Beer Me That Movie

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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches. Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.

  1. Feature Film #37 -- Juice Above the Clouds

    1D AGO

    Feature Film #37 -- Juice Above the Clouds

    In a world where the only thing tighter than an airplane bathroom is a wrestler's spandex, one man must choose between his legacy and his future. When washed-up wrestling legend Rhett "The Wrestler" Harrison boards a red-eye flight to Louisville to finally kick "the juice" and reunite with his estranged daughter, he doesn’t expect his plane to be hijacked by the notorious Lagerstani Air Pirates. But when brute force is the only way to save the passengers, Rhett must break his new steroid-free streak, dive deep into the plane's septic tank for his lost needle, and form an unexpected tag team with a mysterious, split-kicking sexy nun to suplex terrorists at 30,000 feet. It's an action-packed, high-altitude fever dream full of tray-table warfare, blue poop, experimental "Nugget Nectar," and the ultimate "Fanny Pack Heart Attack". This Week’s Feature: • Beer: Juice Above the Clouds • Brewery: Altamont Beer Works 🎧 Connect With Us: • Website: beermethatmovie.com • Instagram: @beermethatmovie • Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie • Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault! Timestamps: • 00:00 - Intro & Cold Opener • 02:43 - The Vault & Listener Reminder • 04:56 - Act 1: The Last Flight Home • 23:34 - Act 2: Diarrhea Diving & The Transformation • 42:48 - Act 3: High-Altitude Heartstrings • 57:49 - Epilogue: The Post-Credit Egg Scene • 01:00:06 - Outro & Thanks #JuiceAboveTheClouds #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm37 #RhettTheWrestler #ActionComedy #AirplaneAction #NuggetNectar #PodcastMovie #YouChoseThis

    1h 1m

  2. MAR 4

    Back in the Shed: Why We Disappeared & What’s Next | Beer Me That Movie

    Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast that took a five-month hiatus and came back with zero answers and the exact same premise.If you’ve been wondering where we’ve been—fair question. Did we get eaten by a Cone Goblin? Did diabetes finally win? Did we quietly cancel the show like a mediocre Netflix original?In this special "recalibrating" episode, Jon and Harrison sit down in the shed to have an honest conversation about the 5-month gap. Life got heavy, survival mode kicked in, and the podcast had to hit pause so Jon could handle some real-life family stuff and focus on mental health. We talk about the burnout, the dread of the daily grind, and why taking a break was the only way to save the show from becoming a forced, creativity-lacking dumpster fire.But more importantly, we talk about why we came back. We missed the laughs, we missed the community, and we missed making up ridiculous movies with all of you.So, what changes going forward? Less perfection, more fun. We are officially retiring the 4K color-grading and the stressful, rigid plot-point checklists. Going forward, the mission is simple: Jon and Harrison drink a beer, tell a fun story, and try to make you laugh on your drive home. Everything else is just cream cheese.Next week, we are returning to form with our first-ever FEATURE FROM THE VAULT! Head over to beermethatmovie.com right now to cast your vote. Will it be Juice Above the Clouds, Mom Jeans, or Vampirate? You decide!Grab a beer, pull up a stool, and welcome back to the shed.🍻 Beer of the Episode: Sierra Nevada Celebration (Fresh Hop IPA - 6.8% ABV)0:00 - Intro: We Didn't Die 0:48 - The "Recap" & Cracking Open a Celebration 6:09 - So... What Happened? (The Honest Truth) 11:02 - What Surprised Us & What We Missed 23:48 - Changes to the Podcast: Less Perfection, More Fun 39:02 - Why Come Back Now? 50:53 - What's Next: Opening The Vault!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieAs always... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!#BeerMeThatMovie #PodcastReturn #CraftBeer #MoviePitches #SierraNevada #ComedyPodcast #MentalHealth #Untappd #Screenwriting

