Canned Meat Theatre

Canned Meat Theatre
  • 5.0 (3)
  • Comedy

Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

  1. 3d ago

    Season 2 Episode 6- The Brain Wants to Taste It

    Another fine product- from your friends at Canned Meat Theatre! Featuring: Superhero Side Hustles… The Honest Consignment Store… The Night Podiatrist… Pet Rock w/Mole… Bellevue Beach PD… and More! “CMT Comic Presents: Superhero Side Hustles” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Announcer: Doug McDowell  Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala “The Honest Consignment Store” written by Toni Deckers  Voices: Collette: Toni Deckers Vivienne: Janell Christina  Barbara: Sarah Zavala “The Night Podiatrist: Gladys” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Gladys: Toni Deckers “Pet Rock w/ Mole” written by Caitlin Cherniak Voices:  Katherine: Jennifer Coe Gina: Toni Deckers “Bellevue Beach PD: Prop Dredging” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman Sara: Rachael Tillman Sandy Shoals: Andrea Howells  Amy Reddick: Elaine Person Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Sound Effects: Seashore Atmos LW2.aif by George_Papargyris -- https://freesound.org/s/140349/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 R05_0190.mp3 by WaveAdventurer -- https://freesound.org/s/199687/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    Season 2 Episode 6- The Brain Wants to Taste It

  2. Jul 14

    Season 2 Episode 5- Flavor Fresh

    Fresh original comedy- with an airtight seal! Featuring: Funeral Planning… The Bureaucrat… Bellevue Beach PD… The Night Podiatrist… Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows  …and More! “Funeral Planning” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Annette: Toni Deckers Ellie: Shelby Mae Randle Jack: Erik Deckers  “The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade Returns” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Barbie: Shelby Mae Randle Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman  Bea: Toni Deckers “Bellevue Beach PD: The Sexy Shoplifter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: Sara: Rachael Tillman Ray: Larry Calabretta Charlotte: Jennifer Kalison Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell  Chief Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman “The Night Podiatrist: Peggy” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices:  Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Margaret “Peggy” Norwood: Janell Christina “Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows” written by Erik Deckers Voices:  Claire Townsend: Sarah Zavala  Bob Charles: Chuck Blair Announcer #1: Lillian McGuinness  Announcer #2: Suleiman Tarrer  Sound Design by Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    Season 2 Episode 5- Flavor Fresh

  3. Jun 19

    Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It

    Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever!  Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition…  …and More! “Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Mary: Sarah Zavala Drew: Suleiman Tarrer Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Old Man: Larry Calabretta  Arguing Ladies: Toni Deckers/Jennifer Kalison Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman  Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman  “Dirty Birds” written by Erik Deckers Voices:  Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers  Tyler: Giovan Santiago Dylan: Suleiman Tarrer Paige: Rachael Tillman Megan: Sarah Zavala “Bellevue Beach PD” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: 911 Dispatch: Rachael Tillman  Tourist: Lillian McGuinness Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman  Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell “That’s Florida For You!- Sports Edition” written by Erik Deckers Voices:  Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman Jimmy: Erik Deckers Vicki: Jennifer Kalison Summer: Toni Deckers Sound Design by Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It

  4. May 31 ·  Bonus

    BONUS: Harmony Returns Again!

    Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?   Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.  New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

  5. May 23 ·  Bonus

    BONUS: Harmony Returns!

    Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox.  Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.  New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    BONUS: Harmony Returns!

  6. Apr 25

    Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented

    Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings!  Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads…  and More! “Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Anna: Sarah Zavala Elsa: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer  Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman  Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie  “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron Voices:  Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman  Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman Shane: Jaxon Powers “Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: J.F.: Jennifer Kalison Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman “Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell Voices:  Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams Velma: Rachael Tillman Fred: Suleiman Tarrer Daphne: Lillian McGuinness CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron Voices: #1 "Truly Mellow CBD"  Kevin: Jaxon Powers  #2 "Famefest" Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Sound Effects: LOUPE`_0019.wav by adralba -- https://freesound.org/s/472691/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented

  7. Mar 16

    Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This…

    Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more! Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads…  and More! “Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Husband: Doug McDowell Wife: Rachael Tillman “Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Dee: Kimberly DiPersia Jay: Clinton Hughes “The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson Voices:  Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers  Lily: Lillian McGuinness Frank: Tony Taylor John: Doug McDowell Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers “Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: # 1 Fuggetaboutits Tony: Tony Taylor Pauly: Doug McDowell #2 P***y & Pup  Becky: Jennifer Kalison #3 Paddy McCrackens Mike: Tony Taylor Tom: Erik Deckers Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This…

  8. Jan 30

    Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.

    Season two is here! We can’t believe it either. Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…  and More! “Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams “The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)  Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie  Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe “CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell The Nipple: Clinton Hughes Red Menace: Erik Deckers Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron Voices: Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia Shane: Clinton Hughes “Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman Voices:  Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman Claire: Paige Weisheimer Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer Zoe: Lillian McGuiness Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.
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Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

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  • Creator
    Canned Meat Theatre
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    37
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Canned Meat Theatre
  • Show Website
    Canned Meat Theatre