The Snot Rocket Podcast

Snot Rocket Podcast
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A running podcast about serious running from two guys who don't take anything seriously.

  1. 5D AGO

    Episode 127 - 1900 Paris Olympics

    We’re going all the way back to 1900 to look at the Paris Olympics and celebrate National Detention Day. Goldfish can’t refrain from saying the “C” word, thinks Cooper Lutkenhaus will eventually be laying pipe, and doubles down on ACDC. Andrew highlights the cottage industry of the stupidity around running, can’t get over French seamen, nails the game show segment once again, and fantasizes about women croquet players.  The boys are drinking their personal garage beer. Goldfish is enjoying Kona “Big Wave,” and Andrew is drinking Alewerks “Superb Hazy IPA.” Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16hYC0LePC74SnwDe3ozo-DKakXB6vw09jXjw4NBrPBM/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    1h 16m

  2. MAR 24

    Episode 126 - 2018 Boston Marathon

    This episode is all about the 2018 Boston Marathon and wins by Yuki Kawauchi and Des Linden. Goldfish springs a game show on Andrew, has another “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gives instructions on how to make a Black and Tan. Andrew says Des is fat, does some research, and has a Port-a-Potty story. Herr Wilhelm brings the boys some applicable holiday beer with a Guinness Draught, seeing as it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and Sir Goldfish decides to drink Black and Tans but with an IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELlE_nwK9sdpKMr41qdivOcOstP_bq9uYbxxNRBrJQc/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    1h 5m

  3. MAR 17

    Episode 125 - 1 Mile to You Movie Review

    In this episode, we do a movie review. Which means Preview Mike returns! Goldfish loses his shit over a fake movie, doesn’t think he saw the right movie, and hopes Jessica Tandy rots in hell. Andrew does a blind plea to Des that is epic, thinks wearing spikes is a good way to get your ass kicked, and reveals why he’s not on Ozempic. Jam Master JJ and Mrs. Jam Master JJ gave us an amazing six-pack of Tox Brewing Co Port City Pants Party IPA, Wild East Brewing Antithesis West Coast IPA, and 3 Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf imperial IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g34z26EtvK839n9pstskkv1XpRr-qTJvclhPTtmxDPU/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    1h 16m

  4. MAR 10

    Episode 124 - You Self-Entitled F#cks!

    Some might say the boys didn’t have shit to talk about, others would say they never do, but we’re doing an episode filled with housekeeping. Andrew can’t wait to have his own studio, wants to argue with Goldfish, and dribbles on about his lone race win - hold for applause. Goldfish brings up a woman whose husband doesn’t give two s***s about her, wants to see women fight in their underwear, and has exclusive start line audio. Jam Master JJ gives the duo a variety pack, including Hardywood’s Cancer Sucks Cold Cap IPA, Bell’s Hopslam Ale, and Three Floyds’ Pride Joy. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cSDQoF38HHkii1MF8kpWArOSJ32h00eE_zYXcYRhbj4/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    1h 3m

  5. MAR 3

    Episode 123 - The British Invasion

    There’s a ton of American pride, fresh off the men’s overtime hockey Olympic gold win, and these two clowns welcome in their newest favorite Brit, David Vasey. Goldfish says, “Wanker,” way too much, lashes out at Andrew, and has a drug moment. David shares his love for American pop culture, doesn’t run long on Sundays because he’s hungover, and absolutely eviscerates American stereotypes. Andrew laughs about the death of a Paralympian, wants to know about the toilet paper in Buckingham Palace, and is fascinated with women curlers.  The beers are Newcastle Brown for David, Clown Shoes Rainbows Are Real for Tommy, and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for Andrew. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0) Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    1h 2m

  6. FEB 24

    Episode 122 - I'd Kill for a Good Marathon Time

    How stupid is running? Well, they do it in prison, it seems, so they don’t get raped. Andrew calls the Freak Greek live on the show, doesn’t know his buddy Cory’s 5k PR, and sure does love a good prison sex story. Goldfish embarrasses his father, Hank, wants cheese on his burger, and once again has a problem with the Boston marathon. The Freak Greek hooks us up with the Fix Hellas Lager by Olympic Brewery, and as a bonus, he tossed in a sixer of Pulp Art Hazy IPA made by Brooklyn Brewery. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aKL1Y_8hAKZU5QkoYuR8Th6almnTklkLPTeGJATpF8s/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    1 hr

  7. FEB 17

    Episode 121 - Lawyers, Guns, and Money

    This episode features two runners who are kinda shitbags, and one that Goldfish implores Snotties to hate immediately, and there isn’t much housekeeping. Goldfish again says Strava is the devil, explains to Andrew the story of Achilles, and talks about prostitutes. Andrew impersonates Femke Bol, threatens to call the Freak Greek, and encourages Goldfish to get a tramp stamp. Jason Ala-Cart supplies the two jackasses with some tasty libations all the way from Peru with Tres Cruces lager brewed by Ajeper S.A. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mDVo2QgGP-tGTn9Joi48W3Ym5NCVJMGFlAmauKqdgrA/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    49 min

  8. FEB 10

    Episode 120 - Marcel Hug

    The boys get into the greatest marathoner that has ever lived, and you probably have no idea who it is. Plus, we want to know if Andrew should get a 3rd Boston jacket. Andrew reads a poem, admits to winning one race, and taunts a 17-year-old. Sir Goldfish does a poor version of “Andrew’s Fingers Are So White,” says, “You think so?” and doesn’t give a shit that the WR in the half-marathon won’t be ratified. This makes back-to-back episodes in which Andrew supports the podcast with beer, donating Starr Hill Brewery’s Ramble On Juicy IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15pZ95j5uVSyq5FnM5JA6DGCyB-ZYbtqs3Y9npmO8In8/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

    1 hr
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A running podcast about serious running from two guys who don't take anything seriously.

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  • Creator
    Snot Rocket Podcast
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    132
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Snot Rocket Podcast
  • Show Website
    The Snot Rocket Podcast

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