The Novelizers

The Novelizers is a comedy podcast that turns classic movies into the novels they were never based on. Each season takes on one film, scene by scene: comedy writers from SNL, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show, The Simpsons and more each rewrite a chapter in their own style, then a different comedian or actor narrates it, audiobook-style. Plus fake behind-the-scenes interviews with improvisers who "worked on" the movie. This season: Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Past seasons and some of the voices you'll hear: The Dark Knight – J.K. Simmons, Lewis Black, Rob Delaney, Paul Scheer, Chris Parnell, Ronny Chieng, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Scott Aukerman, Adam Pally, Matt Mercer and Michael Chernus. Dirty Dancing – Nathan Fillion, Samantha Bee, Rachel Dratch, Jason Mantzoukas, Thomas Lennon, Richard Kind, David Wain, Michael Ian Black, Mark McKinney, Jesse Thorn, and Jane Brucker, who played Lisa Houseman in the original film. The Matrix – Richard Ayoade, Matt Mercer, Brennan Lee Mulligan, June Diane Raphael, Alison Pill, John Hodgman, Scott Adsit, Dan Savage, David Dastmalchian and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Independence Day – Will Forte, Craig Ferguson, Jake Johnson, Beanie Feldstein, Mae Whitman, Paget Brewster, Chris Parnell, Aparna Nancherla, Vir Das and Josh Johnson. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan – J.K. Simmons, Patton Oswalt, Wayne Brady, Ira Glass, Dick Cavett, Felicia Day, Rachel Bloom, John Hodgman, Andy Daly and Maurice LaMarche. Plus specials, including Scream with Aasif Mandvi and A Nightmare on Elm Street with Lewis Black. Writers include Josh Lieb, David Javerbaum, Allison Silverman, Rachel Axler, Patric Verrone and Mike Drucker, whose credits include The Colbert Report, Veep, Futurama and What We Do in the Shadows. Improvisers include Matt Walsh, H. Jon Benjamin, Scott Adsit and Brian Stack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Oct 6 ·  Bonus

    The Complete Dark Knight Novelization

    The entire film Batman: The Dark Knight retold by comedy writers and narrated by your favorite comedians. Including writing by Rob Kutner, AD Miles, Liz Lent, Mickie Cathers, Matt Tobey, Shek Baker, Jennie Egerdie, Mike Drucker, Joe Veix, Andrew Lin, Patric M Verrone, Dan McCoy, Dave Bloustien, Eric Drysdale, Anita Serwacki, Erin Foley-Chan, Dennis DiClaudio, Chris Karwowski, River Clegg, Gilli Nissim, Alison Zeindman, Nita Haberlein, Scott Chernoff, Dave Hill, and Sarah Hutto. Narration by Lewis Black, Rob Delaney, Mary Birdsong, Hallie Haas, GaTa, Maurice Lamarche, Ronny Chieng, JK Simmons, Michael Torpey Paul Scheer, Jon Bass, Chris Parnell, Robbie McGregor, Mitra Jouhari, James Urbaniak, Anthony Atamanuik, Rekha Shankar, Dave Willis, Adam Pally, Matt Mercer, Lane Moore, Scott Aukerman, Michael Chernus, and Dave Hill. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. Jul 27

    Kerri Kenney-Silver Reads The Dark Knight, plus Lauren Olson (Epilogue)

    Kerri Kenney-Silver narrates the Epilogue of The Dark Knight, novelized by Sarah Hutto. Plus an improvised behind-the-scenes interview with Lauren Olson, who "worked on" the film. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson. Kerri Kenney-Silver (Narrator) - is a five-time Emmy nominee and the co-creator of the iconic series Reno 911!. She stars as Anne in the Netflix series The Four Seasons alongside Tina Fey and Steve Carrell. Sarah Hutto (Writer) is a comedy writer whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, the New York Times, Mad Magazine, Reductress, and McSweeneys Lauren Olson (Improviser) is a writer and improviser living in Portland who has performed with the Magnet Theater. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Kerri Kenney-Silver Reads The Dark Knight, plus Lauren Olson (Epilogue)
  3. Jul 20

    Dave Hill Novelizes The Dark Knight, plus Dan Ramirez (Ch. 24)

    Dave Hill novelizes and narrates Chapter 24 of The Dark Knight. Plus an improvised behind-the-scenes interview with Dan Ramirez, who "worked on" the film. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. Jul 6

    Michael Chernus Reads The Dark Knight, by Scott Chernoff (Ch. 23)

    Michael Chernus narrates Chapter 23 of The Dark Knight, novelized by Scott Chernoff. Plus an improvised behind-the-scenes interview with Greg Hess, who "worked on" the film. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson. Michael Chernus (Narrator) - is known for his work on stage and screen. You can catch him as Ricken on Severence, as Edward Tavner on Patriot, and in The Devil in Disguise on Peacock. Scott Chernoff (Writer) - is a writer and performer who is known for his work on BoJack Horseman, Rick and Morty, and Conan. Greg Hess (Improviser) - is an improviser, a founding member of the Cook County Social Club, performer the the UCB theater and co-creator of the podcast MEGA. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Michael Chernus Reads The Dark Knight, by Scott Chernoff (Ch. 23)
  5. Jun 29

