Kick Offs and Kick Ons

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Kick Offs and Kick Ons

A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.  In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.  Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time! That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 11 HR. AGO

    KOKO goes LOCO for Super Rugby and Carlo Tizzano Stirs up some Beef with Curry.

    In this week’s first spoonful of The KOKO Show you all get treated to a tasty charcuterie board of fine footy yummies. This week the lads decided to do the ‘Superb Rugby Roundup’ a little differently, instead of winding their way through every game one by one, they decided to tackle another cracking week of domestic footy by illuminating their ‘Top 5 Talking points’. Moreover, with this new found angle and creative direction, the fellas have conjured up some of the best and most beautiful rugby punditry money can buy, as they deep dive on how all the Aussie teams are shaping up after three weeks, as well as establishing a mutual agreement that no Super Rugby team has hit their straps just yet. Plus, after the boys clean themselves up from that sensual Super Rugby session of common sense, they add to their tally of ‘Locked in Lions’ and finally they finish with a truly edge of your seat installment of the KOKO Quiz. So sheer your sheep, milk those cows and collect the eggs, because Old MacDonald has a f*****g good podcast for you to listen to. It is time for episode nine of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show  01:55 - Introduce the boys  04:33 - What the boys learnt over the weekend 06:13 - Ma’a Nonu returns to Toulon  09:11 - KOKO Fantasy Competition 12:04 - Super Rugby Roundup - ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’ 12:42 - Biv: The amazing tries in Super Rugby  18:45 - Swoop: Foul play in the Drua v Tahs game  21:28 - Gits: How good are the ‘Finishers’  28:08 - Swoop: Why can't you jump over the ruck to score? 33:25 - Biv: Culture Round was a success and the comp is tight 38:28 - Super W Round 1 Recap  40:06 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the week  44:24 - The KOKO Quiz  51:50 - The Locked in Lions - Carlo Tizzano crashes the party 55:31 - Carlo Tizzano has beef with Tom Curry 55:51 - Carlo tells the story of how he chipped his tooth  57:17 - Carlo talks about sleeping with mouth tape  59:40 - Close of the show  BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr

  2. 5 DAYS AGO

    KOKO Locks in some Lions, sets up Super Rugby Round 3 and Dominates a Dear Drew

    For our second succulent slice of KOKO this week the lads get chiefed up about round 3 of the Superb Rugby Season as they lay out all their tips and tricks for the upcoming games, whilst unpacking who they believe is warming into season 2025 nicely. We know what you are thinking up north, these one eyed southerners wouldn’t know what good rugby was even if it slapped them on the forehead, so just for you we are serving up another smattering of ‘Locked In Lions’. Finally, the KOKO Crew are bringing back an oldie but a goodie, ‘Dear Drew’ makes its long awaited return and boy does this listener question open up some fresh 2015 Rugby World Cup wounds. So get out your kleenex and use them as you see fit, because this ep may make you laugh, cry or even slightly aroused. It is time now for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 00:54 - KOKO’s Lock In Lions 04:11- Super Rugby Round 3 Preview 04:18 - MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS PREVIEW 07:43 - WARATAHS V DRUA PREVIEW 09:22 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES PREVIEW 10:42 - HURRICANES V BLUES PREVIEW 11:37 - FORCE V REDS PREVIEW 13:29 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read - 15:35 16:31 - Vancouver Sevens Update 17:54 - Dear Drew - 2015 Rugby World Cup question from Mick 29:04 - The KOKO Website 29:28 - Gits is getting a vasectomy and Drew recounts his hip operation 33:38 - Close of the show Ovolo Southside Hong Kong KOKO Offer We’ve teamed up with Ovolo Hotels again to bring you the ultimate Rugby 7s experience at Southside by Ovolo.and as part of the KOKO crew, we’ve got an exclusive promo code just for you Use promo code OVOLOKOKO when you book direct on the Ovolo Hotels website to score 10% off your stay exclusively at Southside By Ovolo. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min

