Rockin' On The Porch

Rockin' On The Porch

Let Rockin’ on the Porch with Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles take you on an adventurous, hilarious journey as they prove they have no idea what they are doing. As if they are not already full of themselves, they thought it would be a great idea to let the world in on their private conversations. This epic trilogy is constantly misunderstanding each other and causing confusion amongst themselves. This chaotic trio discuss out of the ordinary topics and share embarrassing experiences that normal people would take to their grave. Despite the generational gap between the three, they somehow hilariously balance one another out. They have a knack for making people extremely uncomfortable with their unusually dark sense of humor. If you’re looking for a good time and enjoy drinking games (must drink or take a shot every time Mishi snort laughs), then join them weekly as they take ordinary subjects and quickly turn them controversial.

  1. 3d ago

    Family Drama: Everyone Loves Them. Their Family Knows Better.

    Halloween costumes, family drama, and a bathroom trip defeated by suspenders—just another conversation on Rockin’ on the Porch. Giggles and Mishi trade embarrassing stories, revisit a half-teddy-bear costume that scared a grown man, and consider a very strange question: what if someone sneezed back every time you sneezed? Then it’s time for the relative everyone else loves, the family member who gets called dramatic for speaking up, and a hypothetical gift you might not want to accept—even if it’s your dream car. There’s also a discussion of paranormal claims surrounding body-camera footage, followed by a dating profile with conflicting ages and a firm bedtime. Come for the Halloween stories. Stay for “All I had was coffee” and “I don’t wanna raise another one.” Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch, and share this episode with a friend who can handle a little unfiltered porch talk. Chapters: 00:00 - Bathroom Stories & the Never-Ending Pee 02:00 - Hair Salon Bathroom Fail: Forgotten Suspenders 04:00 - Welcome to Our Halloween Episode 05:00 - Halloween Costumes That Scared People 10:00 - What If Someone Sneezed Back Every Time? 15:00 - Watts Case Body-Cam Paranormal Claims 20:00 - The Relative Everyone Else Loves 23:00 - Public Charm, Family Drama & Speaking Up 36:00 - “Demons Are Spirits, Too” 41:00 - Halloween Plans & Porch Goodbyes *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Family Drama: Everyone Loves Them. Their Family Knows Better.
  2. Oct 25

    Can You Trust a Liar Who Can’t Lie Anymore?

    Forgiveness is one thing—but would you trust a liar who could never lie again? This week on Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi turn an imaginary personality fix into a conversation about second chances, apologies, and whether changed behavior can undo old doubts. First, there’s a lottery hypothetical with a painful catch: your friend checked last week’s winning numbers, and you’ve already started planning your new life. We also react to the Florida truck-surfing story and the excuse, “It’s not my fault the truck don’t surf.” Then we talk people-pleasing, one-sided friendships, and realizing you don’t have to keep everyone entertained at your own expense. A dating profile with a “stand-up guy” twist rounds out the laughs. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch for more funny stories, awkward questions, and conversations that take the scenic route. Chapters: 00:00 - Age Roasting & the “Young Buck” 02:00 - Welcome to the Porch & Friendsgiving Talk 03:00 - The 1909 Joke & Vampire Mom 04:00 - Lottery What-If: Your Friend Checks the Wrong Numbers 08:00 - Florida or Another State? The Truck-Surfing Story 13:00 - “My Pedals Are Soft”: A Speeding Excuse 14:00 - Betrayal, Forgiveness & Second Chances 16:00 - Could You Trust Them Again? 24:00 - A Dating Profile With a “Stand-Up Guy” Twist 26:00 - The Recording Scare & One Good Warning 27:00 - Looking Like the Bad Influence & Signing Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Can You Trust a Liar Who Can’t Lie Anymore?
  3. Oct 18

