Get Off My Lawn

Daz & Dave
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Welcome to 'Get Off My Lawn,' the podcast where we lovingly poke fun at the quirks of social media, millennials, and Gen Z with a healthy dose of humor and satire. Join two regular Aussie blokes as we navigate through the world of hashtags, viral trends, avocado toast, and everything in between. Get ready for some light-hearted banter, a few eye rolls, and a lot of laughs as we affectionately tease the stereotypes and idiosyncrasies of these digital generations. Let's unpack, unwind, and share a good-natured laugh or two. This is 'Get Off My Lawn'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. #20: ICE Raids, Tylenol Tantrums and Electric Dreams: Real Talk with Daz and Dave

    11/30/2025

    #20: ICE Raids, Tylenol Tantrums and Electric Dreams: Real Talk with Daz and Dave

    G'day GOML Army and welcome to another episdoe of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it! Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community! Our Links-> 00:00:00 - Dinner Outfit Debate 00:00:53 - Podcast Intro and Theme Song 00:01:18 - Welcome to Episode 20 00:02:02 - Contact Information and Social Media 00:02:23 - Dave's New Motorbike Story 00:05:46 - Life Advice: Beg for Forgiveness 00:06:20 - Trump and Tylenol Controversy 00:08:13 - Crazy Tylenol Guy 00:11:28 - ICE Raid and Job Application 00:13:26 - Gen Z vs. Gen Zed 00:16:00 - Trans Kids and Parental Influence 00:22:18 - Kinder Stories and Innocence of Kids 00:24:22 - Australian Wisdom on Coal and Electricity 00:27:15 - Daniel Alexander's Disappearance 00:30:12 - Dear Dave: Celiac Disease and Mother-in-Law 00:35:12 - Listener Email from Blake 00:37:03 - Outro and Final Thoughts #GetOffMyLawnpodcast #Molly #Tylenol #Panadol #Advil #Nurofen #DonaldTrump #JFKJr .#DanielAlexander #Celiacdisease #Climatechange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min
  2. #19: Crocodile wrestling, Karmic Orgies and the Legend of Lupus Moonhowl.

    10/27/2025

    #19: Crocodile wrestling, Karmic Orgies and the Legend of Lupus Moonhowl.

    G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 19 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! 🎙️ From Gen Z's petrol station anxiety to a man trying to join a wolf pack, Episode 19 of Get Off My Lawn is packed with laughs and surprises. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community! Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it! Our Links-> Timestamps00:00:00 - Stubby Holder Collection Rules 00:00:51 - Rite of Passage at Outback Pubs 00:02:18 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts 00:03:11 - Gavin McGuinness Confusion 00:04:38 - Callback to Telephobia Segment 00:05:15 - Young Drivers Nervous at Petrol Stations 00:08:50 - Gen Z Petrol Station Anxiety 00:09:47 - Scrolling into Stupid: Introduction 00:10:09 - R Word Controversy 00:12:24 - Farmer Fran 's Sporn Crop Satire 00:15:35 - CNN and Occupied Democrats Fall for Satire 00:18:47 - Wolf Furry Mauled by Real Wolves 00:22:07 - Stone Skimming Championship Cheating Scandal 00:27:42 - ICE Jacket Prank at Home Depot 00:30:31 - Scrolling into Stupid: Conclusion 00:30:42 - Cooked Unit of the Week: Mike Holston 00:33:59 - Mike Holston Wrestling Crocodiles 00:36:01 - Mike Holston 's Illegal Zoo and Legal Issues 00:42:18 - Mike Holston 's Snake Encounter 00:45:08 - Mike Holston Allergic to Animals 00:50:25 - Dear Dave: Karmic Orgy Dilemma #Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #orgies #orgy #mikholston #getoffmylawn #gavinmcguiness #ice #cookedunit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  3. #18: Superhuman Workshops, Blinking Pyramids and a Poop Knife!

    09/04/2025

    #18: Superhuman Workshops, Blinking Pyramids and a Poop Knife!

    G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 18 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! 🤔 What does it mean to be trigender? And how do you become superhuman with a $2,000 workshop? Find out in the latest episode of Get Off My Lawn, where we explore the strange and funny side of social media trends and the weird individuals involved. Plus, we introduce our new segment, Cooked Unit of the Week , where we highlight the most outrageous characters making waves online. Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media! Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community! Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it! Our Links-> #Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #eesystem #thelightsystem #tashpeterson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 11m
  4. #17: Bar Tales, Telephobia and Nunchuck Life skills.

    08/18/2025

    #17: Bar Tales, Telephobia and Nunchuck Life skills.

