The Slime Zone

Michael Kessler

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The world's first goo-themed podcast.

04/24/2024

Insights From a Mexican Jew

Friend of the Slime Zone and resident Mexican Jew, Dirk Orozco, drops in for a positively gooey discussion about social media addiction, Croatia, relationships, and more! Drop a comment if you know where Croatia is 😎 (we have no idea).

1h 10m
04/10/2024

Dan Schneider Is Sorry

Millennials call him Laugh Daddy. Others refer to him as Father Giggles. Dan Schneider, the engine behind the Nickelodeon live-action hit factory that produced The Amanda Show, Drake and Josh, iCarly and many more was recently outed for being a creep in the "Quiet On The Set" documentary. Watch in shock and horror as we pick apart his staged apology video and slip in a few tasteful zingers along the way.

1h 11m
03/27/2024

We Desperately Try To Go Viral (ft. ChatGPT)

ChatGPT leads us astray once again as we employ it in a vain attempt to go viral! Watch in disappointment as A.I. directs our most generic and innoffensive episode to-date. Take notes, fellow content creators!

56 min
03/14/2024

F**k, Marry, Kill: REMIX

It's a modern twist on the revered classic! This week we play "F**k, Marry, Kill: REMIX" - a game where we decide the fate of various trios of concepts and inanimate objects. From forklifts to dog breeds, nothing is off limits. Hop in the Slime Zone and play along!

1h 3m
03/06/2024

Edible Electricity and Taylor Swift Fans: A Match Made in Heaven

🎉 Calling all beef jerky aficionados and Taylor Swift fans alike! 🍖✨ Get ready to sink your teeth into something truly extraordinary with SwiftScape. Imagine a world where every corner of your home is not only luxurious but also edible – and tastes just like your favorite beef jerky. It's a dream come true for Swifties who appreciate a savory surprise in every bite. Stay tuned as we unveil the ultimate fusion of flavor and fandom with SwiftScape! 🎶🏡 #SwiftScape #BeefJerkyLovers #TaylorSwiftFans #EdibleLuxury

55 min
02/28/2024

Eating Dubious Food

In this culinary episode, Jesse has the great honor of being the first to try my attempt at creating real-life "Dubious Food" from the Legend of Zelda series. It's a theme park of flavors. It's covered in bodily fluids. As Jesse remarks, "it's like the Radiohead of food." What does he mean by that? Watch on to find out!

1h 11m
02/21/2024

Harry Potter and the 30 Seconds of Full Penetration

In this slimy episode we come up with new ways to say stuff. We also graphically depict an alternate cut of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows where Voldemort rails the shit out of Lucius Malfoy for speaking out of term. Currently seeking angel investors to make this a reality.

53 min
02/14/2024

Ranking Forms of Physical Intimacy

Hugging. Kissing. Puppy play. We lay it all out on the table this Valentine's Day and divulge our favorite (and least-favorite) forms of physical intimacy. Grab your special someone consensually and sidle up for this especially steamy Slime Zone installment 😏

1h 10m

The world's first goo-themed podcast.

Creator

Michael Kessler
Years Active

2023 - 2024
Episodes

25
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Michael Kessler
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The Slime Zone