It's a full Tournament Graveyard this week with four tournaments, GenCon stories, travel disasters, awards, fouls, floods, and somehow Jonny P still finds a way to stretch Xtreme's tournament recap by another 30 minutes. Classic Main Guy. Along the way we cover dream talk, the mystery of two "Bryans with a Y" meeting, why the Yakuza might be after Jonny, and the moment Jonny P got pooped on by a bird while standing outside a hotel arguing with a company on the phone as Xtreme and Rufer watched in disbelief. Jonny also shares the story of his legendary 1996 Bloodhound Gang T-shirt featuring a nun in a wheelchair on fire and how his mom used to hide it so he couldn't wear it. We discuss why Xtreme claims he doesn't like to be touched despite loving Gen Con, where personal space is basically a myth, and why naming your Blood Bowl team actually matters. "Dan's Dwarves" just doesn't have the same ring as a proper franchise name. Tournament coverage includes Bloodweiser Brawl in St. Louis, GenCon Cup, Sanctuary Cup, the historic GenCon Bowl, Indiana Beach Bowl Championship, Most Casualties, Best Defense, fouling Ogres, Orc passing, eight-casualty games, and the massive storm that turned GenCon into an indoor water park. We also check out the new Charlie Victor Products two-color skill bands, debate how Xtreme knows neon green exists if he's color blind, and, as Andrade would say, "How you know?" Finally, we pitch brilliant future GenCon ideas like flag football outside Lucas Oil Stadium and Live Action Blood Bowl, where all the coaches become the player pieces and a giant God Hand moves everyone around the pitch. If you're looking for the best Blood Bowl swag, check out Charlie Victor Products, including the legendary Zlurpcast Ball Licker Coin. Also... our Blood Bowl Friend shirts mysteriously disappeared for a while. But maybe they're back. Check the Merch section at ZlurpNation.com and see for yourself. We're Sneaky Gits like that. Like, subscribe, leave a review, and thanks for listening!