  3. FEB 25

    Finn Russell Breaks Down the Loss to England and Chats all Things The Lions Tour

    This week on The KOKO Show our first instalment is jam packed wall to wall with the game they play in heaven as we break down all the action from across the Six Nations and Super Rugby. With so much ‘ra ra’ to rummage through we thought it would be sensible to enlist a very special guest to make sense of it all. Our guest this week is such a big deal in the world of rugby the fact he is on our dinky little show either means there was an administrative error or he is just straight up crazy. This fella is without a doubt one of the best number 10’s in the world, he hates an untidy house, his favourite film is anchorman and boy he can whip up a mean carbonara, so please put your hands together for Mr Finn Russell. With Finn in toe, we discuss and dissect all the Six Nations action from over the weekend which saw England win back the Calcutta Cup, the Irish down the resilient Welsh and the French flog the abysmal Azzurri. Furthermore, Mr Russell talks about his excitement surrounding the upcoming Lions Tour and he has promised the KOKO Crew a couple of big nights out on him. Plus, the lads also get silky with a sublime second round of Super Rugby, illuminating all the reasons as to why it is the best domestic competition in the world. So slip on your kilts, pour yourself a Scotch and let the breeze blow between your cheeks, because this show will be a super sensual yet very Scottish sensory overload. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 02:26 - Introduce the boys 04:13 - What the boys would have done if they didn’t play footy 06:52 - KOKO Fantasy Super League Update 08:35 - Six Nations Summation - Introduce Finn Russell 09:03 - ENGLAND V SCOTLAND REVIEW 09:40 - Finn talks about the missed conversion 11:23 - What was said in the Scottish sheds after the game? 12:06 - Finn’s relationship with Gregor Townsend 13:45 - Finn talks about The Lions Series 14:55 - The development of the Scottish attack 18:35 - Is Finn Russell romantic? 20:07 - Finn talks about being a stonemason 21:30 - Finn on his time in France 27:20 - Start, Bench and Drop 28:15 - The Deserted Island question for Finn 29:48 - Finn talks about his weeks off 30:56 - The KOKO Quiz 37:05 - WALES V IRELAND REVIEW 43:26 - ITALY V FRANCE REVIEW 47:24 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read 50:45 - Super Rugby Summation: CHIEFS V CRUSADERS REVIEW 52:50 - REDS V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW 57:50 - HURRICANES V DRUA REVIEW 01:00:00 - HIGHLANDERS V BLUES REVIEW 01:04:16 - BRUMBIES V FORCE REVIEW 01:11:01 - KOKO’S LOCO Players of the Week 01:12:23 - Close of the show Ovolo Southside Hong Kong KOKO Offer We’ve teamed up with Ovolo Hotels again to bring you the ultimate Rugby 7s experience at Southside by Ovolo.and as part of the KOKO crew, we’ve got an exclusive promo code just for you Use promo code OVOLOKOKO when you book direct on the Ovolo Hotels website to score 10% off your stay exclusively at Southside By Ovolo. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 13m

  4. FEB 19

    Big Willy Skelton Casts a Looming Shadow over Tiny Little KOKO

    In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton. In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series. Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton 03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family 05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp 07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France 09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies 11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara 17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family 18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs 19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys 23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP 24:29 - The Island Survival Question 26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series 27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies 31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview 37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions 38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions 40:23 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min

  5. FEB 18

    Super Rugby Starts with a Big Old Bang in Round 1 and KOKO is Left to Tidy Up

    For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test. Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild. It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 01:00 - Introducing the show 04:39 - Introduce the boys 06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat 12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation 12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW 16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW 29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW 35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW 39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW 47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby 48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round 49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree 51:14 - The KOKO Quiz 57:11 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  6. FEB 13

    A Succulent Super Rugby Season Preview is Front and Centre on The KOKO Show

    For your second trip up to the all you can eat KOKO buffet of happiness and rugby filled banter, we are giving you a healthy lashing of Super Rugby excitement, a side salad of ‘What’s Drewin’ and little sweet treat to finish as we name our first round of ‘Locked in Lions’.  With the ‘Superb’ Rugby season merely hours away from kicking off the lads run their greasy mitts through each and every Australian franchise, handing you unsolicited pearls of wisdom about how each team will compete and fair in the upcoming 2025 season. We talk crucial INS, OUT and and what could have ‘beens’ for each side, as we put together the most complete and comprehensive season preview that zero dollars could buy. Plus, the boys have to smooth over some tense moments with Gits as he comes to terms with the fact most of the best Rebels players on the market didn't and shouldn’t want to live in Canberra. I mean we could all ‘A SEE T’ that was coming! Moreover, Drew clears the cobwebs off the age-old debate “What is Sua’ali’i’s best position?”, as the Tahs look to play him at the back, whilst Schmidt saw his value in the centres.  Finally, to keep our little frostbitten friends north of the wall happy, we have introduced a new segment called ‘The Locked in Lions”, where for the 12 weeks the lads will pick one player each every week to put on our whiteboard that can pack their bags and book their exit rows seats for the Lions Tour Down Under. So, put your tray tables away and place your seats in the upright position as the KOKO Crew point out each and every debaucherous exit on your whirlwind trip to pleasure town. It is time now for episode four of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show  01:33 - Swoop talks about the benefits of stillness  02:48 - The boys talk about Valentines Day  04:18 - Super Rugby Discussion  05:10 - WARATAHS 2025 PREVIEW  10:10 - What's Drewing? - What position should Sua’ali’i play? 13:50 - BRUMBIES 2025 PREVIEW 20:02 - WESTERN FORCE 2025 PREVIEW  25:20 - REDS 2025 PREVIEW  29:20 - The boys predict the Super Rugby winner  29:35 - The boys preview round 1 of the Super Rugby  31:20 - The Locked In Lions Segment  37:51 - What are guys doing for Valentine's Day? 39:02 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min

  7. FEB 11

    Joe Schmidt’s Looming Exit is Tackled by KOKO, Rd 2 of the Six Nations and the Power of Life Lessons

    This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’. The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement. We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 03:37 - Intro the boys 06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians 07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls 12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit 14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion 20:38 - Six Nations Summation 21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW 29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW 35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW 42:53 - The KOKO Quiz 52:29 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min

  8. FEB 6

    Mack Hansen the prodigal returns for another crack at KOKO.

    For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen. In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving. Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two 01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen 02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants 04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin 05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England 06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind 06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item 08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje 09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations? 11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe 12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension 13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies 14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions 17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations 19:00 - The KOKO Quiz 26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland 27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude 28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN! 28:51 - The boys farewell Mack 29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions 34:47 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
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A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.  In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.  Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time! That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    SHTN Enterprises
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    68
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ollie Silverton
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