fight club in New York- actually brilliant- but we already broke rule 1 So that being said these 2 guys were duking it out on the streets- really getting out the days frustrations- but again- rule 1 was broken cause the cops caught wind via social media:);) Annette told us all about a cornhole champ that was arrested for killing someone in his car AS HE DROVE- NOW where it gets interesting is this- the corn hole champ... he has NO ARMS OR LEGS- that was due to a bacterial infection as a child- it doesn't give him the right to kill anyone, but by golly I am intrigued as to how this happened- AS HE DROVE! WTF Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    47 min

  6. May 27

    178-Your nipples are weird Sally

    Welcome back to #178 gang! What a night it's been! We had some great #puffer quotes and another awesome #PUFFER POST. Allen-took us to an old farmhouse they moved into-the peaceful serene first impressions of the house quickly faded- the heavy feeling set in... sleeping in there felt like they were being watched- ugh the chills go on- have a listen for this goodie! Annette told us a goodie of a tale;) This one crosses ALL the God lines! Apparently in Rome you can buy "sexiest pretests" calendars! LIKE WTF! What kind of Godly people visiting the sacred land wanting to look at a sexy priest you may ask? Well a whole bunch cause these have been selling for YEARS!! P.S the model was never a priest lol Tonya gives us a chiller- in 1725 a man passed away-and 8 more followed-they all accused 1 man- Peter (who had died earlier) with all the strange happeneings- they decided to dig up Peter- and what they found... led them to believe HE was the 1st vampire!! Have a listen for the deets! Annette ended the eve with a woman that BURNED her cheating ex in an epic way- He wanted this fabulous cake for his party- he designed it SHE paid for it.. and he was sneaking around with other women the whole time! The bakery caught wind of the cheating pig and got their revenge!! Have a listen and DON'T BE A CHEATING DICK! Tonya told us a tale of Besing and the ghost stories of the concubine of the past- the emperor of the time had all these women at his fingertips and was having them killed one by one because he thought one of the girls was poisoned- and now they haunt the walls and town! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    47 min

  7. May 20

    177-I wanna clam stamp you

    Welcome back for #177 we had great puffer quotes and again an amazing #puffer post- DAWN you made it to the list;) she sent in a real cute message-about how its cool to just sit and chill with us while she puff's away in Jonesboro!! Thank you so much and thank you all for continuing to tune in WE LOVE YOU! Tonya began the eve with a real winner!! This fella in Pensacola thought he was Michael J Fox in back to the future- turns out he's just a Biff! What happened was as follows- he thought he could time warp if he floored his dodge challenger to reach 88 MPH..... turns out he may have only been doin 87 cause he hit the mother f****n WALL!! Gotta listen to this banger! LOL Annette- she really did it today... she presented a story about you may have not guessed... SPERM and its NOW sport! Now this one is weird guys- but check it out- you may qualify to enter;) Tonya ended us all down a path of WTF is happening! Her story was about a guy that went into a store to get change for a dollar and ended up stealing a chainsaw.. yeah he proceeded to walk around and then shove lade first down his pants.... You gotta see how this one ends- have a listen peeps!! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    48 min

  8. May 13

    176-Your hole gravitates people

    Welcome back for the cray cray!! #176 hits ya right! We had a great #pufferpost! Really brought back the REAL catholic guilt LOL 1st time stoner story- caught at a church! YIKES!! Its a good listen for sure!! Annette began the night with a tale of the neighborhood that likes to show JUUUUST a little too much- he's a streaker- he's a nudie dudie! Exposing himself to all that pass- and they had enough!! Hysterical story of a bipper in the wild! Tonya told us about a lady that called 911 because she had a swarm of raccoons in her back yard.. what we didn't know at first was she had started to feed "0ne little guy" well he told the clan! The picture showed over 50 in the front yard! HAHAH Annette gave us Gen Xers a smile with a tale of how WKRP is not just in Cincinnnnnnnnnattttiiii- the call letters have been sold and are now operating in a few cities- bringing back those hits of the 60's and 70's Tonya told us about a frisky lassie who after being cuffed by the cops- escaped thru the open window in the cruiser HAHAHAA slippery she is. She ran and disappeared only to be snatched up again in an abandon house!! How crazy now she's in more trouble than she started with! HAHAHA Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

    43 min
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About

Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

Information

  • Creator
    Smoke N Bullshit
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    184
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smoke N Bullshit
  • Show Website
    Smoke N B******t