I have some findings for your Girl Scout conspiracy theory. Girl Scouts made up numbers as a hoax to make children distracted with grueling math work while they take over the world, because snowball knows, that children see a different perspective than adults, and some kids have friends who are Girl Scouts, and they may start catching on, and snowball doesn’t want that. So he devised a plan to hire the mad hatter again, so he could hypnotize the adults into thinking they made math and that it was a good idea to torture the children with it. And, we all know that you said Girl Scouts are robots, but what we don’t know, is that they’re actually aliens coming to invade earth. They copied the humans, locked them away for manual labor, and took their place.
(I know this isn’t true, but I got no sleep last night, and somehow came up with this and wanted to tell someone! I also have a grudge with math)
