Cocktails and Cliterature - A Romance Novel Podcast

Constance Jones
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Welcome to "Cocktails and Cliterature"! 🍸💋 Indulge your naughty side with your host Constance, as she dives into the steamiest romance novels in the market.Get ready for empowering heroines, sizzling encounters, and unapologetic sensuality. We'll even spice things up with exclusive author interviews and guest hosts, bringing the heat to our discussions. So grab a drink, embrace your inner vixen, and join us on a tantalizing journey of pleasure, empowerment, and literary ecstasy. Let's unleash our desires and get lost in the pages of pure seduction! 🔥📚💃 

  1. Enemies to Lovers to Face Down Ass Up with June LeBlanc

    JAN 30

    Enemies to Lovers to Face Down Ass Up with June LeBlanc

    Send us a text June LeBlanc walked into the studio like she had a sword in one hand and your orgasm in the other. Her debut romantasy, The Lioness in Winter, is filthy in the way that sneaks up on you, like, “Oh cute, fantasy politics” and then suddenly you’re reading a sex scene that makes your soul leave your body and your Kindle file self-destruct. We’re talking betrayal, power, pole dancing, and men who choke respectfully. She choreographs her smut with her husband (yes, tested). And her characters? Can’t be left alone without someone getting railed against a pillar of ancient stone while the kingdom burns in the background. MM on side quests...we love to see it. This episode is not safe. Not for work. Not for your group chat. Not for the part of your brain that used to care about plot. (It has lots of plot too) Grab your copy of The Lioness in Winter NOW! Follow June! Instagram:@juneleblancauthor, TikTok:@june.leblancauthor And when you hit that scene, you’ll know the one, leave us a 5-star review and hydrate, you nasty little legend. 😈🖤 Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    38 min
  2. Misty O’Hara Walked In and My Coochie Started Clapping

    12/11/2025

    Misty O’Hara Walked In and My Coochie Started Clapping

    Send us a text SEASON FINALE, besties. And Misty O’Hara showed up ready to cause problems. Misty O’Hara walked into the studio and my coochie started clapping like it recognized her from a past life. No warning, no warm-up — just instant chaos, feral energy, and the kind of presence that makes you forget your morals and your microphone settings. This explicit season finale is so unhinged it should come with legal counsel. We dive into The Hundred Man Plan, the dick math Misty refuses to apologize for, holiday thirst traps, and confessions that would get regular people excommunicated. Nothing about this episode is safe — not your relationship, not your group chat, and definitely not your willpower once you hear exactly why you need to read her book immediately. If you press play…  just know you’re consenting to chaos in heels. 😈🎁 Grab Misty’s book, The Hundred Man Plan, here. Sponsored by Misty O’Hara — bringer of horny holiday miracles. And if this episode makes you gasp, wheeze, or clutch something… leave a 5-star review so more Book Baddies can join the chaos. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    42 min
  3. When Fate Gets Messy (And a Little Horny) with Sarah A. Bailey

    12/05/2025

    When Fate Gets Messy (And a Little Horny) with Sarah A. Bailey

    Send us a text Love is messy. Fate is petty. And The Soulmate Theory? Oh babe… it’s about to ruin your whole afternoon in the best way. Today I’m hanging out with Sarah A. Bailey, the queen of slow-burn tension, emotional chaos, and mirror-scene sin. We’re talking childhood crushes, second chances, secrets that do not stay buried, and why some people just orbit back into your life like the universe is in on the drama. Inside this episode:  ✨ Soulmate shenanigans  ✨ Trauma, healing, and why Penelope RUNS (girl, same)  ✨ The mirror scene that changed Sarah’s life  ✨ A pantry moment you are not ready for ✨ And why Carter is the exact level of possessive we scream for It’s messy, emotional, horny, hopeful, basically all the reasons we read romance in the first place. 🎧 Listen anywhere you get your podcasts. 📚 Grab The Soulmate Theory! 🔥 Huge thank you to our sponsor Page & Vine Books for keeping the mics hot. Follow the pod for more slow burns, fast smut, and authors who tell on themselves in real time. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    39 min
  4. She’s soaking. He’s inside. Fascism’s f****d. With Keya Chatterjee

    10/30/2025

    She’s soaking. He’s inside. Fascism’s f****d. With Keya Chatterjee

    Send us a text In this episode of Cocktails & Cliterature, Constance is joined by activist, author, and all-around baddie Keya Chatterjee to talk rebellion, resistance, and the revolutionary power of a five-chili-pepper romance. From fake engagements and steamy toys to the general strike of our damn dreams — we’re diving into The Revolution Will Not Be Rated G and why joy, pleasure, and good sex are political. Tune in for slow burns, fast orgasms, and the kind of world-building that makes you believe a better future (with orgasms) is possible. 💋 Follow the show, listen wherever you get your podcasts, and grab Keya’s book using our affiliate link,  it supports the show and keeps our spicy content free for all our book baddies.  📚 This episode was made possible with support from Green Writers Press.   💌 Want to help keep C&C hot and uncensored? Leave a review or share the show with your group chat — you never know who’s ready to be converted. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    40 min
  5. She Hunts. He Bleeds. They Cream: Naima Simone Unleashed

