Submarine and A Roach

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Submarine and A Roach

Nigeria's #1 Comedy Podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria Follow us on twitter: @Subma_Roach @_Kojoo @TmtisClutch @MayowaIdowu Follow us on IG: @submaroach @TmtisClutch @kalakuta.koj @oluwamayowaidowu

  1. 12/17/2024

    Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life for Us"

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter. This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography. Next, they catch up on life: Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it’s chaos). Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film. The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party.. Finally, they wrap up with takes on: Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities. The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination. Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp commentary, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

    1h 16m

  2. 12/10/2024

    Episode 217: "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals #B-Hag"

    Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals." The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom. Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation’s Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester’s Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs. Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts among Nigeria’s top 10. Is this a sign of the agbado? It’s another episode filled with sharp commentary, laughs, and the kind of chaotic banter that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

    1h 23m

  3. 12/03/2024

    Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!"

    Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights. This week, they cover: Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on popular hits. Sexy Nigerian foods: Can anything rival pasta in Western pop culture? COVID lockdown nostalgia: Reflecting on the wild social media challenges that kept us entertained and baffled. Parents taking credit for your milestones: The classic Nigerian parent flex when you achieve something big. Trump’s cabinet nominees: A surprising segue into WWE storylines and the McMahon family’s obsession with them. Jerry Springer and reality TV: Childhood introductions to the chaos of daytime television and how it shaped reality TV as we know it. Terrible Christmas movies on Netflix: The guilty-pleasure films that make the holidays amusing. Video game consoles growing up: A nostalgic trip through gaming history, from PlayStation to Nintendo. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered banter, this episode is a must-listen for fans of comedy and cultural commentary. Stream "Okra is SEXY!" now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to podcasts. Don’t miss out on the laughs and insights that make Submarine and A Roach a fan favorite!

    1h 15m

  4. 11/26/2024

    Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?"

    Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary. This week, they tackle: Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice? Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just to stay functional. FreshL’s InstaStory: The audacity of getting abs waxed and sharing it with the world. Tmt being a nepo baby: How privilege plays out in unexpected ways. Gladiator 2: Is your Koon Chip activated? President Tinubu as an American Hotep: A wild hypothetical that spirals into hilarious insights. Drake vs. Kendrick: Breaking down their rivalry and the latest drama with UMG lawsuits. Why men admire OdumoduBlvck and Donald Trump: Exploring the allure of larger-than-life characters. The episode wraps up with Koj challenging Tmt to imagine his ideal life in Lagos with unlimited funds—but Tmt just can’t picture it. Packed with laughs, unexpected takes, and unfiltered banter, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your favorite shows.

    1h 10m

  5. 11/19/2024

    Episode 214: "The Razzites Don't Like Bad B*tch Syndrome"

    This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214. The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight. Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot. From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt’s experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies. The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys also get personal, discussing what their ideal weddings would look like, and Koj opens up about his journey with ADHD treatment and knee rehabilitation. Packed with humor, heartfelt moments, and unfiltered takes, this episode is a perfect blend of insight and hilarity. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows!

    1h 15m

  6. 11/15/2024

    Episode 213: "We're Tired! The Devil is Winning"

    On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season. From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray." But the discussion doesn’t stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere. Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, & wherever you get your podcasts.

    1h 34m

  7. 11/12/2024

    Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor"

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond. Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new essential. They also dig into the concept of "Backing An Individual's Beef" vs. giving someone the benefit of the doubt and how sometimes it's better to talk friends off the ledge rather than dive headfirst into their conflicts. This leads to a broader conversation on the risks of vouching for people—and the fallout when unreliable folks don’t hold up their end. Switching gears, the guys address the rise of redpill content, exploring why they think it's gaining traction as some men resist acknowledging shifting societal roles. The episode wraps up with a dive into recent global politics: Donald Trump’s election victory in the U.S., Kemi Badenoch’s political rise in the U.K., and a surprising scandal from Equatorial Guinea. Expect laughs, insights, and plenty of unfiltered commentary in this Submarine and A Roach episode! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

    1h 16m

  8. 10/22/2024

    Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000"

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor. This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram. Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name. Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years. The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to hang out with a Nigerian celebrity. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into the Netflix hit Love Is Blind, with Tmt and Mayowa offering their takes on the latest season’s drama. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

    1h 26m
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Nigeria's #1 Comedy Podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria Follow us on twitter: @Subma_Roach @_Kojoo @TmtisClutch @MayowaIdowu Follow us on IG: @submaroach @TmtisClutch @kalakuta.koj @oluwamayowaidowu

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