Max Destruction Podcast: Movie Battles

Scotty and Gilly Macho
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Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between the greatest and oiliest action heroes of the 80s? What would happen in the deep jungle if Dutch from Predator fought Rambo from... Rambo? Wonder no more as this podcast takes the guess work and the brain power out of it by using Science to decide the winners of these classic fights. From the DynaMic network comes Max Destruction. With hosts Scotty and Gilly, The Macho(s), and other expendable cohosts , they run through the bios of the most awesome characters from cinema history and then using the Monte Carlo simulation decide once and f

  1. Oct 28

    HALLOWEEN: Art The Clown vs Candyman

    HALLOWEEN concludes... Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are throwing away the script and turning on the studio cameras for a deeply disturbing, gruesome nightmare matchup! In this episode, we are unleashing two of the most unkillable, terrifying entities in horror history—one driven by tragic vengeance, the other by pure, sadistic slapstick. In the red corner: The tragic specter of Cabrini-Green, a hook-handed phantom who commands a swarm of thousands of flesh-eating bees, and a reality-warping urban legend who exists in the reflections of those foolish enough to whisper his name five times—Daniel Robitaille, aka Candyman (Tony Todd / Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, The Candyman Franchise). In the blue corner: The silent, monochrome demon of Miles County, an absolute sadist who treats extreme, bone-crushing gore like a silent comedy routine, and an entity backed by the Little Pale Girl who can shrug off decapitations, gunshots, and dismemberment with a grin—Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton, The Terrifier Franchise).Can Candyman’s omnipresent hive-mind, psychological mind-games, and razor-sharp hook tear apart a silent mime who literally doesn't know how to feel pain? Will Art the Clown try to turn a swarm of supernatural bees into a twisted birthday party trick, or will the legendary spirit make Art the final sweet offering to the chorus? Don't look in the mirror, hide the bleach, and get ready for the ultimate splatterfest! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Candyman," "Daniel Robitaille," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of MGM, Universal Pictures, and Clive Barker. "Art the Clown," "Terrifier," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Dark Age Cinema, Cineverse, and Damien Leone. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with MGM, Universal, Cineverse, or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    HALLOWEEN: Art The Clown vs Candyman

  2. Oct 21

    HALLOWEEN: Akuma vs Shao Kahn

    HALLOWEEN Month cont... Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are blowing the roof off the stadium for a heavy-hitting, reality-ripping clash of final bosses! In this episode, we are pitting the ultimate master of the Dark Hadou against the tyrannical conqueror of realms in a battle of pure, unadulterated cosmic power. In the red corner: The demonic shadow warrior who infused Ryu with corruption, the absolute master of the Satsui no Hado, and the terrifying fighter who ruthlessly executed Master Gouken—Akuma (Roman Reigns, 2026’s Street Fighter). In the blue corner: The towering ruler of Outworld, a tyrannical emperor who seized Edenia, and a hammer-wielding warlord who commands dark armies and uses Shinnok’s amulet to achieve functional immortality—Shao Kahn (Martyn Ford, 2026’s Mortal Kombat II). Can Akuma’s brutal, game-accurate techniques and soul-shredding Dark Hadou overcome a conqueror who literally absorbs the souls of entire civilizations? Will Shao Kahn’s colossal Wrath Hammer flatten the lone warrior, or will Akuma unleash the Shun Goku Satsu and send the Emperor straight to the Netherrealm? Ready your fireballs, tighten your armor, and brace for an absolute execution! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Akuma," "Street Fighter," "Dark Hadou," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Capcom Entertainment, Legendary Pictures, and Paramount Pictures. "Shao Kahn," "Mortal Kombat," "Mortal Kombat II," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of NetherRealm Studios, Warner Bros. Pictures, and New Line Cinema. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with Capcom, Legendary, Paramount, Warner Bros., or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    HALLOWEEN: Akuma vs Shao Kahn

  3. Oct 14

    HALLOWEEN: Gremlins vs Critters (Crites)

    HALLOWEEN cont...Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are breaking out the hazards suits and locking down the studio for a chaotic, tiny-terror swarm war! In this episode, we are unleashing two of the most destructive, insatiable, and lawless creature armies to ever wreck a small town or hijack a skyscraper. In the red corner: The mutated, hyper-chaotic terrors of the Clamp Center, an army of malicious pranksters holding a catalog of bizarre genetic superpowers including bat wings, electric bodies, and vegetable DNA—The Gremlin Horde (Gremlins 2: The New Batch). In the blue corner: The ravenous, spine-shooting alien escapees with a bottomless stomach, the ability to roll into a massive, flesh-shredding bowling ball of death, and teeth that can bite through absolute steel—The Crites (The Critters franchise). Can the sheer, unpredictable, weapon-wielding madness of the mutated Gremlins out-prank and out-smart an alien swarm that wants to do nothing but eat them alive? Will a rogue Bat-Gremlin or Electric-Gremlin fry the opposition, or will the Crites roll over the horde like a buzzsaw? Turn on the bright lights, hide your snacks, and prepare for pure, unadulterated pandemonium! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Gremlins," "Gremlins 2: The New Batch," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. and Amblin Entertainment. "Critters," "Crites," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of New Line Cinema and Warner Bros. Discovery. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with Warner Bros., Amblin, New Line Cinema, or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    HALLOWEEN: Gremlins vs Critters (Crites)

