Canned Meat Theatre

Canned Meat Theatre

5.0 (3)
Comedy

Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

Sep 14

Season 2 Episode 7- SPECIAL The Night Podiatrist: The Foot is a Lonely Hunter

He doesn’t know a lot about love…but he knows a lot about feet. A special episode featuring a double-header (footer?) of The Night Podiatrist. “The Night Podiatrist: Peggy Returns” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Peggy: Janell Christina “The Night Podiatrist: Gladys Returns” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Gladys: Toni Deckers Narration written by Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Aug 17

Season 2 Episode 6- The Brain Wants to Taste It

Another fine product- from your friends at Canned Meat Theatre! Featuring: Superhero Side Hustles… The Honest Consignment Store… The Night Podiatrist… Pet Rock w/Mole… Bellevue Beach PD… and More! “CMT Comic Presents: Superhero Side Hustles” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Announcer: Doug McDowell Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala “The Honest Consignment Store” written by Toni Deckers Voices: Collette: Toni Deckers Vivienne: Janell Christina Barbara: Sarah Zavala “The Night Podiatrist: Gladys” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Gladys: Toni Deckers “Pet Rock w/ Mole” written by Caitlin Cherniak Voices: Katherine: Jennifer Coe Gina: Toni Deckers “Bellevue Beach PD: Prop Dredging” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman Sara: Rachael Tillman Sandy Shoals: Andrea Howells Amy Reddick: Elaine Person Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Sound Effects: Seashore Atmos LW2.aif by George_Papargyris -- https://freesound.org/s/140349/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 R05_0190.mp3 by WaveAdventurer -- https://freesound.org/s/199687/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Jul 14

Season 2 Episode 5- Flavor Fresh

Fresh original comedy- with an airtight seal! Featuring: Funeral Planning… The Bureaucrat… Bellevue Beach PD… The Night Podiatrist… Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows …and More! “Funeral Planning” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Annette: Toni Deckers Ellie: Shelby Mae Randle Jack: Erik Deckers “The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade Returns” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Barbie: Shelby Mae Randle Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Bea: Toni Deckers “Bellevue Beach PD: The Sexy Shoplifter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: Sara: Rachael Tillman Ray: Larry Calabretta Charlotte: Jennifer Kalison Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell Chief Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman “The Night Podiatrist: Peggy” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Margaret “Peggy” Norwood: Janell Christina “Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Claire Townsend: Sarah Zavala Bob Charles: Chuck Blair Announcer #1: Lillian McGuinness Announcer #2: Suleiman Tarrer Sound Design by Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Jun 19

Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It

Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever! Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition… …and More! “Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Mary: Sarah Zavala Drew: Suleiman Tarrer Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Old Man: Larry Calabretta Arguing Ladies: Toni Deckers/Jennifer Kalison Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman “Dirty Birds” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers Tyler: Giovan Santiago Dylan: Suleiman Tarrer Paige: Rachael Tillman Megan: Sarah Zavala “Bellevue Beach PD” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: 911 Dispatch: Rachael Tillman Tourist: Lillian McGuinness Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell “That’s Florida For You!- Sports Edition” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman Jimmy: Erik Deckers Vicki: Jennifer Kalison Summer: Toni Deckers Sound Design by Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
May 31 · Bonus

BONUS: Harmony Returns Again!

Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony? Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
May 23 · Bonus

BONUS: Harmony Returns!

Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox. Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Apr 25

Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented

Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings! Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads… and More! “Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Anna: Sarah Zavala Elsa: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron Voices: Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman Shane: Jaxon Powers “Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: J.F.: Jennifer Kalison Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman “Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams Velma: Rachael Tillman Fred: Suleiman Tarrer Daphne: Lillian McGuinness CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron Voices: #1 "Truly Mellow CBD" Kevin: Jaxon Powers #2 "Famefest" Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Sound Effects: LOUPE`_0019.wav by adralba -- https://freesound.org/s/472691/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Mar 16

Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This…

Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more! Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads… and More! “Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Husband: Doug McDowell Wife: Rachael Tillman “Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Dee: Kimberly DiPersia Jay: Clinton Hughes “The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers Lily: Lillian McGuinness Frank: Tony Taylor John: Doug McDowell Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers “Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: # 1 Fuggetaboutits Tony: Tony Taylor Pauly: Doug McDowell #2 P***y & Pup Becky: Jennifer Kalison #3 Paddy McCrackens Mike: Tony Taylor Tom: Erik Deckers Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

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3 Ratings

Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

Creator

Canned Meat Theatre
Years Active

2023 - 2026
Episodes

38
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© 2026 Canned Meat Theatre
Show Website

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