    Bloody Mary, Childhood Fears & Creepy What-Ifs

    Bloody Mary and childhood fears don’t always stay in childhood—especially when a school-bathroom prank still makes you refuse to tempt fate. This week on Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi revisit the creepy beliefs, parental threats, and questionable survival instincts that still make them laugh—and hesitate. A hypothetical mystery note on the fridge leads to secret attic occupants, bathroom logistics, and a debate over checking the milk versus getting out. Then come “the old man” who supposedly collected misbehaving kids, hide-and-seek in a dark hall, and the hosts’ retelling of the Teresita Basa story with its alleged paranormal connection. To lighten things up, there’s a ladybug-themed dating-profile photo that makes a surprisingly good impression—and a “Bite me” joke to send you off. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch, and share this episode with the friend who would investigate while you waited in the car. Chapters: 00:00 Dolly Day Banter 01:24 Porch Show Kickoff 01:48 Sticky Note Intruder 12:35 Ghost Solves Murder 29:18 Investigate The Legends 30:16 Old Man Vs Bloody Mary 32:24 Bloody Mary School Story 40:28 Ladybug Dating Profile 42:48 Joke And Sign Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Bloody Mary, Childhood Fears & Creepy What-Ifs
  4. Oct 11

    Would Your Partner Like Your Doppelgänger More Than You?

    Would you be friends with your doppelgänger—or worry your partner might like them better? Giggles and Mishi get into spooky hypotheticals, dating, and delightfully questionable decisions on this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch. A mystery stranger in every party photo leads to a hilarious Las Vegas photobombing story. Then a reported yoga-clothes theft involving a Waymo robotaxi has us questioning that getaway choice—and wondering about getting trapped inside. Things turn heartfelt with memories of Joey, a possible sighting after his passing, a heart-shaped memorial candle, and mysterious boot prints. We also imagine meeting our exact doubles, review “Cali guy’s” dating profile, and talk about enjoying a happy relationship without letting the naysayers get in your head. Come for the clone debate; stay for the laughs, love, and “wait, what?” moments. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch and share this episode with your funniest friend. Chapters: 00:00 Awkward Catch Up 02:40 Cougar Energy Teasing 03:46 Show Intro And Names 04:18 Spooky Photo Stranger 06:14 Vegas Photo Bomb Story 07:49 Florida Fake Or Another 09:27 Waymo Getaway Debate 23:12 Spotting Your Doppelgänger 33:22 Dating Profile Reveal 35:10 Relationship Advice and Positivity 37:35 Cali Guy Photo Reaction 38:49 Wrap It Up Farewell *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Would Your Partner Like Your Doppelgänger More Than You?
  5. Sep 27

    Worst Reply to “I Love You” + Dating Red Flags

    What is the worst possible response to “I love you”? On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi debate whether “thank you,” “me too,” silence, or a panic face is the true relationship killer. They swap stories about saying “I love you” too soon, why some people struggle to say it at all, drunk declarations of love, and whether whispering it into someone’s ear while they are asleep is romantic or just creepy. They also tackle the awkward moment when someone remembers you but you do not remember them, a glow-up reunion, dating-profile red flags, family entitlement, and one truly bizarre staged bear-attack story. It is funny, honest, a little messy, and exactly the kind of porch conversation you would have with your funniest friends. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch for more dating stories, relationship conversations, awkward moments, and everyday comedy. Don't forget to watch us over on Youtube. Chapters: 00:00 White Legs Banter 00:49 Show Intro and Hosts 01:08 Forgotten Name Dilemma 13:31 Inheritance Entitlement Rant 16:06 Three Words Panic 16:57 Saying I Love You 26:30 Whispering While Asleep 35:20 Eric Dating Profile Roast 39:16 Tissues Joke Farewell 40:11 Final Sign Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Worst Reply to “I Love You” + Dating Red Flags
  6. Sep 20

