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We get Sarah to watch a movie she’s never seen before and find out what she thinks

  1. 10/27/2025

    Free Sarah!

    In our first Sarah free episode we celebrate Halloween with the spooky cult classic Hack-O-Lantern (1988) Also Carlos breaks down his lengthy pitch for its legacy sequel TW: cocaine jibberjabber Music by Karl Casey

    1h 23m

  2. 10/13/2025

    “You used to be pretty”

    Musical night! In what may be our final episode Sarah must pick from Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Earth Girls are Easy (1988) or Streets of Fire (1984) And Carlos learns of the injustices his people faced in the 1950s TW: Female Hysteria Music by Karl Casey

    57 min

  3. 10/06/2025

    Penultimatum Ex Mortis: Sarah’s Hog Box

    In this episode Sarah must choose from TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze, Howard the Duck or The Return of Swamp Thing. And Carlos learns of the perils of poofenol TW: interspecies erotica Music by Karl Casey

    53 min

  4. 09/08/2025

    Sarah Tonin’

    Sword and sorcery movie night! We get Sarah to choose from Conan the Barbarian 1982, The Beastmaster 1982 or Red Sonja 1985. And Carlos reaffirms his devotion to Crom and what is best in life TW: Dune slander Music by Karl Casey

    1h 17m

  5. 06/22/2025

    Sarah is a hot topic hardy boy

    In this episode Sarah must choose from Chained Heat 2 (1993), Caged Fury (1990) and Reform School Girls (1986) Also Carlos is faced with his own grizzly and traumatic mortality TW: Human trafficking and Sarah’s tardiness Music by Karl Casey

    1h 20m

  6. 05/11/2025

    “One Big Fat F**king Dome”

    This episode Sarah must pick from Slugs (1988) Dir by Juan Paquer Simón, Night of the Creeps (1986) Dir by Fred Dekker and Slither (2006) Dir by James Gunn. Also Carlos ponders the age old question of Man or Bear? TW: Italian defamation, slug slander and hodophobia. Music by Karl Casey

    1h 28m

  7. 03/30/2025

    “I would f**k Jeff Bezos to death!”

    For women’s herstory month Sarah will choose from three movies directed by women. Slumber Party Massacre 1982 by Amy Holden Jones, Humanoids from the Deep 1980 by Barbra Peeters or Near Dark 1987 by Kathryn Bigelow. Also Carlos goes down a Vanderbeek rabbit hole TW: infanticide, cultural insensitivity and Nickelodeon Music by Karl Casey

    1h 14m

  8. 02/17/2025

    Goofin’ on Scootch

    On our extremely belated Christmas episode we watch the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Sarah’s mom shares a problematic family story and Carlos introduces us to a new product for energy and focus. TW: ableism, illicit drug use and endangering the lives of wild animals

    1h 7m
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We get Sarah to watch a movie she’s never seen before and find out what she thinks

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  • Creator
    falcon
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © falcon
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    Movies Hate Sarah