Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast

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Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage

  1. Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska

    11/05/2025

    Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska

    For the final episode of Seaon One, we present to you one of the original recordings of Alex's interview with Kingsley Montivelo. In this interview, Kingsley plants the seeds in Alex's mind that there is a grand conspiracy to undercover regarding the Ilkhatal's fight for freedom, the Demon War, and Heva's elite. CWs: References to imprisonment, torture, and death, manipulation Transcript ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    13 min
  2. Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day

    10/29/2025

    Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day

    Margaret retires from the IFM and tells her commanding officer that the ILA is a broken organization CWs: Loss of a loved one, trauma, grief, references to police violence and mass death  Transcript ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    8 min
  3. Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold

    10/22/2025

    Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold

    After watching his friends die in front of him, Kingsley makes a very questionable deal with an incredibly untrustworthy person. CWs: colonial violence, references to mass death, trauma, panic attack, grief, loss of loved ones, suggested substance usage, minimization of grief, references to suicide Transcript ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    15 min
  4. Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market

    10/09/2025

    Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market

    After finding out that Sebastian Wallace has spent the last 47 years wearing cufflinks made from the horns of Kingsley's cousin, Alex takes a small break and goes on a trip with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline. During the trip, Alex ruminates on what it means to survive in a world determined to kill you and your friends. CW: White people struggling to understand colonialism, mass death, selling body parts, colonial violence, police brutality and violence, alcoholism, ceremony to honor victims of police violence, loss of bodily autonomy, inability to claim body of loved ones, loss of loved ones, trauma Transcript ⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram ⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    14 min
  5. Episode 18 - Bombings Damage Shairley Prison and Defense's Office

    10/02/2025

    Episode 18 - Bombings Damage Shairley Prison and Defense's Office

    After barely surviving Siegfried's Day, Kingsley has to accept what it means to be a survivor and decide if he wants to keep fighting for his people's liberation. CW: Colonial violence, police violence and brutality, trauma, grief, treating an injury caused by police violence, loss, references to mass death, disfigurement, loss of loved ones Transcript ⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    23 min
  6. Episode 17 - Bearcaska Police Re-Open Investigation into Officer's Conduct During Siegfried's Day and Determine Their Officers Acted Appropriately

    09/24/2025

    Episode 17 - Bearcaska Police Re-Open Investigation into Officer's Conduct During Siegfried's Day and Determine Their Officers Acted Appropriately

    Kingsley and his friends instigate a colony wide protest on Election day, protesting that Ilkhatal don't have the right to vote. When the police are called to handle the disturbance, events turn tragic. CWs: Police violence and brutality, colonial violence, mass death, witnessing mass death, treating an injury caused by police violence, trauma, loss of loved ones Transcript Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    22 min
  7. Episode 16 - Senator Tossier: "People Always Ask Why Are You Ilkhatal So Violent. No One Ever Asks Why is the State Violent?"

    08/27/2025

    Episode 16 - Senator Tossier: "People Always Ask Why Are You Ilkhatal So Violent. No One Ever Asks Why is the State Violent?"

    An original recording of the interview between Alexander Phillips and former ILA member, Senator Devin Tossier. They discuss Devin's experience in the ILA, Kingsley's trial, and abolishing the prison system. CWs: colonial violence, police brutality and violence, mass death, torture, being in prison, solitary confinement, trauma Transcript ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    28 min
  8. Episode 15 - President Cathal Galloway: "I'm Far More Interested in the Future Than Any Past Horrors Kingsley's Trial will Resurrect.”

    08/20/2025

    Episode 15 - President Cathal Galloway: "I'm Far More Interested in the Future Than Any Past Horrors Kingsley's Trial will Resurrect.”

    Kingsley attends Ernest’s and Asia’s wedding and muses on how elusive the future feels. Transcript ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

    10 min
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Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage

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