The House of Forbidden Knowledge

Laszlo Xalieri
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This is the official channel for updates in student information and curriculum for The House of Forbidden Knowledge. Please ignore the smell of brimstone coming from your listening devices. This is a known side effect and our engineers are working on it. thofk.substack.com

  1. 05/30/2024

    Bottled Spirits: Section One—Theory

    What is a Bottled Spirit? Let's get into the basic anatomy and the theory behind these useful constructs—assuming you've studied the warnings and disclaimers, of course. Time to get your hands dirty! Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    17 min

  2. 05/23/2024

    Bottled Spirits: Warnings and Disclaimers

    The author gets down to brass tacks about what to expect and explains that the person who undertakes any of the procedures detailed in this book are responsible for their own decisions and actions. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    6 min

  3. 04/20/2024

    Old Demons of the First Class

    Here is another excerpt from the notebook of a student detailing the progress of some promising linguistic research. We truly hope that material like this properly conveys the daily student experience. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    18 min

  4. 04/10/2024

    A Xenolinguistic Analysis of a Few Lines of Ancient Verse

    Here's another typical preliminary paper from a first-year student working on a core course assignment. Its roughness should not be expected to exemplify the standards we demand from finished work. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    8 min

  5. 03/29/2024

    Wet Specimen

    Here's a typical sample of class notes from the notebooks of a typical student working on a typical first-year assignment. Assume that any derangement or desperation you detect is also typical. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    23 min

  6. 03/03/2024

    This Waking Nightmare

    The first in a series of student testimonials about life on campus and the general academic experience Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    14 min

  7. 02/18/2024

    Bats with Baby Faces: an Introduction to the Core Issues of Chimeric Hybridization and Related Interventions

    Here's a brief introduction to surgical chimerization and affiliated biosculpting techniques from The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Professor of Undead Biology and University Chair of Radical Praxis. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    15 min

  8. 02/07/2024

    Getting the Most out of Your Psychosis

    The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of Applied Apotheosis and Parapsychological Trauma delivers a brief lecture to new students about to experience their first psychotic breaks. Get full access to The House of Forbidden Knowledge at thofk.substack.com/subscribe

    20 min
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