The B Movie Beatdown

Jordan & Alicia
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Sleeper Hits and Midnight Misses Jordan and Alicia, and sometimes Peter, cover humanity's finest films, and a fair share of flops. New episodes every Tuesday

  1. 4D AGO

    Ep. 107 Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996): Bipedal chicken nugget

    Finally! We are finally giving you the promised: TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS (1990)! The worms are back baby and something ain't right.  Fredward is leading the boys down to Mexico in this one, so let's load up the truck with some RC cars, and enough explosives to level an oil refinery. Of course, we didn't forget the umbrella this time. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    1h 7m

  2. MAR 10

    Ep. 106 - Barb Wire (1996): I just want Liam Neeson to be happy

    Don't call her babe! This week we're bringing you some real trash with BARB WIRE (1996)! We have Pamela Anderson doing stuff in a dystopian America where things happen. I hope you brought something to do because this one doesn't get off the ground until we're halfway through. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    1h 1m

  3. MAR 3

    Ep. 105 Grizzly (1976): They can smell the menstruation!

    Bears!, and we're not talking daddies! This week we're heading into a national forest as we hunt for a GRIZZLY (1976)! We'll be yelling for Ranger Kelly as a bear rips off our arms, legs and heads. Knives don't cut it. Guns don't pierce it. Someone get the rocket launcher!   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    54 min
  4. Blockbuster Beatdown - X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009): Open containers and concepts

    FEB 24

    Blockbuster Beatdown - X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009): Open containers and concepts

    Snikt! Time for the biggest Blockbuster in Beatdown history. A budget so vast that the total eclipses every Beatdown prior. A mountain of cold hard cash that could only be used to make the greatest film ever made. That's right, we're covering X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)! Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    1h 10m

  5. FEB 17

    Ep. 104 Strike Commando (1987): Jakota Dohnson

    It's Rebruary! You know him, you love him, give it up for Reb Brown and another rip-off that's better than the rest: STRIKE COMMANDO (1987)! Reb plays a 4x sole survivor out for vengeance in the mean jungles of Milan. I mean Manilla, but it's hard to tell when we have some very Italian Russians. Anyways, here, have some more Reb Brown. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    1h 2m

  6. FEB 10

    Ep. 103 - Raiders of the Sun (1992): You're not gonna get laid in a yellow vest

    Blackpowder! We're going to a post-apocalyptic desert with crazy cars, football pad armor, and so many explosions you'll end up with tinnitus with RAIDERS OF THE SUN (1992)! Get ready for two - count it - TWO storylines that touch tips and fight over who is the most mediocre in this literal sleeper hit. Speaking of hitting anything, you won't need to worry about that, because these guys can't even hit someone with a rocket launcher. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    57 min

  7. FEB 3

    Ep. 102 - Mortuary (1982): Bill Paxton was at the Kennedy assassination??

    Hey Boogeyman - let's boogie! This week we're inviting you to the unholy matrimony of Paul and Christie in MORTUARY (1982)! So get ready to embalm your loved ones and give a toast to the lovely new couple. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    1h 3m

  8. JAN 27

    Ep. 101 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974): Leatherface has feelings and dreams too

    Bonk! One by one we'll be getting knocked out and dragged into the basement of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)! That's right, we're doing the grandfather of slashers this week, so get ready to hate on Franklin and question the horrible choices and laugh at their pain.I hope I get turned into a pretty lampshade. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

    1h 14m
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Sleeper Hits and Midnight Misses Jordan and Alicia, and sometimes Peter, cover humanity's finest films, and a fair share of flops. New episodes every Tuesday

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  • Creator
    Jordan & Alicia
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    118
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    The B Movie Beatdown

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