Pete’s Garage

Dan Bozung
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Park the mower, and grab a beer! Timeless observations on toilet seats, high school idiocy, and mulch, based on the popular blog by Dan Bozung (danbozung.com/blog).

  1. When Stoic Gods Are Smiling

    04/10/2024

    When Stoic Gods Are Smiling

    It finally hit me.  This, too, was a test from the Stoic gods.  Okay, I reasoned with myself.  Time to take a breath and chill out.   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    7 min
  2. Condo Outlaw

    04/03/2024

    Condo Outlaw

    “Was that you in the pool yesterday morning?” she asked me.  “I could see someone in the pool on my camera, and it looked like you.”  Yes, I told her.  I was in the pool.  “You can’t be in the pool until eight o’clock,” she said, sternly.  “That’s the rule.”   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    8 min
  3. Hanging With The General

    03/27/2024

    Hanging With The General

    While she’d presented the general’s offer as a suggestion, it was anything but.  Put another way, the major’s message was, Get Your Asses To The Front Of The Plane.  Now.   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    9 min
  4. Starstruck By The Wiggles

    03/20/2024

    Starstruck By The Wiggles

    I noticed there were a handful of other dads in the crowd, some nursing over-priced beers like I was.  We were all wearing a look that said, let’s just get this damn thing over with.   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    6 min

  5. 03/13/2024

    To Hell with Mulch

    Mulch makes me hate living in a house.  Maybe I should live on a boat.  Or in an apartment.  I think I’d like an apartment.   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    6 min
  6. Fred Time

    03/06/2024

    Fred Time

    “Of course,” he continued, “if you got somebody else ready to do the work, then go right ahead.  Won’t hurt my feelings.”  This wasn’t some negotiating ploy on Fred’s part.  He was totally serious.  He’d be just fine if someone else did the work.   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    6 min
  7. Toilet Seat Scam

    02/28/2024

    Toilet Seat Scam

    I am well familiar with the razor blade business model.  Gillette charges you ten bucks for the Mach 3 Turbo, then three times that for a pack of blades.  And they do so in perpetuity.  It’s pretty genius, actually.  But toilet seats?   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    5 min
  8. Best Damn Day After Christmas

    02/21/2024

    Best Damn Day After Christmas

    “What the hell is this?” asks my brother-in-law as he fishes another bottle from the back of the refrigerator.  “No idea where that came from.”  Famous words from an epic day after Christmas. But I’m getting ahead of myself.   To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

    5 min
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Park the mower, and grab a beer! Timeless observations on toilet seats, high school idiocy, and mulch, based on the popular blog by Dan Bozung (danbozung.com/blog).

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  • Creator
    Dan Bozung
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
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