Off Topic

Matthew East
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Ideas are awesome! But not all ideas fit into the same place. "Off Topic" with Matthew East will have you thinking differently (or at least thinking!) about something fun or interesting or current or unique EVERY time you click play. Give me FIVE episodes to hook you (it may only take one!) and we'll see you... OFF TOPIC!

  1. Sep 27

    I Suck!

    A brief explanation regarding the briefness of this episode... and a demand on my creativity necessary to properly embarrass my brother.

  2. Sep 17

    Ode To Boobies - Making Something From Nothing

    Matthew welcomes his 161 new followers this month by comparing them to... yup, CLEAVAGE. The funny is in the accuracy! And peppered throughout... if you like boobie-humor. Are boobies really like the Olympics? Was Matthew really once assaulted by a breast? Listen and find out! There's even a real moral to this off-color episode at the end... YOU TOO can make "Something From Nothing"!

  3. Sep 7

    Filling In The Gaps

    Your brain does it so well in SO many different ways! We take what we know... and fill the spaces in-between to complete the picture, using that thing we call our paradigm. We're so good at it, it's like our heartbeat. We don't even know we're doing it! WHO CARES!??! :-) Well, take a listen and find out why YOU should. We each communicate AND perceive in our own ways. Understanding this helps us understand each other... and truth... and stuff. :-P Naturally, my alter-ego proves once again his ability to integrate sexual humor into just about ANYTHING... so prepare to laugh while you hear, and think... and fill in the gaps. Enjoy!

  4. Aug 29

    Better Late Than Never?

    Does BLTN stand for Bacon Lettuce and Tomato on Naan? No!What about Better Love, Try "N"-al? :-) THAT'S a stretch. Literally!But NO! It stands for Better Late Than Never... the excuse of every under-performer and late-deliverer in the history of time. Explore this brainstorm with me and send your ideas for what can be... Better Late Than Never.But let's not forget the ponderous opposites! What might be Better Never Than Late??Listen in and you'll understand. Enjoy!

  5. Aug 17

    A Change in Scenery?

    Yogi Berra said, "Wherever you go, there you are." Was he just being funny? Or... was he channeling God and delivering a deeper message? Explore the idea with me... from multiple locations. Ha HA!When is a change in scenery a great move?When is it futility?What qualifies as "scenery"?...and, unrelated... When has the off-color humor of my alter-ego gone too far? Remember the old fortune cookie game? Add "...in bed." to your fortune cookie message and have a laugh? Well, even if you don't... one or two of these will definitely generate a chuckle! Don't worry... I won't tell your spouse you laughed!

  6. Aug 7

    Baby Steps

    Life goes on... but how?? BABY STEPS! Matthew's alter-ego is BACK with DARK pedophile humor... if that's a thing... but the underlying message drives this episode. When do you take Leaps of Faith, and when do you trust in Baby Steps? The answers are revealed... STEP BY STEP... and you'll be ashamed at what you laugh at in this "riffed" episode of Off Topic with Matthew East. Savor... and enjoy!

  7. Jul 27

    Sacrifice.

    What is life giving you? What are you giving life? Sacrifice is EVERYTHING, Earthlings. You get what you give. Don't believe me? It's alright! Listen to this "drama" styled episode and tell me you don't agree! I call "Off Topic" a comedic podcast... but this is just raw THOUGHT... and FEELING. It's Off Topic and Off Aura, all at once! THAT'S what makes it worth your time. Enjoy!

  8. Jul 17

    History Matters

    Why is George Washington on the U.S. $1 bill? It's for SO much more than you think! Unless you're really smart. Why are we no longer teaching American History in our schools!??! Like, seriously... Why? Cuz, like, it DID happen and stuff. Why were my daughter and I REMINDED of the AMAZING reasons why George Washington is ACTUALLY on the $1 bill? Our experience wasn't planned. Check out the answers to these questions and more right here!

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Ideas are awesome! But not all ideas fit into the same place. "Off Topic" with Matthew East will have you thinking differently (or at least thinking!) about something fun or interesting or current or unique EVERY time you click play. Give me FIVE episodes to hook you (it may only take one!) and we'll see you... OFF TOPIC!

Information

  • Creator
    Matthew East
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matthew East
  • Show Website
    Off Topic