The Cute Cult Podcast

The Cute Cult

Here in the Cute Cult, we believe that through love, acceptance, and good vibes, we can create a Cuter world for everyone! The Cute Cult Podcast's first season will introduce you to the founding Cuties: Goddess, Hippie, DJ Mermaid & Sir Funkadelic. Each episode we'll induct a new member into the cult and chat about a topic of our choosing. This season we'll discuss topics like Religion, Family, Drugs, Money, and much more. The Cuties might not always agree, but we approach every conversation with curiosity, respect, and open-mindedness. Remember to always... Keep it Cute!

Episodes

  1. 10/31/2025

    Let’s Talk About Sex, Cuties! - The Cute Cult Explores Sexuality

    Episode 7 - Sexuality Summary: Today’s episode is all about sex and sexuality, Cuties! You’ll meet the Cute Cult’s newest inductee, Tator Thot, and hear about each Cutie’s journey to discovering their sexual identity. Listen to the Cult members discuss coming out to religious parents, why straight people don’t have to come out to their families, and how one Cutie thought they were straight for most of their life. What exactly is the difference between bisexual and pansexual? Do labels even matter? Find out where each Cutie falls on the Kinsey Scale and much more on this episode of The Cute Cult Podcast. We’re not like a regular cult, we’re The Cute Cult.  _________ The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. __________ Keep it Cute! www.thecutecult.com

    54 min

  2. 10/17/2025

    Music Makes the Cuties Come Together - The Cute Cult Gets Musical

    Episode 6 - Music Summary: On this week’s episode of The Cute Cult, the Cuties discuss music with their latest inductee, Pickle! Listen as the Cuties discuss their favorite concert memories, their go-to karaoke songs, which instruments they’ve played, and more. You’ll find out which Cuties can sing, which Cuties are Swifties, and which Cutie once smoked a blunt with the Ying Yang twins.  Don’t forget to listen to DJ Mermaid’s weekly playlists on The Cute Cult’s Spotify page. We’re on a mission to create a Cuter world for everyone, one episode at a time. Come join the Cutie Movement! We’re not like a regular cult, we’re The Cute Cult. The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. Keep it Cute!  www.thecutecult.com

    40 min

  3. 10/03/2025

    Everyone Needs Therapy! - The Cuties Talk Mental Health

    Episode 5 - Mental Health *Content Warning* This episode contains discussions about suicide and other mental health issues. Take care of yourselves first, Cuties. 3 The 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline provides 24/7 free and confidential support. Help is available if you need it - call or text 988 at any time. You are loved. Summary: On this episode of The Cute Cult Podcast, the Cult inducts its newest Cutie, Cry Baby! This week the Cuties discuss Mental Health! Each Cutie reveals their diagnoses, and surprisingly no one actually cries! Listen to hear how the Cuties keep their mental health in check, how to find the right therapist, and whether or not recordings of whale sounds can cure anxiety (spoiler alert: they can’t). Stay tuned to see if the Cuties can cure their generational trauma. Don’t forget to listen to DJ Mermaid’s playlists on The Cute Cult’s Spotify page. We’re on a mission to create a Cuter world for everyone, one episode at a time. Come join the Cutie Movement! We’re not like a regular cult, we’re The Cute Cult. ____________ The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. ____________ Keep it Cute!  www.thecutecult.com

    51 min

  4. 09/26/2025

    Does a Goddess Need a God? - The Cute Cult Discusses Religion

    Episode 4 - Religion Summary: On this episode of The Cute Cult Podcast, you'll meet the Cult’s newest inductee, the Golden Throat, and listen as the Cuties debate all things Religion! You’ll find out which Cutie knocked on doors for God, which Cutie was raised without any religion at all, and which Cutie’s childhood church experience involved live snakes. Hear the group discuss the difference between praying and manifesting, whether or not they believe in an afterlife, and the strange similarities between God and Santa.  How many followers does a Cult need before it becomes a religion? Is Cutie-ism the religion of the future?! Listen to this week’s episode to find the answers. __________ The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. __________ Keep it Cute! www.thecutecult.com

    1h 6m

  5. 09/19/2025

    The Cuties Take A Trip - Which Drugs Are Cute Drugs?