    Scott Aukerman Reads The Dark Knight, plus Brad Morris (Ch. 22)

    Scott Aukerman narrates Chapter 22 of The Dark Knight, novelized by Nita Haberlein. Plus an improvised behind-the-scenes interview with Brad Morris, who "worked on" the film. Hosted by Stephen Levinson, with Christine Bullen sitting in for Dave Hill. Scott Aukerman (Narrator) - Wrote for Mr. Show, he’s the co-creator of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, he’s the co-founder of the Earwolf podcast network. Brad Morris (Improviser) is an actor, writer and director living in Los Angeles. He is a mainstage alum of The Second City in Chicago and tours the country improvising with the group, Bluebird. Nita Haberlein (Writer) is a comedy writer living in Michigan, and an editor at The Novelizers. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Scott Aukerman Reads The Dark Knight, plus Brad Morris (Ch. 22)
  6. Jun 1

    Lane Moore Reads The Dark Knight, plus Ava Bunn (Ch. 21)

    Lane Moore narrates Chapter 21 of The Dark Knight, novelized by Alison Zeidman. Plus an improvised behind-the-scenes interview with Ava Bunn, who "worked on" the film. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson. Lane Moore (Narrator) - an award-winning writer, actor, comedian, and musician. She has been hailed by the The New York Times as “ingenious. She’s also the creator of Tinder Live, and the author of books like “You Will Find Your People” Alison Zeidman (Writer) is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian who's worked on shows including Archer, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee and Adam Ruins Everything. Ava Bunn (Improviser) in the cast of the SCRUBS reboot for ABC, and appears on Netflix’s series A MAN ON THE INSIDE, starring Ted Danson, as well as FIVE STAR WEEKEND for Peacock, with Jennifer Garner and Chloe Sevingy. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lane Moore Reads The Dark Knight, plus Ava Bunn (Ch. 21)
  7. May 27

    Matt Mercer Reads The Dark Knight, plus Mimi von Schack (Ch. 20)

    Matt Mercer narrates Chapter 20 of The Dark Knight, novelized by Gilli Nissim. Plus an improvised behind-the-scenes interview with Mimi von Schack, who "worked on" the film. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson. Matt Mercer (Narrator) is the DM and founding member of the massive web series, Critical Role, and you can also see him on Dimension 20 and hear his voice is many of your favorite games. Mimi von Schack (Improviser) - is an actor and comedian who was named a New Face of Comedy by the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal in 2025! Gilli Nissim (Writer) is a writer who has written for Pretty Smart, AP Bio, and The Other Two and appears regularly at the UCB in LA. Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film. The Novelizers is created and executive produced by Stephen Levinson, hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen, and co-executive produced by Marla Ratner, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, and Rob Kutner. Music by Cole Emoff. Additional editing by Nita Haberlein. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras. Distributed by The Sonar Network. The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings. The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Matt Mercer Reads The Dark Knight, plus Mimi von Schack (Ch. 20)

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The Novelizers is a comedy podcast that turns classic movies into the novels they were never based on. Each season takes on one film, scene by scene: comedy writers from SNL, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show, The Simpsons and more each rewrite a chapter in their own style, then a different comedian or actor narrates it, audiobook-style. Plus fake behind-the-scenes interviews with improvisers who "worked on" the movie. This season: Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Past seasons and some of the voices you'll hear: The Dark Knight – J.K. Simmons, Lewis Black, Rob Delaney, Paul Scheer, Chris Parnell, Ronny Chieng, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Scott Aukerman, Adam Pally, Matt Mercer and Michael Chernus. Dirty Dancing – Nathan Fillion, Samantha Bee, Rachel Dratch, Jason Mantzoukas, Thomas Lennon, Richard Kind, David Wain, Michael Ian Black, Mark McKinney, Jesse Thorn, and Jane Brucker, who played Lisa Houseman in the original film. The Matrix – Richard Ayoade, Matt Mercer, Brennan Lee Mulligan, June Diane Raphael, Alison Pill, John Hodgman, Scott Adsit, Dan Savage, David Dastmalchian and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Independence Day – Will Forte, Craig Ferguson, Jake Johnson, Beanie Feldstein, Mae Whitman, Paget Brewster, Chris Parnell, Aparna Nancherla, Vir Das and Josh Johnson. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan – J.K. Simmons, Patton Oswalt, Wayne Brady, Ira Glass, Dick Cavett, Felicia Day, Rachel Bloom, John Hodgman, Andy Daly and Maurice LaMarche. Plus specials, including Scream with Aasif Mandvi and A Nightmare on Elm Street with Lewis Black. Writers include Josh Lieb, David Javerbaum, Allison Silverman, Rachel Axler, Patric Verrone and Mike Drucker, whose credits include The Colbert Report, Veep, Futurama and What We Do in the Shadows. Improvisers include Matt Walsh, H. Jon Benjamin, Scott Adsit and Brian Stack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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