Rockin' On The Porch

Rockin' On The Porch
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Let Rockin’ on the Porch with Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles take you on an adventurous, hilarious journey as they prove they have no idea what they are doing. As if they are not already full of themselves, they thought it would be a great idea to let the world in on their private conversations. This epic trilogy is constantly misunderstanding each other and causing confusion amongst themselves. This chaotic trio discuss out of the ordinary topics and share embarrassing experiences that normal people would take to their grave. Despite the generational gap between the three, they somehow hilariously balance one another out. They have a knack for making people extremely uncomfortable with their unusually dark sense of humor. If you’re looking for a good time and enjoy drinking games (must drink or take a shot every time Mishi snort laughs), then join them weekly as they take ordinary subjects and quickly turn them controversial.

  1. 6d ago

    Awkward Dates, Red Flags, and a Flying Crab Leg

    Awkward date stories, dating red flags, and a flying crab leg take over this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch. Giggles and Mishi laugh through some truly unforgettable dating moments: the guy with a collection of expensive watches who could not tell the time, the restaurant date where a giant crab leg flew across the room, and the question of whether one awkward moment can ruin an entire date. They also dig into online dating, first-date lies, possessive behavior, oversharing, social-media stalking, and the difference between a sweet gesture and a major red flag. Would you be flattered—or freaked out—if someone arrived on your second date with your entire family tree? Follow Rockin’ on the Porch for weekly funny, real, and slightly chaotic conversations about dating, life, relationships, and everything in between.

    Awkward Dates, Red Flags, and a Flying Crab Leg

  2. Aug 2

    Secret Heiress, Florida Man in a Dryer & The Most Toxic Prenup Clauses

    You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not a taco. In this episode of Rockin’ On The Porch, Giggles and Mishi go from small‑town life to secret heiress drama, Florida man chaos, and the most unhinged prenup clauses you’ve ever heard. First, an estate attorney shows up with a yellow folder and tells Giggles she’s the long‑lost child of a wealthy Rothfella family. To get the money, she’d have to leave her normal life behind and step into a full‑time socialite role—press conferences, cameras everywhere, Princess Diaries makeover, the works. Would you trade your quiet, small‑town world for elite money and fame, or stay the “boring” girl who spills soup and breaks plates in peace? Then it’s “Is it Florida, Fiction, or Another State?”, where a fugitive is caught hiding in a dryer… and Mishi admits she used to climb into dryers for fun, grab people’s legs, and once had her brother turn it on while she was inside. Finally, the prenup conversation goes deep: cheating clauses with huge penalties, rules about holidays with in‑laws, limits on how many kids you’re allowed to have, even weight‑limit clauses that dock you money if you gain. Would you sign a prenup like that, or could some of these rules actually become motives for murder? If you love true crime‑adjacent stories, small‑town humor, and real talk about relationships, money, and boundaries, this one’s for you. Grab a snack, rock on the porch with us, and tell us where you land: secret heiress, Florida dryer, or “absolutely not” on those prenup clauses. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Secret Heiress, Florida Man in a Dryer & The Most Toxic Prenup Clauses

  3. Jul 26

    Public I Love You, Ghosting Queens, And Love Bombs

    In this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi pour some tea and dive straight into the messy side of modern love. We start with a “journey” into a crowded bar where a new guy suddenly blurts out “I love you” in front of everyone… and Giggles is ready to bolt for the bathroom with a case of “explosive diarrhea.” When a public love confession catches you off guard, do you stay, smile, or ghost? From there, we get real about ghosting, what it’s like to be the “queen of ghosting,” and how it feels when someone you only see as a buddy is fighting hard for your heart. Mishi shares a real story about a drunk love declaration in front of her brother and the very awkward car ride home that followed. Then we shift into dating apps, pilots, cockpits, and questionable photos, talking about why too‑perfect profiles set off alarms and why attention that feels good can still come with red flags. We also break down love bombing: the guy who texts “good morning, beautiful” and “good night, I’m thinking of you” nonstop after just a few days, controlling comments like “don’t get too dressed up,” and how to tell the difference between real love and toxic intensity. There’s real talk about communication in relationships, sharing locations for safety (not control), and how past experiences with “s****y people” shape our boundaries now. It’s messy, funny, and honest porch‑side conversation about modern love, ghosting, and the awkward ways we all try to protect our peace. If you’ve ever cringed through a public “I love you,” ignored red flags because the attention felt nice, or zoomed in on dating app photos wondering “is this Photoshop?”, this episode is for you. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Public I Love You, Ghosting Queens, And Love Bombs

