Whiskey N Whine

Mike and Alex

Welcome to the Whiskey n Whine podcast! We're Mike and Alex, two bourbon aficionados and proud dads who love sharing our passion for fine whiskey and the hilariously unpredictable journey of fatherhood. Join us as we sip on some of the finest bourbons and share our thoughts on life, funny moments, and a few great stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Our podcast is all about combining the smooth, rich flavors of bourbon with the raw, unfiltered experiences of daily life. Whether we're recounting the latest dad fails, reminiscing about our wild younger days, or simply cracking jokes over a glass of our favorite spirit, we promise to keep you entertained and laughing along with us. Tune in for a blend of humor, heartfelt conversations, and a touch of whiskey wisdom. Each episode is a chance to unwind, laugh out loud, and maybe even learn something new about bourbon. So, grab a glass, sit back, and join us on this comedic journey through the ups and downs of dad life, all while enjoying a good pour. Don't forget to subscribe and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode. Cheers to good times, great whiskey, and endless laughter! Welcome to the Whiskey n Whine family.

  1. Ep.118 The Duck and The Devil

    May 27

    Ep.118 The Duck and The Devil

    Episode 118 — Graduation Heat, Robot Cars & Furry Trauma This week Mike and Alex are joined by recurring fan favorite Madi for her FOURTH appearance and podcast rookie Cooper, who somehow survives his debut despite carrying the worst travel karma in modern aviation history. Madi just graduated from Arizona State University, Cooper is headed to University of Oregon, and Mike is celebrating the financial miracle of swapping dance tuition for college tuition… which is basically like escaping prison only to get drafted into war. The crew relives graduation weekend in Arizona where it was somehow 110 degrees at 8PM, causing Madi to repeatedly stand up during the ceremony just hoping for a breeze under the graduation robe. Nothing says higher education like heatstroke and swamp ass. Things escalated quickly after the ceremony when the family managed to get kicked out of TWO college bars on back-to-back nights. Security politely informed them it was time to leave, proving once again that middle-aged dads should not attempt to party like frat boys with a Marriott rewards account. Meanwhile, organizing 20 family members through graduation traffic was apparently harder than managing a kindergarten field trip, and Alex is already being warned that next year's graduation season will destroy whatever sanity he has left. We also discover that Alex is officially the white trash representative of his fancy neighborhood. While everyone else is sipping wine on designer patio furniture, Alex is apparently out back building cinder block grills and roasting entire pigs in the driveway like a hillbilly king. Cooper reveals he may actually be cursed when it comes to flying — his last three flights have been delayed a combined FIFTEEN HOURS. The good news? He's mastered the art of maximizing airport food vouchers and can now convert airline misery directly into Starbucks. Mike nearly gets himself arrested in a driverless Waymo after yelling "THIS IS MY ROBOT CAR!" at four drunk college girls trying to open the door, while Madi watches in horror as he repeatedly touches things you are absolutely not supposed to touch in a self-driving vehicle. The episode somehow gets even weirder when Madi explains that she handles annoying college boys by barking at them like an attack dog while carrying a taser and standing next to her 6'7" friend. Safe to say the boys at ASU never stood a chance. And finally, Madi and Hailey recount surviving Portland's furry convention weekend, where a giant chicken entered their elevator and nearly sent Hailey into cardiac arrest. Nothing prepares you for locking eyes with a six-foot-tall human chicken in a hotel elevator at midnight. Whiskey was consumed. Dignity was abandoned. And somewhere out there, four drunk girls are still wondering why a middle-aged man screamed at them about his robot car.

