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Sneaky Movies. Geeky Hosts. Chris Cooling and Shawn Champagne discuss Heist movies!

  1. FEB 11

    The Thieves (2012)

    This episode is ON FIRE! Not literally, but Shawn's actual HOUSE WAS REALLY ON FIRE. Did he and his family live to tell the tale? You'll have to listen to find out. (Spoilers: they're alive.) Oh, we also spend some time talking about an excellent Heist film from South Korea, gossip about Heat 2, and compare some racy Vegas stories... Our theme song is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    1h 24m

  2. 12/17/2025

    Topkapi

    The hiatus is officially over! Chris and Shawn return from an extra-long break with an extra-long episode on the zany '60s classic Topkapi, chock full of wild new voice impressions and even wilder new digressions. Topics include: mid-flight film viewer etiquette, being a "wife guy", a sentient bidet, a very special fan of the show, and Shawn's healthy admiration for Amsterdam's red light district... Our theme song is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    1h 41m

  3. 08/29/2025

    Den of Thieves

    Chris and Shawn prove their non-manliness by failing to click with recent bro-tastic Heat homage, Den of Thieves -- but they both have some surprising stories about firearms to win back their manly (mainly) listeners. Plus Shawn's wife helps him out with his fan expo costume! Our theme song is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll - check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    1h 39m

  4. 07/16/2025

    Dunkirk (2017)

    A War film that is secretly a Heist film leads to a Heist podcast that is secretly a War podcast! Topics include: Josef Goebbels the rapper, real life heroes of the Dunkirk evacuation, "testosterone autism", and whether or not we can make our listeners cry... Our theme song is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll - check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    1h 21m

  5. 06/04/2025

    Army of Thieves

    Pack yourself a crudely-made cucumber sandwich, a plate of meat, and five beers from Trinidad -- only then can you concentrate on your knowledge of Wagner while Robot Zombies try to bite you. The question is: "Are safes sexy?" Army of Thieves dares to answer: "Yes, if you're a German nerd..." Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    1h 26m

  6. 05/21/2025

    Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

    ... in which one of the hosts consumes an entire bottle of red wine and rants about Scientology to a degree that just might get the entire podcast taken off of the internet forever. (But the stunt work is excellent!) Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    1h 36m

  7. 04/04/2025

    Catch That Kid

    The good news is that this is one of our best episodes, funny and smart and relaxed and cozy in equal measure. The bad news is that you will have to register as a sex offender after you listen to it, and warn all of your neighbors you're a fan of the show. (But there's no such thing as bad publicity!) Also, this episode about a kids' movie is the one where Chris was too lazy to edit out the swearing -- go figure! Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod Chris' radio show: on hiatus!

    1h 26m

  8. 02/26/2025

    Treasure of the Four Crowns

    Our first live stream episode! We present it here to you unedited so you can use it as an audio commentary track to accompany the movie, which may just be the greatest 3D Israeli-funded 1980s Heist film ever made... Check out the movie here before it gets taken down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV3re5wJvdI&t=290s Topics include: pornography, the history of 3D movies, porn, North Korean cinema, and the surprising parallels between 3D and another notorious form of exploitation filmmaking (porno) Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod Instagram: 30secondsflatpod Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST: https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

    1h 47m
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Sneaky Movies. Geeky Hosts. Chris Cooling and Shawn Champagne discuss Heist movies!

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  • Creator
    Chris Cooling
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chris Cooling
  • Show Website
    30 Seconds Flat