It's News to Us

It’s News to Us shreds the week’s headlines with satire, comedy, and fearless analysis. Hosts Eddie and Jason broadcast from idobi Radio, roasting U.S. politics, world affairs, tech, culture, and true-crime oddities in tight, bullet-point segments and interview deep dives. Expect election coverage, breaking news, musician & journalist guests, and zero spin—just facts and laughs. New episodes weekly.

Episodes

  1. 21H AGO

    The Constitution vs. The Comment Section

    George W. Bush’s Presidents’ Day MessageFormer President George W. Bush delivers a statement emphasizing humility, character, and peaceful transfer of power — widely read as a veiled critique of Donald Trump. The contrast highlights fractures inside the Republican Party between “old guard” institutional conservatives and populist Trump-era leadership. DHS Subpoenas & ICE ControversiesThe Department of Homeland Security (DHS) reportedly issued administrative subpoenas to identify online critics of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement), raising First Amendment concerns. Related enforcement flashpoints: Oregon incident: A Salem woman reportedly injured after asserting U.S. citizenship during an ICE stop. Minneapolis shooting case: DOJ dropped charges against two Venezuelan men after video evidence contradicted ICE officer testimony. Agents now face investigation for possible false statements under oath. Themes: Accountability vs. overreach Transparency vs. narrative control Public trust erosion in federal enforcement Epstein Files FalloutAttorney General Pam Bondi claims full compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Lawmakers — including Republicans like Thomas Massie — challenge that claim. Key tensions: Redaction confusion Release of high-profile names without contextual clarity Internal GOP fractures Victims’ advocates alleging incomplete disclosure The scandal continues to evolve from political controversy into institutional credibility crisis. 2026 Senate Map AnxietyRepublicans (53–47 majority) grow concerned about holding the Senate. Top battlegrounds: Maine North Carolina (open) Ohio (special) Michigan (open) Forecast models and prediction markets show Democrats with a meaningful — though not dominant — path to flipping control. Internal GOP polling reportedly tighter than public optimism suggests. Supreme Court “Chaos Season”The Supreme Court signals willingness to hear cases that could: Reshape congressional redistricting standards Revisit interpretations of birthright citizenship under the 14th Amendment Even without rulings yet, the signal alone changes campaign strategy for 2026. Olympics: USA vs. Canada2026 Winter Olympics momentum builds toward a possible men’s hockey gold-medal showdown between Team USA and Canada. Highlights: Elana Meyers Taylor wins gold in monobob. Medal table tight among U.S., Canada, Norway, Germany. Hockey rivalry poised to dominate ratings if matchup happens. Pokémon Breaks the Asset ClassA first-edition holographic Charizard sells for millions at auction, reinforcing graded vintage Pokémon cards as alternative investment vehicles. Themes: Millennial nostalgia monetized Collectibles outperforming traditional equities in select cases Emotional value driving capital allocation Hollywood Consolidation & Streaming WarsWarner Bros. Discovery reportedly weighing takeover talks with Paramount Global, signaling renewed consolidation pressure across media. Netflix: Launches live-interactive reboot of Star Search. Acquires short musical comedy The Singers. Expands live programming strategy. Meanwhile, Wuthering Heights starring Margot Robbie opens strong at the global box office — literary IP outperforming expectations and challenging franchise fatigue narratives. Themes: Debt-driven mergers Streaming profitability panic Appointment television revival Prestige content as strategic hedge LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    58 min
  2. FEB 10