    1h 15m
  2. Ep.117 Chicken Cocked and Sleep Deprived

    May 20

    Ep.117 Chicken Cocked and Sleep Deprived

    *]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]" dir="auto" data-turn-id= "request-WEB:104f531c-5c7e-4da8-9dac-dac1ebb728ea-1" data-turn-id-container= "request-WEB:104f531c-5c7e-4da8-9dac-dac1ebb728ea-1" data-testid= "conversation-turn-4" data-scroll-anchor="false" data-turn= "assistant"> Mike somehow survived the busiest week of his adult life and immediately rewarded himself with one of the worst whiskeys we've ever tasted. This week the boys return to the studio after Mother's Day weekend to try Chicken C**k Southern Spice, gifted to us by Booze Brian, which tastes like someone soaked Christmas pinecones in regret and poured it into an aluminum bottle with a screw top. Truly horrific stuff. We recap the 14-hour Mother's Day dance competition marathon at the Oregon Convention Center, complete with mimosas, pastries, an aggressively overachieving coffee bar by Derek, and five dads wearing matching track suits that somehow got compliments all day long. Honestly, we should've entered the competition ourselves. Mike also breaks down his Arizona death march: 4am flights two graduations consecutive 2am bar nights moving Madi out a packed party house with 12 people and a Frankenstein Bloody Mary stacked with more food than alcohol. Somewhere in the middle of all this, we discover the Oregon Convention Center security guards may not survive a strong gust of wind. Thankfully, the second half of the episode returns to sanity with our beloved Green River Wheated bourbon because after surviving Chicken C**k Southern Spice, we deserved a reward.

    1h 7m
  3. Ep.116 From Sunny D to Ayahuasca: A Mother's Day Special

    May 6

    Ep.116 From Sunny D to Ayahuasca: A Mother's Day Special

    Episode 116 of Whiskey n Whine is less bourbon, more brunch—and significantly more accountability. Mike bravely (and perhaps foolishly) invites both his mom and mother-in-law on the show for an early Mother's Day special, immediately regretting every life decision that led to this moment. Armed with mimosas instead of whiskey (for liability reasons), the moms waste no time exposing decades of Mike's finest work. We learn that high school Mike was living a double-dinner lifestyle, somehow eating at home and at Kati's like a growing boy with zero shame. Meanwhile, the next generation isn't faring much better—burning instant mac and cheese by forgetting the one key ingredient: water. Things escalate quickly as long-buried stories surface, including: The origin of Mike's legendary nickname: "The Groper" Why he was issued oven mitts for prom night The "totally just friends" camping trip that absolutely wasn't And the time Mike accidentally took ayahuasca at a house party, mistook headlights for a dragon, and heroically leapt onto a car hood to save the realm We also uncover that: Madi is still upset she wasn't invited to her parents' wedding… despite not being alive yet Kati runs Mike's bar with an iron fist and a reputation that inspires fear A 12-passenger van for 13 people is apparently a sound financial decision And Alex is being pressured into full cabana boy duty, whether anyone is ready for that visual or not It's heartwarming, it's chaotic, and it's deeply incriminating. Happy Mother's Day—call your mom before she calls into a podcast and tells your worst stories instead.

    1h 40m
  4. Ep.115 Clipped, Sipped, and Slightly Stripped (Close Your Damn Curtains)

    Apr 29

    Ep.115 Clipped, Sipped, and Slightly Stripped (Close Your Damn Curtains)

    Episode 115 comes to you live-ish from a hotel balcony at the Vancouver Hilton, where the audio is questionable, the decisions are worse, and the drinks are doing all the heavy lifting. Mike and Alex are several beverages deep at the Celebrity Dance Competition, staring down the second-to-last comp of the season and feeling every bit of it in their souls (and livers). With one final showdown looming at the Oregon Convention Center—aka their personal hell—they're hanging on by a thread… and apparently by tiny plastic clothesline clips. That's right, a new tradition has emerged: children sneak up and clip you to show affection. It's adorable in theory, but in practice it's turned two grown men into paranoid, flinching wrecks. Things escalate quickly when Mike's mom "accidentally" gooses Alex with one, and honestly… we're not convinced it was an accident. The day spirals in the best way possible: Bloody Marys turn into Texas Marys topped with an entire BBQ platter, which turn into beers, which obviously turn into whiskey—because hydration matters. Meanwhile, Mike and Andy are trapped at the comp until 9pm, while Alex pulls off a legendary early escape at 2:30pm… immediately getting called out for sprinting back to the bar across the street after witnessing exactly one dance. From their balcony perch, the guys also realize they have a little too much visibility into neighboring hotel rooms. So quick PSA: if you're staying at a hotel during a dance competition, CLOSE. YOUR. CURTAINS. You're welcome. Also discussed: missed opportunities to launch objects off the balcony with a giant slingshot, serious consideration of sneaking into the lounge to deploy a hide-a-bed nap, and the general realization that they may be aging out of this level of nonsense… but absolutely will not stop. It's sloppy, it's inappropriate, it's mildly concerning—and it's exactly what you signed up for. Cheers. 🥃