    10/24/2025

    She Hunts. He Bleeds. They Cream: Naima Simone Unleashed

    Send us a text Blood play. P***y power. Assassins on leashes. Constance is joined by USA Today bestselling author Naima Simone to deep dive into HUNTSMAN, her deliciously unhinged fairytale retelling where Snow White becomes the predator and the Huntsman begs to be cut—and not just emotionally. They sip Hunch & Hooch, spill secrets, and get real about rage writing, sex as rebellion, and why face-sitting is basically community service. From Jason Momoa clones in bed to navigating love in fascist states, this episode is full of feral queens, feminist fire, and filthy little truths. 🎧 LISTEN NOW If you like your romance bloody, brilliant, and soaked in squirt metaphors, this one’s for you.  💋 Subscribe, scream, and slide into our DMs @cocktailsandcliterature Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    45 min

  6. 10/21/2025 · BONUS

    When Do You Like Your Sex? (You’re Welcome)

    Send us a text Afternoon delight? Twilight tryst? Calendar alert at 1PM sharp? 👀 In this boozy bonus with Naima Simone, we’re spilling everything, from Caprisun cocktails to Benadryl floaties and why an hour might just be too damn long. This is grown folks’ business, and yes.....you absolutely want in. PS: Tune in Thursday for the full episode. It’s hot, hilarious, and not for the faint of thong. 💋 Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    6 min
  7. Booty Juice & Demon Dick: A Love Story

    09/25/2025

    Booty Juice & Demon Dick: A Love Story

    Send us a text Chaos Queen Jessica Cage joins Constance to break down the filthy, funny, fantasy-filled Accidents Happen series. From flavor-enhanced demon dick to rainbow-farting pets and shadow walkers with remote-control peen, we cover it ALL—including how “booty juice” became BookTok canon. 💀 Jessica gets real about: Turning TikToks into bestselling booksWriting kinky, chaotic fantasy that centers Black womenWhy smut can be healing, hilarious, and hella necessaryThe fine line between filth and fun🔥 Plus: We play Sip & Strip, talk sex magic, safe words, and who’s surviving anal with a 7-foot demon. (Spoiler: not us.) 👉 Buy the book: [Insert affiliate link here] 💋 Like, follow, subscribe, and leave us a review if you’re a true Book Baddie. Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    44 min
  8. How Many Red Flags Before It’s a Kink with Chynthia St. Aubin

    09/19/2025

    How Many Red Flags Before It’s a Kink with Chynthia St. Aubin

    Send us a text Is he a murderer... or just really, really good with his hands? This week on Cocktails & Cliterature, host Constance gets delightfully unhinged with author Cynthia St. Aubin, whose paranormal rom-com Love Bites is packed with haunted art, hot bosses, voyeur kinks, and one extremely chaotic cat lady heroine. They spill the tea on writing psychopath romance, monster smut, and the sexy terror of asking for your worth in a job interview while trying not to stare at your boss’s forearms. Also covered:  🖼️ Dead cats as art  🍑 Desk sex potential  😈 Why Abernathy is 6’6” of dangerous daddy energy  📚 What makes monster romance feminist as fck* If you’ve ever looked at your boss and thought “yes, but make it murder,” this one’s for you. 👀 Ready to fall for a possibly-murderous book boyfriend?  👉 Grab your copy of Love Bites by Cynthia St. Aubin — it’s hot, hilarious, and buying through this affiliate link helps support the show 💋 🎧 Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a juicy little review—because it helps more spicy book lovers find us (and you know we’re worth it). #CocktailsAndCliterature Support the show Thanks for tuning in to Cocktails and Cliterature! If you enjoyed our interview make sure to subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcasts for more captivating author discussions and steamy romance novel insights. Follow us on social media (@cocktailsandcliterature) to stay updated on all our episodes and exclusive content. Cheers to embracing pleasure and unleashing your inner vixen!

    35 min
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Welcome to "Cocktails and Cliterature"! 🍸💋 Indulge your naughty side with your host Constance, as she dives into the steamiest romance novels in the market.Get ready for empowering heroines, sizzling encounters, and unapologetic sensuality. We'll even spice things up with exclusive author interviews and guest hosts, bringing the heat to our discussions. So grab a drink, embrace your inner vixen, and join us on a tantalizing journey of pleasure, empowerment, and literary ecstasy. Let's unleash our desires and get lost in the pages of pure seduction! 🔥📚💃 

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