Canned Meat Theatre

Canned Meat Theatre

Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

  1. Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It

    Jun 19

    Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It

    Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever!  Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition…  …and More! “Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Mary: Sarah Zavala Drew: Suleiman Tarrer Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Old Man: Larry Calabretta  Arguing Ladies: Toni Deckers/Jennifer Kalison Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman  Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman  “Dirty Birds” written by Erik Deckers Voices:  Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers  Tyler: Giovan Santiago Dylan: Suleiman Tarrer Paige: Rachael Tillman Megan: Sarah Zavala “Bellevue Beach PD” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices: 911 Dispatch: Rachael Tillman  Tourist: Lillian McGuinness Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman  Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell “That’s Florida For You!- Sports Edition” written by Erik Deckers Voices:  Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman Jimmy: Erik Deckers Vicki: Jennifer Kalison Summer: Toni Deckers Sound Design by Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    28 min

  2. May 31 ·  Bonus

    BONUS: Harmony Returns Again!

    Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?   Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.  New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    4 min
  3. BONUS: Harmony Returns!

    May 23 ·  Bonus

    BONUS: Harmony Returns!

    Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox.  Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.  New episodes are on the way.... written by Violet Nemazie Voices: Harmony: Violet Nemazie Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    2 min
  4. Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented

    Apr 25

    Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented

    Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings!  Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads…  and More! “Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Anna: Sarah Zavala Elsa: Lillian McGuinness “The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell Voices:  Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer  Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman  Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie  “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron Voices:  Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman  Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman Shane: Jaxon Powers “Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: J.F.: Jennifer Kalison Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman “Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell Voices:  Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams Velma: Rachael Tillman Fred: Suleiman Tarrer Daphne: Lillian McGuinness CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron Voices: #1 "Truly Mellow CBD"  Kevin: Jaxon Powers  #2 "Famefest" Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Sound Effects: LOUPE`_0019.wav by adralba -- https://freesound.org/s/472691/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    33 min
  5. Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This…

    Mar 16

    Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This…

    Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more! Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads…  and More! “Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Husband: Doug McDowell Wife: Rachael Tillman “Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson Voices: Dee: Kimberly DiPersia Jay: Clinton Hughes “The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson Voices:  Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers  Lily: Lillian McGuinness Frank: Tony Taylor John: Doug McDowell Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers “Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: # 1 Fuggetaboutits Tony: Tony Taylor Pauly: Doug McDowell #2 P***y & Pup  Becky: Jennifer Kalison #3 Paddy McCrackens Mike: Tony Taylor Tom: Erik Deckers Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    15 min
  6. Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.

    Jan 30

    Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.

    Season two is here! We can’t believe it either. Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…  and More! “Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams “The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)  Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie  Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe “CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell The Nipple: Clinton Hughes Red Menace: Erik Deckers Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron Voices: Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia Shane: Clinton Hughes “Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman Voices:  Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman Claire: Paige Weisheimer Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer Zoe: Lillian McGuiness Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    29 min
  7. Season 2 Coming Soon!

    Season 2 Trailer

    Season 2 Coming Soon!

    Happy New Year! Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned... Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    1 min

  8. 12/01/2025 ·  Bonus

    Greatest Hits Vol. 1

    A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).  Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026! “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2) Voices:  Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison “The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2) Voices:  Art Cox: Doug McDowell  Debra: Jennifer Kalison “After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7) Voices: It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia Snow White: Jennifer Kalison “Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9) Voices: Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers “Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6) Voices: Ken Burns: Doug McDowell Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo “Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9) Voices: Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman Customer 1: Doug McDowell Customer 2: Toni Deckers Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis “Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025) Voices: Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers Betsy: Rachael Tillman Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia Katie: Andrea Howells “That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special) Voices: Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman Jake: Michael F. Lewis Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman Summer: Toni Deckers Announcer: Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    53 min
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Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

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  • Creator
    Canned Meat Theatre
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Canned Meat Theatre
  • Show Website
    Canned Meat Theatre