Schnitz & Giggles

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What happens when an American and an Austrian sit down together to debate culture? Is it going to be a victory for US? Will the Wiener take it all? Are they even making sense? Listen in and find out more about living la vida loca in Vienna & Austria. Depending on traveling and “real life” work, we fry new episodes whenever we can sneak away from the day job — think of it as Schnitzel served when it’s golden, not when the clock says so. P.S. Show your love of giggles here: www.buymeacoffee.com/schnitzgiggles

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  1. EPISODE 1

    [S2E1] Unexpected Turns on Vienna Buses

    Send us a text Ever wondered why navigating Vienna's public transportation feels like an adventure in a maze? Get ready for laughs and insights as Mr. Michael Giggles and Dr. Lukas Schnitzel inaugurate Season Two of the Schnitz & Giggles podcast. We reminisce about our unforgettable finale with Mr. Algebro and tease future guest appearances by Uncle Harnold and the elusive Spruce Wayne. We also reflect on listener feedback and our quirky plans for the new season, with Dr. Schnitzel sharing a hilarious supermarket mishap involving Leberkäse varieties in Vienna. From riding the wrong bus to unexpected detours, Vienna's transit system serves as the backdrop for a mix of comical and informative tales. We dive into the chaos caused by the new 29B bus line in Floridsdorf and the amusing complexities of route number changes. Our conversation broadens to explore city planning, maintenance practices, and the cultural chasm between public transportation in Vienna and the U.S.  Wrapping up, we share some light-hearted news about Austria's slight uptick in global friendliness rankings, sprinkled with more of our trademark humor. Join us for an episode packed with engaging stories and the unique charm of Viennese life. Support the show

    24 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    [S2E2] Danube Flood Dilemma Meets Vienna's Island Ingenuity

    Send us a text Can a river shape the destiny of a city? Discover how Vienna's relationship with the Danube has influenced its history and future as we explore the city’s battle against the river's unpredictable nature. Join us for a deep dive into the recent heavy rains and unprecedented flooding that have rocked the region. We trace the Danube’s journey from a Roman Empire border to a modern engineering marvel designed to safeguard Vienna, revealing the advancements and setbacks in flood control along the way. Next, we journey through the evolution of Vienna's flood protection systems, from the devastating floods of the 16th to 18th centuries to the transformative 1870s. Learn about the pivotal construction of the "Neue Donau" and "Donauinsel" in the 1970s and 1980s, which reshaped the city's landscape and fortified its defenses against the river. In this episode, expect a comedic twist as we receive a surprise call from Spruce Wayne, adding a light-hearted touch to our serious discussion on flood management. Finally, explore the dual purpose of the Donauinsel—a critical flood control measure that doubles as a beloved recreational haven. Discover how Vienna masterfully blends functionality with leisure, offering everything from beach volleyball courts to barbecue spots. Just stay alert once you stumble across three distinctive letters . . . We also touch on how the city efficiently handled recent disasters, including park closures and public transportation challenges. Tune in for an engaging and informative episode that highlights Vienna’s commitment to safety and its resilience in the face of natural calamities. Support the show

    36 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    [S2E3] Swearing in Austria

    Send us a text Can you imagine a world where "full suitcase" is an insult? Welcome to Austria! Join us on the Schnitz & Giggles podcast as we unravel the mysteries of maledictology, the study of swearing and cursing, with the help of our fffff... fascinating hosts, Dr. Schnitzel and Mr. Giggles. Prepare to explore the unique landscape of "Schimpf-Kultur" in Austria, where swearing takes on four intriguing forms—including your mom. Jokes. Your mom jokes. That's what we meant to say.  Discover how Austrian baseball players might surprise you with their choice of English swear words, merging linguistic borders in a symphony of emotion. We promise you'll gain a fresh perspective on how American and Austrian cultures treat curse words. Americans often replace harsher words with milder alternatives, whereas Austrians embrace uncensored language even on mainstream media. This cultural contrast can be quite an eye-opener for anyone moving to Austria, especially when they encounter familiar American music with its explicit content untouched. Through hilarious stories and practical advice, we guide expatriates and their families on navigating these colorful linguistic quirks without losing their cool. Our discussion also highlights the charming yet perplexing Viennese style of swearing, where phrases can be both endearing and biting, depending on context. Through humorous anecdotes, like an Austrian child at a baseball camp using English swear words to announce a restroom break, we illustrate how taboo words vary across cultures. These stories underscore the importance of cultural sensitivity and adaptability in cross-cultural communication. Tune in for a blend of laughter and learning as we dissect the art of swearing through the lens of different cultures and languages! Support the show

