PassionFruit & Lemonade

Asanda and Shahnaaz
  • 0.0 (0)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED BIMONTHLY

Two best friends with one too many opinions and zero filters. From solo trips to situationships, we unpack life and everything cringe in between. Occasionally unhinged, honest always. Welcome. Broadcasting straight from our couches or most likely the nearest KFC parking lot.

Episodes

  1. 10/22/2025

    Build -A-Bae

    In this episode, we attempt the impossible: building the perfect bae, because clearly the streets aren't giving. We chat about all the broke but entitled men we've encountered and the red flags we tried painting beige. Between being accused of gold-digging to giving friend-zoned guys a chance, we're finally calling it. Excuses for subpar men are cancelled. We're officially (and finally) setting the standard.

    54 min

  2. 10/08/2025

    No Name, No Shame

    We’re diving into your sauciest anonymous questions yet. The ones you’d never dare ask out loud. Are we more than friends? Have we ever had a one-night stand? What really happened with those embarrassing crushes? We’re unpacking confessions from exes, old friends, and even one unforgettable affair.

    36 min

  3. 07/09/2025

    White Tears in Woolies

    From Woolies supremacy to being side-eyed at restaurants, this episode is serving all the spice that De Gama travelled so far for.  We unpack why a Durban granny thought her stamp of approval was sufficient repatriation, Shahnaaz’s encounter with a school kid who casually dropped the K-word, the true crime story of Asanda and the stolen crayons, and the exhausting burden of being a one-woman UN ambassador for your entire race.  We also ask the big questions: Why must POC be on their best behaviour just to prove a point? Why do racists always whisper like it makes them polite? And why are POC made to be the unwilling allies to ease the conscience of the covert racist.

    52 min

  4. 06/24/2025

    First Crushes & Last Crutches

    From high school crushes to unprovoked DMs, we unpack how Shahnaaz fell for a future drug dealer, and how Asanda planned a non-consensual wedding unbeknownst to her groom. And, that's only 15 minutes in. We talk ghosting, gym bunnies, and the art of catching feelings for people who give us absolutely nothing.

    41 min

  5. 05/21/2024

    Broken Cars, Home Affairs and Working 9-5

    In this episode we chat about what we’ve been up to, the horrors of adulting, South Africa’s attempt at managing citizen identities, mechanics that make you want to cry and what we’ve officially branded as “Street CEOs”

    29 min

  6. 07/14/2023

    Matchmaking, Duolingo and Going through a midlife crisis in your 20s

    In this episode we chat about unusual coping mechanisms and the extremities people go to to try everything EXCEPT solving the problem. Duolingo, red hair, adopting a cat? We've been there.

    43 min

  7. 06/21/2023

    Feet pics, Life after university and How we became best friends

    In this episode we chat about how we met, our first impressions, trauma bonding, selling feet pics online and other unwanted extras along the way.

    43 min

  8. 05/22/2023

    Man-hands, Inflatables and Guys we'd never date.

    We're not saying we're fussy...but we draw the line at inflatables. On this episode we discuss our turn offs, relationship don'ts and how far we'd go for a fixer upper.

    40 min

  9. 05/03/2023

    Trauma Trips and Tribal Men

    The last thing we imagined for our Girl's Trip to Zanzibar was getting attacked by jellyfish and being chased by tribal men. On this episode, relive the chaos with us as we dish the dirt on our first international trip together.

    37 min

  10. 04/23/2023

    Two truths, a lie and an infinite amount of Chicken Wings

    Get to know the hosts of Noted with thanks where we share a little about what makes us, us. We chat about the latest rants on social media, joining a cult, that damn wagon everyone is always trying to get back on and ultimately fangirl over fried chicken.

    47 min
  • 10 Episodes

About

Two best friends with one too many opinions and zero filters. From solo trips to situationships, we unpack life and everything cringe in between. Occasionally unhinged, honest always. Welcome. Broadcasting straight from our couches or most likely the nearest KFC parking lot.

Information

  • Creator
    Asanda and Shahnaaz
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Asanda and Shahnaaz
  • Show Website
    PassionFruit & Lemonade