  4. Jul 19

    Too Trusting, Too Clumsy, and Too Positive

    Apparently, the Sunday before Father’s Day is… not Father’s Day. In this week’s Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi shares how her mom casually asked, did you call your father for Father’s Day, so she panicked, called her dad, and texted Papa Tony and the son‑in‑law with heartfelt messages only to get, Thanks for the kind words but you’re a week early. From there, things stay chaotic in the best way. We jump into a what would you do scenario: you’re at a friend’s house, you accidentally break something that looks insanely expensive and possibly sentimental, and no one sees. Are you confessing, blaming the cat, or carefully propping it back up and praying? That hypothetical leads straight into a real‑life story about a broken vase, the wrong kind of super glue, and a husband who eventually notices something is very off. We also talk about: Being the clumsy friend who’s always breaking something and whether we’d actually confess or lose sleep over it for a week.Fake positivity vs. real support. Good vibes only, just be grateful, and why certain people’s “advice” feels more like guilt than comfort.Family members who don’t like you doing a podcast but still smile to your mom’s face, and how that two‑faced support shows up as fake nice and fake encouragement.The difference between friends who genuinely listen and validate your feelings and those who can’t wait for you to stop talking so they can jump in.If you’ve ever been a little too trusting, a little too clumsy, or a little too tired of hearing just be grateful, you’re going to feel very seen in this episode. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and come laugh it out on the porch with us. New episodes every Sunday. Share this one with a friend who loves a good what would you do story. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Too Trusting, Too Clumsy, and Too Positive

  5. Jul 12

    Crime‑Scene Trunks, Robbery Fails & What Fear Is Really Protecting

    Life has been a lot lately, so we’re back on the porch talking about all the wild, scary, and strangely funny ways fear shows up in our lives. From “Dateline energy” in a borrowed car trunk to a robbery that absolutely flopped, we’re unpacking it all with a side of giggles. In this episode, we chat about: Borrowing a friend’s car, popping the trunk, and finding shovel + rope + tape that look suspiciously like a crime scene. Do you call the cops, confront your friend, or mind your business?A would‑be robber who storms into a nail salon yelling “Everybody get down!”… only to be completely ignored by a room full of unbothered, freshly‑manicured women.Whether we’re getting desensitized to crime and how “no real consequences” can change how people react when someone yells “robbery.”Childhood vs now: toy guns, classic TV, today’s weird kids’ shows, and why social media makes bullying so much harder to escape.Fear as a protector vs fear as a prison: from spiders and rats to relationships, rejection, and learning to actually like your own company.How past experiences and almost‑situations change the way we walk through the world, especially as women, and why some of us go full fight mode when others freeze or flee.If you love porch‑side girl talk, true‑crime‑adjacent stories, and honest conversations about fear, safety, and relationships—with plenty of laughs in between—pull up a chair and hang out with us on the porch. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Crime‑Scene Trunks, Robbery Fails & What Fear Is Really Protecting

  6. Jul 5

    Ghost Cameras, Florida Chaos & Adrenaline Superpowers

    Life is lifey right now, and we are feeling every bit of it on the porch this week. From ghosty security cameras to Florida road‑rage rabies vibes, we’re covering the kind of chaos you usually only see in movies. In this episode, Giggles and Mishi talk about: A house‑sitting security camera that keeps detecting a “person” in the living room… while no one’s supposed to be there. Guardian angel, glitch, or something else? Real‑life ghost stories, tape recorders that answer back with “We’re here,” and why we’d be the funniest ghost‑hunting duo on TV. A Florida woman who jumped on a pregnant driver’s car, punched her, attacked a 68‑year‑old trying to help, and then bit the police officer during her arrest. She seriously woke up and chose violence. Our game Adrenaline or Delusion and whether we’re actually secret superheroes when emergencies hit. From dog bites and car accidents to Heimlich‑moment saves, we share what we’ve really done when life went sideways. If you love porch‑side girl talk, true crime‑ish headlines, ghost story chills, and laughing at how wild humans can be, this one’s for you. Grab a drink, get cozy, and come hang out with us on the porch. Don’t forget to watch us over on YouTube. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Ghost Cameras, Florida Chaos & Adrenaline Superpowers