    37 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    [S2E4] The Gospel of the Clean Plate

    Send us a text Ever wondered why Austrians playfully abduct brides or melt tin on New Year's Eve? Uncover the whimsical and often surprising customs that color Austria's cultural landscape. From the heartwarming tradition of "Schultüte" cones filled with goodies for first graders to the thrilling yet eerie Krampus and Perchten processions that roam the countryside during the holidays, our episode promises a delightful journey through Austria's quirky cultural tapestry, rich with humor and anecdotes. As the leaves begin to fall in Vienna, our conversation shifts to the intricate dance of dining and drinking etiquette. Picture this: you're at a lavish Austrian dinner, and the host signals with a hearty "Mahlzeit" before anyone dares lift their fork. Learn the dos and don'ts of these social rituals, from the art of the toast with a firm "Prost!" to the historical narratives that shaped Austria's culinary customs. We draw fascinating parallels between past and present, from wartime food practices to contemporary consumption habits, all while sprinkling in personal stories of navigating these traditions with grace and, sometimes, a touch of awkwardness. Now, clean your plate and tune in to discover the vibrant world of Austrian traditions. Dr. Schnitzel and Mr. Giggles are going to take you to places where history, humor, and a dash of mystery converge to offer a rich cultural experience. Support the show

    38 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    [S2E5] How the Lost World of Vienna Shapes our Lives Today

    Send us a text What if the cultural heartbeat of Vienna still resonates in the United States today? Join us for a lively conversation as we unpack the hidden threads of Austrian influence embedded in American culture. From iconic figures like Arnold Schwarzenegger to the subtle presence of Austrian architecture and communities, we explore how these elements have woven themselves into the fabric of American life. With a nod to the Freakonomics Radio Book Club, we also dive into British historian Richard Cockett's insights on Vienna's historical cultural prowess. Ever wondered how the humble shopping mall became a staple of American suburbs? It all traces back to a Viennese architect named Victor Gruen, whose revolutionary vision reshaped retail experiences across the globe. We take you on a journey through the bustling streets of Vienna, where innovation once thrived, drawing comparisons to other historic centers of creativity like Rome, London, and Paris. Reflecting on the shifts caused by the two World Wars, we consider how Vienna's role as an influential city evolved and what that means for its legacy today. The shadow of history looms large over Vienna, from the rise of the Nazis to the enduring cultural identity it grapples with. In this episode, we confront these heavy topics, discussing the controversial legacy of figures like Karl Lueger and the city's societal transformation. Yet, amidst the weight of history, Vienna's grandeur persists in its architecture, coffeehouses, and innovations—echoes of a city that once led in science and technology. As we wrap up, we invite you to appreciate the simple yet profound Austrian contributions to our daily lives, like the invention of the sewing machine, and to embrace a mindset of gratitude for these historical advancements. Support the show

    34 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    [S2E6] A Journey Through Austria's World Records

    Send us a text Ever wondered what Austria has up its sleeve beyond sports records? Prepare to be amazed as we explore Austria's most fascinating records, including the world's oldest zoo and the intriguing tale of Tyrol's "mother of all mines." Discover how salt, dubbed "white gold," shaped regions like Salzburg, and get ready for a whirlwind tour of Austria's heritage and history that you won't want to miss. Get ready to venture into Vienna, where we'll take you sky-high on a Ferris wheel with views that will thrill and chill. We’ll whisk you back to the origins of the city's Christmas markets, unveiled in the 13th century, and squeeze in a laugh with the world's largest lederhosen. From the majestic "Eisriesenwelt" ice cave to quirky cultural feats, Austria’s unique charm is on full display, and we promise, it’s anything but ordinary. Finally, we tip our hats to Austria’s contributions to the Guinness Book of World Records, including some you might not expect, like cramming people into a tiny car. And we couldn’t leave out a shoutout to Arnold Schwarzenegger—after all, there's only one of him! Join us as we entertain the idea of a 'Schnitz & Giggles' field trip to his museum in Thal, and share a playful peek into Austria’s cultural kaleidoscope. Support the show

    28 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    [S2E7] Trash Talk Part 1: How (Not) to Recycle Your Christmas Tree