  4. Oct 7

    HALLOWEEN: Michael vs Nemesis

    HALLOWEEN cont. Underworld vs Resident Evil; Hybrid vs Bio-WeaponScotty Macho and Gilly Macho are loading up on ultraviolet rounds and rocket launchers for a titanic, concrete-shattering clash of bio-engineered nightmares! In this episode, we are unleashing two of the most physically dominant, unstoppable juggernauts in modern cinematic horror. In the red corner: The legendary direct descendant of Alexander Corvinus, the perfect fusion of Vampire and Lycan DNA, and the blue-skinned, claw-wielding immortal who single-handedly ripped the Lycan king and Vampire elders to pieces—Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman, Underworld / Underworld: Evolution). In the blue corner: The ultimate bio-weapon of the Umbrella Corporation, a mutated super-soldier injected with the T-Virus and the Nemesis Alpha parasite, armed with a mini-gun, a rocket launcher, and a single-minded directive to exterminate—Nemesis (Matthew G. Taylor, Resident Evil: Apocalypse).Can Michael’s supernatural speed, wall-crawling agility, sonic-shattering roar, and high-tier healing factor find a way to tear through the heavily armored, genetically modified bulk of Umbrella's greatest achievement? Or will Nemesis track down the Hybrid, overpower him with pure, unrelenting cybernetic force, and leave him standard bio-debris? Find your cover, check your pulse, and get ready for an absolute slaughterfest! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Michael Corvin," "Underworld," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Lakeshore Entertainment and Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions. "Nemesis," "Resident Evil," "Umbrella Corporation," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Capcom Co., Ltd. and Constantin Film / Sony Pictures. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with Lakeshore, Capcom, Constantin Film, Sony Pictures, or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    HALLOWEEN: Michael vs Nemesis

  5. Sep 30

    HALLOWEEN: Alpha Male vs Samson

    START HALLOWEEN Month...Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are locking the blast doors and turning off the lights for a terrifying, blood-curdling heavyweight brawl! In this episode, we are pitting the peak evolutions of two civilization-ending plagues against one another in a brutal contest of raw, animalistic dominance. In the red corner: The fearless leader of Manhattan’s nocturnal underworld, a creature with superhuman strength who can smash through bulletproof glass with his bare skull, and the fiercely protective commander of the Darkseekers—the Alpha Male (2007’s I Am Legend). In the blue corner: The towering, 6'9" juggernaut of the British wasteland, a mutated berserker carrying a hyper-evolved strain of the Rage Virus, and the terrifying pack leader who shatters spines and hunts down prey with terrifying intellect—Samson (Chi Lewis-Parry, 2025’s 28 Years Later / 2026's The Bone Temple). LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Alpha Male," "Darkseekers," "I Am Legend," and all associated elements are registered trademarks and copyrights of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. "Samson," "28 Years Later," "The Bone Temple," "Rage Virus," and all associated characters and elements are registered trademarks and copyrights of Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc., DNA Films, and Alex Garland/Danny Boyle. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with Warner Bros., Sony Pictures, or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries

    HALLOWEEN: Alpha Male vs Samson

  6. Sep 23

    NINJA/ASSASSINS: Deathstroke vs Snake Eyes

    NINJA/ASSASSINS Month conclusion...Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are locking and loading for a grueling, tactical masterclass in absolute violence! In this episode, we are throwing two of the most heavily armed, expertly trained, and ruthlessly efficient super-soldiers into the ultimate survival arena. In the red corner: The former ASIS operative turned Star City nightmare, an absolute powerhouse fueled by the mind-altering Mirakuru serum, and the dual-sword-wielding mercenary who single-handedly tore Oliver Queen’s world to shreds—Slade Wilson, aka Deathstroke (Manu Bennett, CW's Arrowverse). In the blue corner: The silent ghost of the Arashikage clan, a master of ninjutsu and black-ops warfare, and the heavily armored commando who can deflect automatic gunfire with his Morning Light katana—Snake Eyes (Henry Golding / Ray Park, G.I. Joe Live-Action Films). Can Snake Eyes’ unparalleled martial arts stealth, lightning-fast sword strikes, and high-tech Arashikage gear find a weak spot in Deathstroke’s near-impenetrable Promethium armor? Will Slade’s superhuman strength, tactical military brilliance, and Mirakuru-fueled healing factor overwhelm the Joe's deadliest ninja?Choose your weapon, silence your comms, and brace for impact! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Deathstroke," "Slade Wilson," "Arrow," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of DC Comics, Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc., and The CW Network. "Snake Eyes," "G.I. Joe," "Arashikage," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Hasbro, Inc. and Paramount Pictures Corporation. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with DC Comics, Warner Bros., The CW, Hasbro, Paramount Pictures, or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    NINJA/ASSASSINS: Deathstroke vs Snake Eyes

