Monday • July 13, 2026 Welcome back to another completely unnecessary—but highly entertaining—edition of DaWack in da Morning! Today’s show is loaded with everything you need to survive a Monday… or at least laugh your way through it. We celebrate National French Fry Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, Beans ‘n’ Franks Day, Fool’s Paradise Day, and a whole pile of holidays that prove someone, somewhere, will celebrate absolutely anything. We salute today’s celebrity birthdays, including Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Cheech Marin, Ken Jeong, Tom Kenny, and more—with our signature DaWack roast treatment. We remember notable celebrities we’ve lost through the years, including Richard Simmons, Shannen Doherty, Cory Monteith, George Steinbrenner, and others whose legacies continue to entertain and inspire. We travel through history with everything from the Hollywood Sign, the 1977 New York blackout, Live Aid, the first FIFA World Cup, and the first stunning images from the James Webb Space Telescope. In music history we revisit Live Aid, Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and more unforgettable moments that shaped rock and pop culture. Then it’s time for the world-famous, completely unreliable DaWack HorribleScopes, where the stars predict questionable life choices, awkward workplace moments, and absolutely no financial advice. Finally, we dive headfirst into another edition of DaWack’s Stupid News, featuring: A raccoon that got its head stuck in a storm drain. Joey Chestnut proving he’s probably not human. An art exhibit involving 15,000 peanut butter sandwiches. A woman rowing across the Pacific Ocean alone. A TV episode called Stripper Emergency. Divorce rings, fake window seats, scuba-diving cockroaches, Jeopardy job openings, and enough bizarre headlines to make you question reality itself. As always, DaWack serves up the laughs with sarcasm, satire, pop culture, history, music, and just enough stupidity to make your Monday feel a little less painful. So grab some fries, pour another cup of coffee, and remember… Life’s too short to take seriously—but it’s the perfect length for a DaWack in da Morning podcast. New episodes Mondays & Fridays. Listen, laugh, and tell your friends… because therapy is way more expensive.