    Send us a text Can Vienna truly be the cleanest city in the world, or is it just an urban myth? Join the Edelwisecrackers as Dr. Schnitzel admits to loving the chance to correct Mr. Giggles but proves unsuccessful in keeping him from wandering off topic. Discover how Vienna's MA48 department orchestrates a perfectly choreographed trash collection, often likened to an "orange ballet," that keeps the city streets spotless. Learn how the department not only tackles waste but also keeps the city moving through snowy winters, proving that Vienna isn’t just organized—it’s an art form. And if that weren’t enough already, we decided January would be the perfect month to dive into Christmas traditions. From the last-minute rush to set up a tree on Christmas Eve to the daring use of real candles that keep the fire department on high alert, these customs are sure to warm your festive spirits. Only 11 more months to go! Our lively chat might just help you decide whether to embrace these traditions—while also sparking a debate about the legality of hauling a Christmas tree on Vienna’s public transport. In the spirit of sustainability, we’ll even show you how elephants play a role in Vienna’s recycling process. And all of this is just Part One of a strange journey that will convince you the Schnitz & Giggles’ trashy jokes are anything but a waste of time! Support the show

    38 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    [S2E8] Trash Talk Part 2: Bin-teresting Vienna and Odd Laws

    Send us a text Ready to uncover the second part of Vienna’s waste management including legal oddities? Join us on Schnitzel & Giggles as we navigate through the intricacies of Vienna's bin system and have a good chuckle at the humorous marketing campaigns by MA48, the city's waste management authority.  Discover why you really shouldn't leave your old sofa on the street, and enjoy the clever language puns that might leave expats like Mr. Giggles scratching their heads. We'll also reminisce about the nostalgic tradition of recycling glass bottles, a ritual cherished by generations. Our adventure takes a whimsical turn as we marvel at the architectural delight of Vienna's Spittelau incineration plant, designed by the legendary Friedensreich Hundertwasser. With its quirky, colorful design, this once-dreary facility now stands as a testament to Vienna's commitment to blending art with practicality. We also eagerly anticipate the 2025 introduction of a refund system for plastic bottles. But wait, there's more! Prepare for laughter as we explore some of the world's most bizarre laws, from Ohio’s prohibition on intoxicated fish to Austria’s bygone practice of cow-exploding in the Alps. We’ll also touch on Austria's unusual driving and social media regulations, where running out of gas can cost you, and certain social media posts might land you in hot water.  This episode promises to entertain and enlighten, leaving you with a newfound appreciation for Vienna's unique blend of efficiency and eccentricity. Support the show

    37 min

  9. EPISODE 9

    [S2E9] So what about Germany, Heiko?

    Send us a text What's the secret to navigating the delightful maze of German and Austrian cultural quirks? Our special guest, Heiko, a German national who's been living in Austria for eight years, might just have the answer!  In a rollicking session filled with laughter and light-hearted anecdotes, Heiko shares his journey from teaching German in China to deciphering the charming intricacies of the Austrian dialect. We chuckle over the playful use of terms like "Piefke" and the amusing mix-ups between "Tüte" and "Sackerl," providing a humorous glance at the linguistic hurdles that make these neighboring cultures so uniquely entertaining. Tune in for a sartorial surprise as Heiko discusses his distinctive 1930s-inspired fashion sense, which often outshines his (Austrian) wife's outfits, giving us a glimpse into how fashion is a cultural conversation all on its own.  Expect a lively exchange on the rivalry between Austrians and Germans, and how the Americans ruin it all by trying to fix it.  We'll uncover how Austria's past, from its multilingual monarchy to its post-WWII evolution, has shaped its modern easygoing ethos, akin to a blend of Italian flair and German precision.  Through humorous personal anecdotes, we explore how these cultural dynamics offer both hurdles and bridges, paving the way for a deeper mutual appreciation between these two fascinating cultures. Join us for laughs, insights, and ... Dr. Schnitzel who simply would not let Mr. Giggles bring this episode to an end! Support the show

    43 min

  10. EPISODE 10

    [S2E10] Fasching Festivities: Austria's Fifth Season

    Send us a text Bite into a pink, rum-soaked pastry with us as we unwrap the rich traditions of Fasching - Austria's beloved "fifth season." When Mr. Giggles takes his first taste of Punschkrapfen (gifted by Dr. Schnitzel), he's surprised to discover these innocent-looking cube-shaped treats contain alcohol, launching us into a fascinating cultural exploration. Don't worry, they're still sober.  We dive deep into Fasching, Austria's equivalent of Carnival or Mardi Gras, which kicks off precisely at 11:11 AM on November 11th and continues until Ash Wednesday. But why such specific timing?  Discover how this centuries-old tradition flourished in Roman Catholic countries as a counterbalance to the strict observances of Lent.   Unlike Halloween's spooky themes, the joyful Fasching "rebellion" celebrates fun and frivolity, culminating in elaborate costume parties, especially for schoolchildren. While this tradition predates and differs from American-style Halloween celebrations, both holidays satisfy our universal human desire to temporarily step outside ourselves and embrace festivity.  Join us for this culturally rich conversation that explains why millions of Austrians consider these winter months the perfect time for pink pastries, elaborate costumes, and temporarily turning social norms upside down.  Still, one question remains: Is a "Krapfen" more than just a jelly donut? Support the show

