The 2 B*tches Left

Val and Claire
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We're just two besties talking about everything under the sun. Literally.

  1. 07/28/2025

    Running on Birthday Energy, Sonic Cravings, and Pure Delusion

    We're headed to Vegas for Claire's birthday, so naturally, we’re talking about taking risks—both in life and in the drive-thru. We unpack some of the most relatable luckiest (and unlucky) life moments, share a few stories that still sting and try to manifest a Sonic sponsorship by revealing our dream orders. We might be unlucky in some things, but never in vibes.

    49 min

  2. 07/15/2025

    Still Talking About It (Even If No One Else Is)

    Better late than never, right? This week’s episode was supposed to drop on the Fourth, but life said no. We’re recapping Love Island, talking internet drama and pop culture randomness as always. Regular uploads resume July 25th.

    37 min

  3. 06/22/2025

    Live Laugh Love (Island) – Low-Key Spiraling About the World

    The two bitches (plus all our opinions) are back. We’re recapping Love Island—the crushes, the cringe and our bold predictions. We talk pros and cons of spitting in a tube for 23andMe, holding public figures accountable during humanitarian crises and reflect on recent ICE raids.

    1 hr

  4. 06/06/2025

    A Hot Girl Summer – for Every B*tch

    It’s officially Hot Girl Summer, and your favorite bitches are kicking it off with a vibe check. In this episode, Claire and Val talk about what HGS means to them, break down the many sub-genres of summer energy and share their personal ins and outs.

    52 min

  5. 03/25/2025

    Yap Time: Pillow Talk Gone Wrong, Crazy Exes, and a Third B*tch

    We’ve all been there—debating closure, surviving no contact, and hoping for a clean emotional slate. This week, we chat with our b*tch Kristiana and debrief. Claire shares her awkward moment of the week, while Val and Kristiana reflect on their first impressions of each other.

    29 min

  6. 03/09/2025

    Sleepover Energy: Embarrassing Stories & Unhinged Questions

    What happens at the sleepover… gets recorded for the pod. We’re playing 21 Questions, debating Would You Rather scenarios and sharing embarrassing stories that should’ve stayed in the vault. Get cozy and grab your snacks!!

    1h 1m

  7. 02/14/2025

    Valentine’s Day: A Survival Guide

    Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is coming—and we’ve got thoughts. In this episode, we break down how not to be a grinch about it, whether you’re single, cuffed or somewhere in between. We’re talking V-Day dos and don’ts, last-minute plans, and why Galentine’s Day deserves just as much hype. Whether you're feeling romantic or just here for the discounted chocolate, this one’s for you! 💘

    42 min

  8. 01/31/2025

    Manifesting, Banning Men & Breaking Curses – A 2025 Mood

    Season 3 is here, and we’re setting the vibe for 2025—New Year, Same B*itches! Kicking things off with a little bit of everything: resolutions we might keep, red flags we definitely should’ve seen coming and just the right amount of unexpected chaos. Buckle up, it’s a new year. Cheers to a new season!

    54 min
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We're just two besties talking about everything under the sun. Literally.

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  • Creator
    Val and Claire
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Val and Claire
  • Show Website
    The 2 B*tches Left