    58 min
  5. Ep.114 Dude Spa: Now Featuring Brisket Facials

    Apr 22

    Ep.114 Dude Spa: Now Featuring Brisket Facials

    Episode 114 kicks off with the kind of pain you can only earn—two dozen deviled eggs deep and questioning every life decision that led you there. Let's just say Mike and Alex weren't the only ones suffering…shoutout to the spouses who survived the fallout. From there, things get philosophical. If a decades-old fast food "happy meal" can sit in a glass case looking fresh as ever…what's stopping us from weaponizing those preservatives? Is immortality just a McRib away? Introducing the newest wellness trend: Dude Spa—where instead of cucumbers on your eyes, it's cheeseburgers on your face and fries exfoliating your pores. Naturally, this spirals into Portland sports talk where the verdict is in: the Portland Trail Blazers are absolutely not making a meaningful playoff run—but at least we've got nostalgia. The guys dive headfirst into the Netflix throwback Jailblazers, reliving the glory days of the team, including the legend himself, Rasheed Wallace—yes, the same guy whose house once showed up on MTV Cribs and whose neighborhood Mike may or may not have personally downgraded for a brief period of time. We've got stories about the "bad boys" era, questionable road trip decisions, and why buying a mansion in Dunthorpe is a great way to go broke strictly via property taxes. Meanwhile, back in reality, Mike is embarking on his farewell tour of smoked meat greatness—one last ride through Loowit and Smokin Oak, ending (as all great journeys should) with a heroic plate of brisket nachos. It's episode 114: equal parts nostalgia, poor digestion, and a deep commitment to making the same bad decisions again…just with better seasoning.

    1h 5m
  6. Ep.113 From Augusta to 'Absolutely Not Approved'

    Apr 15

    Ep.113 From Augusta to 'Absolutely Not Approved'

    It's Masters Sunday and the boys are doing it the only way they know how—stuffing their faces with egg salad, pimento cheese, BBQ pork, and an irresponsible number of deviled eggs while washing it all down with beer and a generous pour of EH Taylor Barrel Proof. Andy joins Mike and Alex as they attempt to watch golf but instead spiral into what might be their most dangerous idea yet: opening a gentleman's club next to a golf resort. From "shooting an eagle" bottle service to the Tiger Woods Special shuttle, this business plan goes from questionable to absolutely unapprovable in record time. Meanwhile, Mike laughs so hard he considers medical intervention, Alex realizes his Augusta pine cone dreams are dead, and the group commits to finishing 24 deviled eggs… consequences be damned (mostly for their wives). Also on the card: surprise "breast lift" texts that aren't what they seem, a loyalty program that rivals the FedEx Cup, and the horrifying concept of golfers trading "jerseys" on the 18th green. Golf was watched. Eggs were eaten. Regrets are pending.