    Episode 3 - Drugs Summary: During this week’s Cute Cult gathering, the Cuties welcome their newest cult member, Cappy, and everyone in the group shares their varied experiences with all types of drugs. Listen to the Cuties discuss their favorite drugs, the drugs they’ll never try again, and everything in between. This episode you’ll hear about what it feels like to get hugged by Mother Earth after smoking toad venom, why dropping acid on a ghost tour does not make for a Cute fall date, and how one Cutie did “accidental meth”. Did we fail D.A.R.E or did D.A.R.E fail us? We’re on a mission to create a Cuter world for everyone, one episode at a time. Come join the Cutie Movement! We’re not like a regular cult, we’re The Cute Cult.  __________ The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. __________ Keep it Cute! www.thecutecult.com

    55 min

  6. 09/12/2025

    Who’s Your Daddy? - The Cuties Take Ancestry Tests

    Episode 2 - Ancestry Summary: This week the Cute Cult welcomes their first official inductee - Baby Bear. Listen as the Cuties discuss their ancestry test results, their connections to their heritage, and find out which Cutie’s DNA test revealed a family secret.  We’re on a mission to create a Cuter world for everyone, one episode at a time. Come join the Cutie Movement! We’re not like a regular cult, we’re The Cute Cult.  _________ The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. __________ Keep it Cute! www.thecutecult.com

    55 min

  7. 09/05/2025

    The Origins of the Cute Cult - Meet the Founding Cuties

    Episode 1 - Origins Summary: Get to know the Cute Cult’s four founding Cuties - Goddess, Hippie, DJ Mermaid, and Sir Funkadelic - in this first official gathering of the Cute Cult. Hear why they decided to start a cult, their thoughts on creating world peace, and what it takes to be a Cutie. Do you think you’re Cute enough?!  After demonstrating the cult’s initiation ceremony, Spin the Blunt, the four discuss the origins of the cult, the origins of their relationships with each other, and much more. You’ll learn where they each got their Cutie nickname, why everyone in the cult uses a nickname, and which drugs are the “Cute” drugs. We’re on a mission to create a Cuter world for everyone, one episode at a time. Come join the Cutie Movement! We’re not like a regular cult, we’re The Cute Cult.  ________ The Cutie Pledge: I pledge allegiance to Mother Earth and all her Cute creations. I treat them all, both big and small, with respect and admiration. No Cutie above, no Cutie below. Through love we will help the world heal and grow. ________ Keep it Cute! www.thecutecult.com

    46 min

  8. TRAILER

    Introducing The Cute Cult Podcast

    Introducing: The Cute Cult Podcast Hi Cuties! Don't worry, we're not like a regular cult, we're a Cute Cult! The Cuties believe that through love, acceptance, and good vibes, we can create a Cuter world for everyone. Our first season will introduce you to the founding Cuties - Goddess, Hippie, DJ Mermaid, and Sir Funkadelic - and all our ideas about creating peace on Earth. The Cuties might not always agree, but we approach every conversation with curiosity, respect, and open-mindedness. Join us each week as we induct a new member into the cult and chat with them about a topic of our choosing. This season you'll hear the Cuties discuss topics ranging from Religion and Family to Drugs and Money, and everything in between. Listen and subscribe to find out if you're Cute enough to join the Cutie Movement, and remember to always... Keep it Cute!

    1 min

Trailer

Ratings & Reviews

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About

Here in the Cute Cult, we believe that through love, acceptance, and good vibes, we can create a Cuter world for everyone! The Cute Cult Podcast's first season will introduce you to the founding Cuties: Goddess, Hippie, DJ Mermaid & Sir Funkadelic. Each episode we'll induct a new member into the cult and chat about a topic of our choosing. This season we'll discuss topics like Religion, Family, Drugs, Money, and much more. The Cuties might not always agree, but we approach every conversation with curiosity, respect, and open-mindedness. Remember to always... Keep it Cute!

Information

  • Creator
    The Cute Cult
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Cute Cult
  • Show Website
    The Cute Cult Podcast