    All-American Halftime Show

    SEGMENT 1Bad Bunny Headlines the Super Bowl — Trump Has a Full-Body TantrumWhat Happened Bad Bunny headlined the Super Bowl halftime show with Spanish-language songs and Puerto Rican cultural themes. Conservatives — including Donald Trump — immediately labeled it “un-American” and “the worst halftime show ever.” Why People Lost Their Minds Spanish lyrics triggered backlash framed as patriotism. Trump claimed this is why he skipped the game. MAGA interpreted inclusion as a personal attack. Why It Matters A Super Bowl halftime show turned into a culture war referendum. The definition of “American” keeps shrinking — loudly. Button If the country can’t survive three songs in Spanish, the problem isn’t the music. SEGMENT 2MAGA Was Mad About Bad Bunny Long Before the Halftime ShowContext Conservative influencers attacked Bad Bunny for months before the game. Complaints centered on language, politics, and whether he’s “American enough.” Key Reactions Spanish framed as political. “Forcing culture” becomes the new dog whistle. Dancing, rhythm, and fireworks labeled propaganda. Escalation Calls for an “All-American” halftime alternative. Politics found in choreography. Why It Matters This wasn’t about music — it was about control over who gets visibility. Button The same people screaming “keep politics out of sports” keep finding politics in hips. SEGMENT 3Turning Point USA’s All-American Halftime Show ImplodesWhat They Tried TPUSA staged an alternative halftime show featuring Kid Rock. Marketed as a patriotic counter-program to Bad Bunny. What Actually Happened ~6.1 million live viewers vs. 135+ million for the real halftime show. Widely mocked online. Criticized as boring, cringe, and painfully low-energy. Notable Reactions Zach Bryan called it “embarrassing as hell.” Lip-sync allegations didn’t help. Trump didn’t even watch it. Why It Matters Culture wars don’t translate to ratings. Patriotism doesn’t equal entertainment. Button The alternative wasn’t un-American — it was un-watched. SEGMENT 4Green Day Opens the Super Bowl — Fans Argue About Punk Being Too SafeWhat Happened Green Day performed a pre-game set with classic hits. Political edges were noticeably muted. Audience Reaction Nostalgia lovers were happy. Punk fans wanted chaos and got compliance. Memes filled the gap. Context Billie Joe Armstrong criticized ICE days earlier. The Super Bowl set stayed FCC-friendly. Why It Matters Punk on a corporate stage has limits. Rebellion hits different when approved in advance. Button It looked like a bar fight where everyone apologized. SEGMENT 5Whistleblower Alleges Tulsi Gabbard Sat on NSA IntelAllegation NSA intercepted foreign intel involving a Trump ally. Tulsi Gabbard allegedly blocked normal distribution. Intel reportedly hand-delivered to the White House. Red Flags Congress didn’t see it for months. Inspector General dismissed complaint quickly. Whistleblower protection questioned. Why It Matters Intelligence flow matters. Political interference erodes trust fast. Button When intel moves sideways instead of up, accountability disappears. SEGMENT 6Winter Olympics 2026: Medals, Protests, and Political HeatWhat’s Happening Protests erupted over ICE presence at the Milan Games. U.S. officials booed at ceremonies. Athletes weighing politics vs. representation. Reactions Confusion over ICE’s role. IOC urging calm. Online backlash toward protesting athletes. Why It Matters Sports are global stages now. Politics shows up whether organizers want it or not. Button The snow is cold — the politics aren’t. SEGMENT 7Democrat Crushes GOP in Deep-Red LouisianaResult Chasity Verret Martinez wins 62–38 in a Trump +13 district. 37-point swing from 2024. Outspent 3-to-1 and still dominated. Pattern Democrats overperforming in special elections. GOP expectations collapsing in real time. Why It Matters House majority margin is razor thin. Momentum narratives are shifting. Button Republicans thought it was a layup — voters dunked on them. SEGMENT 8Special Elections Are Tilting Blue — The House Is a Jenga TowerCurrent Math GOP: 218 Dems: 214 Vacancies: 3 What That Means 3–4 flips changes everything. Every scandal, retirement, or bad week matters. Why It Matters Committees. Investigations. Real power shifts. Button This majority survives on vibes and duct tape. SEGMENT 9Ghislaine Maxwell Plays the Fifth — Then Asks for ClemencyWhat Happened Maxwell refused to testify. Offered cooperation in exchange for clemency from Trump. Reaction Bipartisan outrage. Victims’ families furious. Lawmakers say it reeks of manipulation. Why It Matters Accountability keeps stopping at power. Justice shouldn’t be transactional. Button She invoked the Fifth — but still negotiated. SEGMENT 10Epstein Fallout: Europe Burns Careers, America ShrugsEurope Officials fired over post-conviction Epstein ties. Princes stripped. Diplomats gone. U.S. Minimal consequences. Hearings, statements, podcasts. Why It Matters Different shame thresholds. Different accountability cultures. Button In Europe, Epstein files ended careers. In America, they updated bios. LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1 hr
  3. JAN 19