  7. Sep 17

    NINJA/ASSASSINS: Raizo vs Aguilar

    Ninja Assassin vs Assassin's CreedBLADES OF THE SHADOWS—RAIZO VS. AGUILAR Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are melting into the darkness for a blood-soaked clash of historical proportions! In this episode, we are unleashing two of the most agile, lethal, and heavily trained shadow assassins to ever grace the silver screen.In the red corner: The defector from the Ozunu Clan, a ghost who moves faster than a heartbeat, and the ultimate master of the chain-scythe who can slice through an army of modern mercenaries in a literal blink of an eye—Raizo (Rain, 2009’s Ninja Assassin).In the blue corner: The Brotherhood's silent guardian of the Spanish Inquisition, a master of the Leap of Faith, and the parkour powerhouse who uses hidden blades, smoke bombs, and brutal close-quarters combat to dismantle the Templar Order—Aguilar de Nerha (Michael Fassbender, 2016’s Assassin's Creed). Can Aguilar’s tactical brilliance, smoke screen evasions, and lethal Hidden Blade counters withstand the terrifying speed, supernatural shadow-healing, and flesh-shredding reach of Raizo’s Kusarigama? Will the master Ninja overwhelm the Brotherhood’s finest, or will the Creed claim another high-profile target?Stick to the shadows, watch your back, and get ready for a Masterclass in murder! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Raizo," "Ninja Assassin," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. and Legendary Pictures. "Aguilar de Nerha," "Assassin's Creed," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Ubisoft Entertainment and 20th Century Studios. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with Warner Bros., Ubisoft, 20th Century Studios, or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    NINJA/ASSASSINS: Raizo vs Aguilar

  8. Sep 9

    NINJA/ASSASSINS: Bullseye vs Deadshot

    NINJA/ASSASSINS month cont. Scotty Macho and Gilly Macho are loading up the heavy artillery for a Marvel vs. DC marksman showdown that will leave the arena riddled with bullet holes! In this episode, we are tracking the two most terrifyingly precise ranged killers in live-action comic history. In the red corner: The psychotic ex-FBI agent with flawless aim, a spine of psychopathic determination, and the terrifying ability to turn a simple office stapler or a stray piece of glass into a lethal weapon—Benjamin "Poindexter" aka Bullseye (Wilson Bethel, MCU/Marvel's Daredevil). In the blue corner: The world's most elite mercenary, a man who never misses a contract, and the tech-goggled assassin who can ricochet an entire clip off a metal plate to hit a target completely blind—Floyd Lawton aka Deadshot (Will Smith, DCEU's Suicide Squad).Can Bullseye’s insane improvisational accuracy and psychopathic combat reflexes out-position the high-tech arsenal and devastating firepower of Belle Reve's deadliest inmate? Will Deadshot’s customized wrist-magnums put a bullet through Dex before he can throw a baseball at terminal velocity? Check your sightlines, chamber your rounds, and prepare for total annihilation! LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!! Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The Max Destruction Podcast is an independent fan production intended for entertainment, critical commentary, and hypothetical debate purposes only. "Bullseye," "Benjamin Poindexter," "Daredevil," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of Marvel Characters, Inc. and Marvel Studios / Disney. "Deadshot," "Floyd Lawton," "Suicide Squad," and all associated characters, names, and distinct likenesses are registered trademarks and copyrights of DC Comics and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. This episode is not officially endorsed by, authorized by, or affiliated with Marvel, DC, Disney, Warner Bros., or any of their parent companies or subsidiaries.

    NINJA/ASSASSINS: Bullseye vs Deadshot
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Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between the greatest and oiliest action heroes of the 80s? What would happen in the deep jungle if Dutch from Predator fought Rambo from... Rambo? Wonder no more as this podcast takes the guess work and the brain power out of it by using Science to decide the winners of these classic fights. From the DynaMic network comes Max Destruction. With hosts Scotty and Gilly, The Macho(s), and other expendable cohosts , they run through the bios of the most awesome characters from cinema history and then using the Monte Carlo simulation decide once and f

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