    G 'day Goml Army! Welcome to Episode 17 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we dive into the quirks of social media, millennials, Gen Z, and anything else that makes us laugh. Join us as we navigate through a series of hilarious and bizarre stories. Full of Nunchcuks and dillusional f*cks. So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice. Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Video Links:Curry Cobain https://x.com/chatmusiccc/status/1927033060740010312 Town Hall crazy https://www.tiktok.com/@thesavagevic/video/7292232146201218346 Telephobia https://youtu.be/wYZ4zdCPjAE?si=hiCNecFzakHHjPJa  What’s going on in. NSW? 2GB NSW education memo https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLT-ElWvVaI/?igsh=MWRrZWx1ZjUxdHV1cA== Dilusional Trans https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1931001554833740020 Trans Dating https://x.com/AntiWokeMemes/status/1934370834606424261 Real women don't scratch their balls. Quasimodo https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1928471475813568921 WTF Gay Dogs https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzZ4eFI-6B/?igsh=NXNvZnJjeWJsZ2do Mortal Instruments https://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/1934234011171217556 Woke Dad-Great start coffee cart https://www.instagram.com/the_great_start_coffee_cart/ 2 Kilns, over 10k donated and not much toshow for it. Tape measure https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7520314145196068126 What the f**k are you measuring with that? Main Character-Nunchuck Tylor https://www.youtube.com/shorts/74wp8Q2DJK0 Are you upset? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z4ZtLTqGr3c Doom Blast from the past https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIkwVDfyR8Z/ #Podcast #Comedy #SocialMedia #Millennials #GenZ #Mukbang #Telephobia #Transgender #NunchuckTyler #DanielAlexander #GetOffMyLawn #woke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 8m
  5. #16: Fake Flavours, Falcon Utes and VB Spiders

    08/04/2025

    #16: Fake Flavours, Falcon Utes and VB Spiders

    G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea.From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: "Scrollin' into Stupid" and "The Boomer Translater Game". So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice. Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps 00:00:00 - Pizza Flavored Snacks Rant : Hosts discuss their disdain for pizza-flavored snacks and how they don't taste like actual pizza.  00:02:40 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the "Get Off My Lawn" podcast, hosts Darren and Dave, and their social media handles.  00:04:15 - Weekly Recap : Darren and Dave talk about their uneventful week and briefly mention a rugby match.  00:04:27 - Callback to Previous Episode : Discussion about a controversial statement from a previous episode regarding redheads.  00:07:17 - Redhead Fetishization : Hosts discuss the fetishization of redheads and share personal anecdotes.  00:11:42 - Boomer Translator Game : A new segment where Dave tries to translate Gen Z slang into Gen X speak.  00:16:19 - Scrolling into Stupid : Introduction to a segment featuring bizarre and funny internet finds.  00:17:09 - Tourette 's Uber Driver: A humorous look at an Uber driver with Tourette's syndrome.  00:20:00 - Scottish Tourette 's Driving Lesson: A Scottish girl with Tourette's takes a driving lesson, leading to hilarious interactions.  00:24:05 - Baylen 's Tourette's: Discussion about Baelin, a Tourette's influencer, and her frustrations with people mimicking her tics.  00:32:31 - Baylen 's Cameo: Baelin's Cameo service and the cost of her personalized videos.  00:35:19 - Ford Ute Critique : Comedian Chris D'Elia criticizes an iconic Australian Ford Ute, leading to a passionate defense from the hosts.  00:39:19 - Chris D 'Elia's Comedy: A critique of Chris D'Elia's stand-up comedy and his use of crowd work.  00:41:19 - Will It Spider? : Introduction to Russ.eats, who tests various drinks to see if they make good spiders (floats).  00:48:09 - Russ.eats Cake Review : Russ reviews a Woolies Mud Cake, finding it disappointing despite eating half of it.  00:51:19 - Plant-Based Bailey 's Review: Russ reviews a plant-based Bailey's drink, giving it a positive rating. 00:52:24 - Conclusion of Scrolling into Stupid : Wrapping up the segment with a positive note on Russ.eats.  00:52:34 - Teaser for Next Episode : A teaser for the next episode featuring AI-generated content. 00:53:20 - Woke Dad Ai 00:54:10 - Dear Dave 01:00:16 - Outro- Sign off #wokedad #woke #chrisdelia #tourettes #genz #boomer #genx #ai #fordute #baylen #uberdriver Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 2m
  6. #15: Moon Water, Agender Pride and a Ginger's Identity crisis.

    07/21/2025

    #15: Moon Water, Agender Pride and a Ginger's Identity crisis.