    Denmark Wants California

    Cold Open / Viral Absurdity A man trains crows to attack people wearing red hats, confirming that even wildlife has opinions now. Quick MR FUN TikTok break to reset before everything gets heavy. Minnesota Economic Blackout & Escalating ICE Protests Faith leaders, labor unions, and community groups call for a statewide economic blackout on January 23. The protest responds to Operation Metro Surge, a major federal immigration enforcement action. Tensions intensified after Renee Good, a mother of three, was fatally shot by an ICE agent. The Pentagon places roughly 1,500 active-duty troops on standby as protests grow. Local officials warn that militarizing the response could escalate violence rather than restore order. Minnesota becomes a national test case for how far federal authority will go when states push back. ICE Deports 5-Year-Old U.S. Citizen ICE deports a 5-year-old U.S. citizen and her mother from Austin, Texas, to Honduras. Arrest stemmed from a routine police call and an ICE administrative warrant. The child and mother were held briefly, told not to disclose their location, then deported. Advocacy groups condemn the action as family separation that undermines trust in police. Raises serious questions about due process and police cooperation with federal immigration enforcement. New “Abolish ICE” Bill Congressman Shri Thanedar introduces legislation to dismantle ICE entirely. DHS strongly opposes the proposal, arguing enforcement is necessary for public safety. Supporters frame abolition as a human rights issue; critics call it politically risky. The debate exposes deep divisions over reform versus elimination of federal immigration enforcement. Trump Says “We Shouldn’t Even Have an Election” President Donald Trump remarks that the U.S. “shouldn’t even have an election,” later framed by the White House as a joke. Comment sparks immediate backlash and renewed concerns over democratic norms. Legal reality remains unchanged: elections are constitutionally mandated. Critics say the rhetoric further erodes trust in democratic institutions. DOJ vs Congress Over Epstein Files The Department of Justice tells a federal judge Congress cannot control or accelerate the release of Epstein-related files. Lawmakers argue the release is moving far too slowly. DOJ says delays are due to victim-protection redactions. Public frustration grows as only a fraction of documents have been released. Trump’s Letter to Norway, Greenland, and the Nobel Grudge Trump sends a letter to Norway’s prime minister tying a Nobel Peace Prize snub to his renewed push for control of Greenland. Norway reiterates it does not decide Nobel winners. The letter escalates diplomatic tensions with Europe and NATO allies. The situation inspires global confusion and a lot of internet mockery. Denmark “Buy California” Petition Goes Viral Satirical petition suggests Denmark should buy California and rename it “New Denmark.” Gains hundreds of thousands of signatures. Uses humor to criticize Trump’s Greenland ambitions. Becomes a cultural meme rather than a serious proposal. Anti-Trans GOP Lawmaker Sentenced Former South Carolina Republican lawmaker RJ May sentenced to 17½ years for distributing child sexual abuse material. Case highlights stark hypocrisy given his past anti-trans rhetoric. Prosecutors describe the material as among the most disturbing they’ve seen. Sparks renewed criticism of moral panic politics. Severe Solar Storm Triggers Global Alerts A G4-level geomagnetic storm hits Earth following a coronal mass ejection. Potential disruptions to satellites, GPS, aviation, and power grids. Auroras visible farther south than usual. Reminder of how vulnerable modern infrastructure is to space weather. Box Office Check: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple Long-awaited zombie sequel opens with a modest but respectable box office. Strong interest from franchise fans, limited appeal to casual audiences. Mixed-to-positive reviews praise atmosphere but question necessity. Studios watching closely to see if word-of-mouth sustains the run. Wrap From weaponized birds to weaponized rhetoric, this episode covers a week where reality refuses to behave. Heavy stories, absurd moments, and the uncomfortable overlap between them. It’s News To Us — because apparently it has to be.   LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    56 min

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It’s News to Us shreds the week’s headlines with satire, comedy, and fearless analysis. Hosts Eddie and Jason broadcast from idobi Radio, roasting U.S. politics, world affairs, tech, culture, and true-crime oddities in tight, bullet-point segments and interview deep dives. Expect election coverage, breaking news, musician & journalist guests, and zero spin—just facts and laughs. New episodes weekly.

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