The Astrology of Terrible Things

Carly Heath
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Hosts Carly Heath and Emilie Similie share real stories of terrible events and use the language of astrology to figure out why bad things happen. Important note: this podcast comes with all the trigger warnings. Follow us on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/

  1. Clues a Natural Event is Going to be a Big Deal (a Chart for Destruction)

    FEB 16

    Clues a Natural Event is Going to be a Big Deal (a Chart for Destruction)

    How do you know if a natural disaster is going to be big enough to change the world? Karla Herschell joins us from the Cosmic Batter Podcast to look at the chart and guess what happened. Find Karla at https://linktr.ee/karla.herschell Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile Want to see the chart we talk about? Check out the video/YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Be subscribed wherever you get your podcasts: https://linktr.ee/theastrologyofterriblethings And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help Carly provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    34 min
  2. Nonstop Luck - Then Tragedy Struck (An Astrology Chart That Teaches Us About Saturn)

    FEB 10

    Nonstop Luck - Then Tragedy Struck (An Astrology Chart That Teaches Us About Saturn)

    Carly shares a story of a life-altering tragic event that happened in an otherwise extremely lucky life. Karla Herschell joins us from the Cosmic Batter Podcast to look at the chart and guess what happened. Find Karla at https://linktr.ee/karla.herschell Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile Want to see the chart we talk about? Check out the video/YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Be subscribed wherever you get your podcasts: https://linktr.ee/theastrologyofterriblethings And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help Carly provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    1h 2m
  3. How to Tell if a Chart Has a Silver Lining

    FEB 1

    How to Tell if a Chart Has a Silver Lining

    Emily shares a very airy and aggressive chart. Can Carly and Dinah-Marie guess what happened? Follow Dinah-Maria on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/divinelymebydmc/ Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile Want to see the chart we talk about? Check out the video/YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Be subscribed wherever you get your podcasts: https://linktr.ee/theastrologyofterriblethings Be subscribed and stay tuned. And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help Carly provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    53 min
  4. Born in 1989? A Relevant Story For You (Saturn-Neptune Vibes)

    JAN 24

    Born in 1989? A Relevant Story For You (Saturn-Neptune Vibes)

    Carly shares a tragic chart. Can Emily and Dinah-Maria guess what happened? Follow Dinah-Maria on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/divinelymebydmc/ Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile Want to see the chart we talk about? Check out the video/YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Be subscribed wherever you get your podcasts: https://linktr.ee/theastrologyofterriblethings Be subscribed and stay tuned. And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help Carly provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    47 min
  5. The Astrology of the Lake Tahoe Avalanche

    JAN 17

    The Astrology of the Lake Tahoe Avalanche

    *Note: In this episode Dinah-Maria predicts the Lake Tahoe Avalanche that would eventually happen on Feb. 17, 2026 Dinah-Maria shares an astrology chart of a disastrous event. Can Emily and Carly guess what happened? Follow Dinah-Maria on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/divinelymebydmc/ Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile Want to see the chart we talk about? Check out the video/YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Be subscribed wherever you get your podcasts: https://linktr.ee/theastrologyofterriblethings Be subscribed and stay tuned. And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help Carly provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    44 min
  6. Destined for Disaster (the astrology of an event with a fiery ending)

    JAN 11

    Destined for Disaster (the astrology of an event with a fiery ending)

    Does Carly correctly guess this week's fiery chart? You be the judge. Want to see the chart we talk about? Check out the video/YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Be subscribed and stay tuned. Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help Carly provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Be subscribed wherever you get your podcasts: https://linktr.ee/theastrologyofterriblethings Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    57 min
  7. When Jupiter Makes Things Worse (& the astrology of 2026)

    JAN 4

    When Jupiter Makes Things Worse (& the astrology of 2026)

    In today's episode of The Astrology of Terrible Things, we share a birth chart of a terrible event where Jupiter expands a very bad thing. Afterwards, we discuss how to tell if Jupiter is going to be a problem in a chart. We also discuss the astrology of 2026 (which involves a lot of terrible things). Want to see the chart? Here's the YouTube version of the podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf_tevc21LE Thanks to the TikToks made by @emiliesimile, The Astrology of Terrible Things is returning with an all new season! Be subscribed and stay tuned. Definitely give our YouTube channel a follow at: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help me provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

    1h 17m
  8. All New Season Coming Soon!

    12/30/2025

    All New Season Coming Soon!

    Get hyped! Thanks to the TikToks made by @emiliesimile, The Astrology of Terrible Things is returning with an all new season! Be subscribed and stay tuned. Definitely give our YouTube channel a follow at: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAstrologyofTerribleThings Follow Emilie at https://www.tiktok.com/@emiliesimile And follow our Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/ Please help me provide vet care to stray animals via my GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/74db2f0fd Want more podcast entertainment from us? Carly has another podcast called HAUNTED HOLLYWOOD HOUR which shares true paranormal, weird and true crime stories from Hollywood History: https://linktr.ee/HauntedHollywoodHour Want to support Carly? Buy her YA novel, THE RECKLESS KIND, wherever books are sold: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668136/the-reckless-kind-by-carly-heath/

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Hosts Carly Heath and Emilie Similie share real stories of terrible events and use the language of astrology to figure out why bad things happen. Important note: this podcast comes with all the trigger warnings. Follow us on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/theastrologyofterriblethings/

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