    G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 15 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea. From Unexpected online shopping discoveries, to Eye Candy Lawn Carers and Agender Pride??? So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mirth and mediocre advice. Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps00:00:00 - Remote Control Car Dilemma Discussion about finding the perfect remote control car for a granddaughter's birthday and the unexpected items found while browsing online. 00:03:00 - Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Podcast Introduction of the hosts and the podcast's focus on social media quirks and generational humor. 00:04:10 - Dave 's Bakery Experience Dave shares a humorous story about his experience at a bakery in a small town and the locals he encountered. 00:07:00 - Katie Payne 's TikTok Delusion Analysis of a TikTok video by Katie Payne claiming to be "the black people of white people" and the absurdity of her statements. 00:12:00 - Cultural Appropriation and Identity Discussion on cultural appropriation and the confusion surrounding identity as expressed by Katie Payne. 00:18:00 - Folks Therapist and Moon Water Introduction to a "folks therapist" and the bizarre concept of moon water, along with commentary on modern therapy practices. 00:25:00 - Agender Pride Day Celebration Fuzz99 (Mac) celebrates Agender Pride Day and discusses the validity of agender identities. 00:30:00 - Haircut Celebration Fuzz99 expresses excitement over a recent haircut during Pride Month, highlighting the attention-seeking behavior. 00:35:00 - Dear Dave: Distracting Neighbor A listener's dilemma about a shirtless neighbor mowing the lawn and whether to address the distraction. 00:40:00 - Public Service Announcement A humorous PSA about the nature of jokes and humor in the podcast. 00:41:30 - Thought for the Day Closing thoughts on pronouns and creative self-expression, wrapping up the episode. Video LinksKAYTPAGNE https://www.tiktok.com/@kaytpagne/video/7503715836780219679 Just in case you weren't convinced she is crazy…. https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1854660577727037819?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w What_the_FOLX! https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825310365158420668?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w   FUZZZ99/MAC   https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7506310952011386158 Pride haircut time https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7512619367176097066 #lgbtia+ #pride #podcast #aussiepodcast #australia #gingers #trans #folx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  7. #14: Flat Earth Theories, Furry Realities and Vegan Vagaries!

    07/07/2025

    #14: Flat Earth Theories, Furry Realities and Vegan Vagaries!

    G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 14 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From Tuppaware conspiracies to the bizarre lives of Furries. We also have a go at our old fav's, Vegans and Flat Earther's. Oh, yeah we also meet....Mac(Cue palm to face). Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps:00:00 The Tupperware Dilemma 01:59 Welcome to the Get Off My Lawn Podcast 02:51 Electric Scooters: For Kids or Adults? 06:06 Flat Earth Theories Debunked 09:32 The Vegan Debate 11:32 Vegan Influencer's Tragic End 15:54 Vegan Activist Tash Peterson 21:40 Energy Drink Reviews 30:00 Wrestling and Coors Light 32:05 Late Night Shenanigans 33:15 Introducing Lucky Schmitz 35:05 Furry Culture Discussion 37:11 Furry Student Controversy 41:35 Meet Mac: A TikTok Journey 48:42 Dear Dave: Spiritually Stalked 57:41 Final Thoughts and Farewell After Credit- https://x.com/marycatedelvey #flatearth #Vegan #transgender #tuppaware #scooters #podcast #newepisode #indiepodcaster #furry #furries #deardave #stalkers #comedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 1m
  8. #13: Splitting, Soaking and Woking!

    06/30/2025

    #13: Splitting, Soaking and Woking!

    G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 13 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From gym rants to the bizarre concept of "soaking," and a hilarious take on DEI, this episode has it all(Maybe not everything, but a bit of stuff). Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps 00:00:00 - Gym Rant : Hosts discuss frustrations with people using phones at the gym.  00:01:54 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast and its hosts.  00:03:27 - Soaking Explained : Explanation of the Mormon practice of soaking and jump humping.  00:08:22 - Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) : Discussion on DEI hiring practices and their implications.  00:12:21 - Millennial Couple in ISIS Territory : Story of a millennial couple killed while biking through ISIS territory.  00:15:30 - Australian Weatherman on Climate Change : Humorous take on climate change by an Australian weatherman.  00:16:54 - TikTok Rant : Hosts discuss a TikTok video featuring a person complaining about their day.  00:22:00 - CC 's Flat Earth Theories: Checking in with CC from New York and his flat earth theories.  00:29:57 - Daniel Alexander 's Mug Story: Daniel Alexander shares a story about a mug he made and a customer's reaction.  00:34:02 - Daniel Alexander 's PSA: Daniel Alexander warns about the dangers of certain societal groups.  00:35:19 - Sonotropo Anyoato 's TikToks: Introduction to the eccentric TikToker Sonotropo Anyoato.  00:38:22 - Dear Dave Segment : A listener asks for advice on how to handle her husband wearing a leopard print thong.  00:42:24 - Podcast Closing : Hosts wrap up the episode and encourage listener engagement. #wokedad #flatearth #TikTok #Millenial #genz #morman #soaking #genx #woke #antiwoke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
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Welcome to 'Get Off My Lawn,' the podcast where we lovingly poke fun at the quirks of social media, millennials, and Gen Z with a healthy dose of humor and satire. Join two regular Aussie blokes as we navigate through the world of hashtags, viral trends, avocado toast, and everything in between. Get ready for some light-hearted banter, a few eye rolls, and a lot of laughs as we affectionately tease the stereotypes and idiosyncrasies of these digital generations. Let's unpack, unwind, and share a good-natured laugh or two. This is 'Get Off My Lawn'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Creator
    Daz & Dave
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Darren
  • Show Website
    Get Off My Lawn