    1h 14m
  7. Ep.112 Egg Salad Gas, Drone Surveillance & Tiger's Uber Budget

    Apr 8

    Ep.112 Egg Salad Gas, Drone Surveillance & Tiger's Uber Budget

    Mike and Alex are back during the least productive time of the year—where brackets are busted, work is optional, and the only real priority is not finishing last and having to cook dinner for everyone else. March Madness is wrapping up, The Masters is here, playoffs are looming, baseball is back… and absolutely nothing is getting done. Mike is locked in on the real headline of The Masters (the egg salad sandwiches), while Kate prepares for the inevitable gas-related consequences. The guys also workshop whether Augusta should lean into chaos and just add deviled eggs to the menu. Somehow, a drone made its way into the Final Four (indoors??), which sparks a completely reasonable discussion about Olympic drone racing and why skeleton athletes probably need them most. Meanwhile, the podcast reaches a new level of maturity—by admitting they desperately need a research department… or just more AI. Spring has arrived way too early, yard work is already undefeated, and the guys are exhausted. But nothing compares to the ultimate mystery: how does Tiger keep finding himself in DUI situations when he has unlimited money, access, and presumably the ability to never drive again? The math simply doesn't add up. Elsewhere, Cooper is deep into "Senior Assassin," a game that feels wildly more illegal than anyone remembers high school being. The guys wonder how many felonies are being casually committed in the name of victory, and reflect on their own version—BB gun wars—which somehow felt both simpler and more painful. It's sports, stupidity, questionable life choices, and egg salad-fueled chaos—just the way you like it.

    58 min
  8. Ep.111 Gas Leak At The Dance Comp…Spoiler, It Was Mike

    Apr 1

    Ep.111 Gas Leak At The Dance Comp…Spoiler, It Was Mike

    After a 4–5 week break, the dads return to the dance competition scene… and immediately realize they are wildly out of shape. Alex is feeling his pulse in places no man should ever feel a pulse, and Mike shows up fueled by questionable amounts of smoked meat—which leads to what may or may not have been a ballroom-wide gas incident. We're not saying Mike caused a gas leak… but we're also not not saying that fire trucks showed up 15 minutes later. Draw your own conclusions. At this point, it might be time for the dads to invest in Rascal scooters just to survive these concrete convention centers. On the bright side, it only took 15 years of dance competitions to realize you can skip the complicated "dance dad math" and just… watch when other people go. Growth. With ShipADick in full April Fool's mode, don't forget to use code whiskeydick for 15% off your next questionable life decision. Meanwhile, Jackson comes home for spring break and absolutely demolishes the kitchen—36 eggs, Costco muffins, and anything not nailed down. Somehow though, the beer count increased, which is some impressive college-level sorcery. He also "lost" his debit card, did nothing about it, and magically found it the day he packed to leave. Amazing how that works. To top it all off, both Mike and Alex's brackets get obliterated thanks to Duke Blue Devils men's basketball choking at the last second—because of course they did. All that and more on this episode of Whiskey n Whine—where the dads are exhausted, the kids are chaos, and the gas leaks may or may not be human-induced.

    1h 2m
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Welcome to the Whiskey n Whine podcast! We're Mike and Alex, two bourbon aficionados and proud dads who love sharing our passion for fine whiskey and the hilariously unpredictable journey of fatherhood. Join us as we sip on some of the finest bourbons and share our thoughts on life, funny moments, and a few great stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Our podcast is all about combining the smooth, rich flavors of bourbon with the raw, unfiltered experiences of daily life. Whether we're recounting the latest dad fails, reminiscing about our wild younger days, or simply cracking jokes over a glass of our favorite spirit, we promise to keep you entertained and laughing along with us. Tune in for a blend of humor, heartfelt conversations, and a touch of whiskey wisdom. Each episode is a chance to unwind, laugh out loud, and maybe even learn something new about bourbon. So, grab a glass, sit back, and join us on this comedic journey through the ups and downs of dad life, all while enjoying a good pour. Don't forget to subscribe and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode. Cheers to good times, great whiskey, and endless laughter! Welcome to the Whiskey n Whine family.

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  • Creator
    Mike and Alex
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    119
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023
  • Show Website
    Whiskey N Whine