    24 min

  11. EPISODE 11

    [S2E11] Vienna's Underground Draft: Picking the Ultimate U-Bahn Team

    Send us a text What happens when three friends with intimate knowledge of Vienna's public transportation system compete to draft the ultimate team of U-Bahn stations? Pure transit-based entertainment, that's what. Welcome back to the Schnitz and Giggles podcast, where we're joined by returning guest "Mr. Algebro" for our first-ever Vienna U-Bahn draft. Before diving into the competitive station selection, we explore a surprisingly divisive cultural difference between Americans and Austrians - the concept of air drafts on public transportation. While Americans seek fresh air circulation, Austrians slam windows shut at the first sign of a breeze, highlighting deeper cultural attitudes about public spaces and personal comfort. The draft quickly heats up as we establish the rules: each player must select six stations - one from each U-Bahn line (U1, U2, U3, U4, U6) plus a wildcard sixth pick. Strategic thinking emerges immediately with Karlsplatz (the only station serving three lines) claimed first, followed by other coveted locations like Stephansplatz, Praterstern, and Schottentor. What makes this conversation fascinating is how personal connections influence our choices - from childhood McDonald's memories to favorite neighborhood spots near Volkstheater. As the teams take shape, we reveal surprising insights about Vienna's neighborhoods, hidden gems, and the distinct character of each subway line. The U1 emerges as "the most stacked line in the draft," while the U6 presents more challenging choices. By the final team reviews, three distinct approaches to creating the ultimate U-Bahn lineup become clear. Whether you're a Vienna local, planning a visit, or simply enjoy spirited debates about public transportation, this episode offers a uniquely personal perspective on how transit shapes daily life in one of Europe's most livable cities. Listen now, and don't forget to vote on which team deserves the crown in our inaugural U-Bahn Station Draft! Support the show

    49 min

  12. EPISODE 12

    [S2E12] Season Finale (Get a Dog, Not a Friend)

    Send us a text Returning from an unexpected hiatus, Mr. Giggles (Michael) and Dr. Schnitzel (Lukas) dive into what it truly means to belong in Vienna after 15 years as expatriates. What begins as a casual catch-up about summer weather quickly evolves into a profound exploration of cultural differences that continue to shape their experiences in Austria. The hosts unpack Austria's remarkable vacation culture, where three-week holidays to exotic destinations are commonplace and small businesses casually close with handwritten notes announcing "We'll be back in August... or September"  This stark contrast to American work ethics—where vacation time must be painstakingly accrued—highlights a fundamental difference in priorities. "As an American growing up, you have to earn your vacation time," Michael reflects, still amazed by Austria's approach to work-life balance even after years of living there. Perhaps the most surprising revelation comes when Lukas, a native Viennese, admits that "you never get to a point where you feel fully accepted in Vienna, even as a Wiener." This candid acknowledgment transforms the conversation, suggesting that the outsider feeling isn't unique to foreigners but rather an intrinsic part of Viennese culture itself. The hosts theorize that correction and criticism from locals might actually be misunderstood attempts at inclusion—helping newcomers conform to established norms. The conversation takes a humorous turn when discussing Vienna's dog-friendly culture. The hosts share stories about how having a dog dramatically increases social interactions, with dogs welcomed in restaurants, stores, and public transportation in ways that would be unthinkable in America. "People in Vienna love dogs," Lukas explains, offering the podcast's most practical advice for social integration. Can you guess what it is?  The observation that Viennese society often seems more tolerant of barking dogs than crying children prompts laughter but reveals genuine cultural insights about social priorities. Whether you're an expatriate seeking to understand your new home or simply fascinated by cultural differences, this episode offers both practical wisdom and comforting perspectives on belonging. Subscribe now for Season 3, where we'll continue exploring Vienna with more Schnitz' and more Giggles! Support the show

    43 min
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What happens when an American and an Austrian sit down together to debate culture? Is it going to be a victory for US? Will the Wiener take it all? Are they even making sense? Listen in and find out more about living la vida loca in Vienna & Austria. Depending on traveling and “real life” work, we fry new episodes whenever we can sneak away from the day job — think of it as Schnitzel served when it’s golden, not when the clock says so. P.S. Show your love of giggles here: www.buymeacoffee.com/schnitzgiggles

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  • Creator
    edelwisecrackers
  • Episodes
    25
  • Seasons
    2
  • Rating
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    © 2025 Schnitz & Giggles
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