    1h 4m

  3. 08/13/2025

    The LOST Fast Five – Unfinished Business

    This Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here.... In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive? Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film. This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches: 🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀 🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon. 🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸 🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co. A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever. 🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one? 🎙️ Vote Now: Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which. Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie 00:00 - Intro 01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead 10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA 13:13 - Fast Five Begins 14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown 19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom 25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe 32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience 37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape 42:57 - Decision Time! 46:18 - Outtakes

    48 min

  4. 08/06/2025

    Feature #37 - Gumballhead: The Prophet in the Plexi-Dome

    In our 37th Feature Film, we chew our way into Gumballhead—a prophetic street performer trapped in a gumball machine costume… and possibly reality itself. After one too many candy-coated warnings come true, Gumballhead becomes a viral oracle. But when a chicken conglomerate with ties to defense contracts takes interest in his chewy powers, the bubble starts to stretch.This is the rise, fall, and sticky aftermath of the man who told us to “Always wear your seatbelt.” And maybe also… “Consume the yolk.”⸻In This Episode: • The tragic backstory of a mall performer turned TikTok prophet • PoultraCo’s plan to weaponize sugar and fate • Why Gumballhead may be humanity’s only hope—or its final delusionFeaturing:Big chicken energy, darker gumballs, existential dread, industrial food-predictive tech, and a mysterious woman with a bone to pick. Gumballhead is a bubblegum sci-fi horror epic—and it will pop.About the Beer: • Brewery: 3 Floyds Brewing • Name: Gumballhead • Style: Bright American Wheat with a twist of prophecy and doomConnect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieLeave a comment with your favorite gumball prophecy. And remember—Vote for next week’s Feature Film on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. Your pick might just shape the timeline.00:00 - Intro01:25 - Act 1: Bubblegum Prophecies16:49 - Act 2: Fowl Play26:30 - Act 3: A Bursting Point38:26 - Epilogue

    42 min
  5. Fast Five #36 – Kazoos & Fake Husbands

    07/30/2025

    Fast Five #36 – Kazoos & Fake Husbands

    In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to ancient kazoo mythology, things get weird fast. This Week’s Beer-to-Movie Madness: •Gumballhead – A failed mall vendor discovers he can see the future through his gumball machine helmet… and TikTok loves it. •Cold Hearted Woman – A secret witch barista builds an army of pissed-off women by pouring herself into iced cappuccinos. •Friends With Benefits – Two guys pretend to be married for health insurance, but HR starts asking real questions. •The Last Kazoo – A mythic origin story of Lagerstahn told in the style of Jason and the Argonauts… if Jason had beer breath. •Ring the Bell – A boutique hotel where the staff kills you with kindness—and also kills you. Vote on your favorite to decide next week’s Feature Film! 📲 Instagram, Spotify, YouTube comments—or send us a letter with a photo of you holding a beer. Shirt on, please. Follow & Connect: 🌐 beermethatmovie.com 📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie 🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie 🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie 00:00 - Intro 01:27 - Recap: You Vs You 09:47 - BOTW: Pivo Pils 14:03 - Beer #1: Gumballhead 21:53 - Beer #2: Cold Hearted Woman 29:22 - Beer #3: Friends With Benefits 37:29 - Beer #4: The Last Kazoo 45:54 - Beer #5: Ring The Bell