  7. Jun 28

    Why Don’t You Have Kids, Dating the Same Guy, and Do Words Cast Spells

    So… when are you going to have kids?’ If you’ve ever had that question thrown at you like small talk, this episode is for you. Today on Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi and Giggles start with a weird church dream featuring a pregnant 70‑year‑old and end up in a real conversation about fertility, pressure, and what it’s like when people act like your body is their business. From there we pivot straight into chaos: a dating scenario where you’re on the perfect first date… until you realize he’s the same guy your friend is talking to on a dating app. Do you walk out, call him out, or team up with your bestie and make him sweat? We also get into: Alligators snatching small dogs and the ‘of course we’d punch an alligator for our pets’ energy. Whether words are basically spells, how insults stick more than compliments, and the one sentence that blew up a toxic friendship. Childhood threats about ‘old people coming to get you,’ money lessons from our parents, and why humor is sometimes the only way through the heavy stuff. It’s unfiltered girl talk with plenty of laughing, a little cussing, and a lot of ‘oh my God, same’ moments. Pull up a chair, grab a snack (block of cheese optional), and hang out on the porch with us. New episodes every Sunday. If you laugh, nod, or feel seen even once, share this episode with a friend who gets it. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Why Don’t You Have Kids, Dating the Same Guy, and Do Words Cast Spells

  8. Jun 14

    Calling in Sick, Hacked Baby Monitors, and Sober DUIs

    This week on Rockin’ On The Porch, Giggles and Mishi cover a very specific kind of chaos: fake sick days, creepy “smart” baby tech, and sober people getting hit with DUIs. We start with a work nightmare disguised as a dream. Your best friend scores VIP tickets to your ultimate music festival, but you have to call in “sick” to get there. You do it—and then you see your boss standing in VIP. Do you hide under a hat in 102‑degree heat, pretend you have a twin named Laughter while Giggles is “home with the flu,” or just own it and stay at the show? From there we jump into nanny robots and hacked baby monitors. We talk about parents hearing strange men’s voices talk to their kids through monitors, feeds crossing with a nursing home down the road, and why even the simplest “non‑Wi‑Fi” tech can still be hacked. If you’re already side‑eyeing smart devices in your house, this conversation won’t help… in the best way. Then it’s another round of “Is it Florida, is it fiction, or is it another state?” featuring the now‑famous clip of an officer insisting he saw a woman texting with her right hand even though she doesn’t have one. That leads us into sober DUIs, false positives on field tests, and how a single charge can destroy a career for drivers, teachers, healthcare workers, and more. Through it all, we do what we always do: turn heavy, unbelievable stories into something we can laugh about, without pretending they aren’t serious. We talk about: – Calling in sick to work and running into your boss at a festival – Nanny robots, baby monitors, and why smart tech around kids feels so sketchy – A one‑armed driver accused of texting and driving – Sober DUIs and what happens when the system gets it wrong – Using humor to handle the weirdest corners of real life Question for you: Would you trust a nanny robot or smart monitor in your house? And would you still go to that concert if your boss walked into VIP? *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Calling in Sick, Hacked Baby Monitors, and Sober DUIs
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Let Rockin’ on the Porch with Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles take you on an adventurous, hilarious journey as they prove they have no idea what they are doing. As if they are not already full of themselves, they thought it would be a great idea to let the world in on their private conversations. This epic trilogy is constantly misunderstanding each other and causing confusion amongst themselves. This chaotic trio discuss out of the ordinary topics and share embarrassing experiences that normal people would take to their grave. Despite the generational gap between the three, they somehow hilariously balance one another out. They have a knack for making people extremely uncomfortable with their unusually dark sense of humor. If you’re looking for a good time and enjoy drinking games (must drink or take a shot every time Mishi snort laughs), then join them weekly as they take ordinary subjects and quickly turn them controversial.

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  • Creator
    Rockin' On The Porch
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    186
  • Rating
    Explicit
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