    First Date Red Flag: He Brought His Best Friend

    First-date red flag: you show up to dinner, and your date’s best friend is already at the table to make sure you are not weird. In this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi debate whether you would sit down, call for backup, leave immediately, or stay for the free meal. They also react to a bizarre story involving a former deputy, a patrol-car crash, a phone, and a brake-failure excuse that does not exactly hold up. Then the conversation turns into a prison hypothetical—young and healthy or older and facing the end of life behind bars?—before landing on strange dating profiles, a Viking helmet, and a horse in a hat. If you like funny dating stories, awkward relationship conversations, ridiculous real-life news, and best-friend-style comedy, follow Rockin’ on the Porch for more porch-side chaos. Don't forget to watch us on Youtube. Chapters: 00:00 Camera Chaos With the Dog 01:53 First Date With a Chaperone 07:43 Soaking and Bedroom Chaperones 08:52 Is It Florida Segment Returns 09:09 Deputy Crashes Watching Porn 14:59 Prison Age Hypothetical 24:51 Prison Persona and Alliances 26:39 Dating Profile Ryan Review 33:00 Creepy Goodbye and Signoff *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    First Date Red Flag: He Brought His Best Friend
  7. Sep 13

    You Find Your Photo in a Stranger’s Bathroom

    What would you do if you found a framed photo of yourself in the bathroom of someone you had just met? On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi turn that creepy hypothetical into a hilarious discussion about emergency exits, suspicious strangers, imaginary 911 calls, and whether you would leave your friend behind. They also talk about a Florida man accused of stealing Smokey Bear signs, debate the strange internet horror world of the Backrooms, wonder whether monsters or endless empty rooms are scarier, and get distracted by IKEA meatballs. Plus, a dating-profile conversation brings mayonnaise, smoldering eyes, and a chicken into the mix. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch and watch on Youtube for more funny, casual conversations about dating, awkward moments, weird news, and everyday life. Chapters: 00:00 Porch Show Kickoff 01:14 Bathroom Photo Panic 05:53 Florida Fiction Headlines 11:26 Backrooms Explained 19:23 IKEA Meatball Mission 22:32 Alexa Witchy Interruption 26:05 Creepy Doll Camera Fall 28:28 Mysterious Door Debate 29:06 Mitchell and Mayo Dating 32:49 Sign Off and Plugs *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    You Find Your Photo in a Stranger’s Bathroom
  8. Sep 6

    Would You Erase Your Ex From Your Memory?

    Would you erase your ex from your memory—or make them forget you? On this episode of Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi turn a Men in Black-style memory eraser hypothetical into a funny, honest conversation about dating, betrayal, awkward memories, exes, and the mistakes that shape us. They also talk about teaching a spouse to drive, passenger-seat panic, a late-night festa adventure with a live bar camera feed, a drunk lawnmower driver in Florida, online-dating profiles, and a cheeky way to handle someone staring at your boobs. It is casual porch talk, real-life stories, relationship opinions, and plenty of laughs. Follow or subscribe to Rockin’ on the Porch for more funny conversations about dating, everyday life, awkward moments, and whatever else comes up on the porch. Don't forget to watch us on Youtube!!! Chapters: 00:00 - Teaching a Spouse to Drive 06:00 - The Live Camera Feed at the Bar 10:00 - Called the Wrong Name on a Date 12:00 - Florida, Fiction, or Another State? 15:00 - Finding a Men in Black Memory Eraser 29:00 - Online Dating Profile Review 32:00 - Is He a Date or a Tinkering Buddy? 34:00 - What to Do When He Stares at Your Boobs 35:00 - Closing Porch Talk *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

    Would You Erase Your Ex From Your Memory?

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Let Rockin’ on the Porch with Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles take you on an adventurous, hilarious journey as they prove they have no idea what they are doing. As if they are not already full of themselves, they thought it would be a great idea to let the world in on their private conversations. This epic trilogy is constantly misunderstanding each other and causing confusion amongst themselves. This chaotic trio discuss out of the ordinary topics and share embarrassing experiences that normal people would take to their grave. Despite the generational gap between the three, they somehow hilariously balance one another out. They have a knack for making people extremely uncomfortable with their unusually dark sense of humor. If you’re looking for a good time and enjoy drinking games (must drink or take a shot every time Mishi snort laughs), then join them weekly as they take ordinary subjects and quickly turn them controversial.