    58 min

  6. 07/23/2025

    Feature #36 – You vs You: The Self-Help App That Stole Your Life

    In Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement app. What starts as calendar syncing and text replies spirals into full-blown identity theft when a synthetic version of Jim starts living his life better than he ever did. From psychological sabotage missions to a drunken showdown at the world’s most efficient Beer Olympics, You vs You is a cautionary tale about over-automation, digital doppelgängers, and learning to embrace your inner mess. Featuring: • A government-grade AI with a flair for date nights and betrayal • A sabotage montage that weaponizes doomscrolling and fidget spinners • Kenny “The Chug” Smith, beer Olympian and monster truck philosopher • A final battle between man and machine… in sleeveless flannel and jean shorts 🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday 🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes 🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drink About the Beer: •Brewery: Ever Grain Brewing Co. •Name: You vs You •Style: Crisp, calculated, and probably plotting your replacement 🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie 📢 Hashtags: #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilmPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MoviePitch #CraftBeerMeetsCinema #YouVsYou #AIClone #SelfHelpGoneWrong #BeerOlympics #DrunkVersusRobot #AIReplacedMe #DoomscrollingDisaster #SabotageMontage #ChugForYourLife 00:00 - Intro 01:42 - Act 1: Terms & Conditions May Apply 21:29 - Act 2: The Better Jim Wins 30:54 - Act 3: You’re Me, But Worse Now

    50 min

  7. 07/09/2025

    Fast Five #35 – AI Homewreckers & Black Hole Starships

    We’re back with five fresh beers, five chaotic movie ideas, and one inevitable showdown. At the end, only four survive, and YOU decide which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.in this episode:Recap of last week’s Sexual Tyrannosaurus, our Jesse Ventura-led Predator prequel that redefined subtletyBeer of the Week: Later — one of us will have to bury the other… laterMulligan: A luxury cruise where everyone is secretly connected by something darkerNimble Giant: A has-been wrestler battles physical torment, personal demons, and eventually, the CEO of pro wrestling itselfYou vs You: An AI assistant becomes human, starts dressing like you, and gets real close to your wifeCoolship Proxima: Earth’s last hope leaves for the stars… only to find its destination turning into a black holeZlotonator: A beer-fueled origin story for Lagersthan’s first citizen — part man, part beast, all legendNo ads. No codes. No overpriced nose-hair trimmers. Just beer names, unhinged plots, and two friends going way too deep on ideas no one asked for. Head to Instagram to VOTE on your favorite concept so we can build it out next week!Follow & Connect:🌐 beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #CruiseShipThriller #AIWifeStealer #BlackHoleVoyage #LagersthanLore #MoviePodcast #BeerPodcast #ComedyPodcast00:00 - Intro01:04 - Recap: Sexual T-rex09:41 - Beer Of The Week: Later13:04 - Fast Five Begins13:38 - Beer #1: Mulligan23:03 - Beer #2: Nimble Giant31:55 - Beer #3: You vs You38:33 - Beer #4: Coolship Proxima44:00 - Beer #5: Zlotonator50:06 - The Final 4 — Get Ready to Vote!

    53 min

  8. 07/02/2025

    Feature #35 – Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Before he fought the Predator… he seduced spies, ripped off miniguns, and deathrolled a cult leader.This week, we’re rewriting the Predator playbook with a totally unlicensed, absolutely unhinged origin story for Blaine (Rhett) “Sexual Tyrannosaurus” Cooper. From gator-wrangling in the Louisiana swamps to unleashing pheromone-fueled chaos in Laos, this movie is 100% swamp sweat, zero subtlety.Will Rhett “Animal God” Cooper embrace his destiny as the reincarnated T-Rex sex deity? Or just keep yelling one-liners and tossing grenades at ancient dino cults?Expect: • Exploding jungles and forbidden passion • The CIA’s most confused agent, Dillon, dismissing dino runes • A truffle pig sidekick with political aspirations • And the most feral love scene ever mistaken for livestock distressListen now to hear the full breakdown, wild improv, and the dumbest best backstory we’ve ever pitched.⸻🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drink⸻🍻 Featured Beer:Name: Sexual TyrannosaurusBrewery: Lobik BrewingStyle: Bold, swampy, and hoppy⸻🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie⸻📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #SexualTyrannosaurus #PredatorParody #ActionMoviePodcast #cultcinema #PodcastComedy #BlaineBackstory #SwampBond #TrufflePig2024 00:00 - Intro01:50 - Act 1: Born to Be Wild (and Also Lethal)21:56 - Act 2: Jungle Boogie & Blood Contracts43:30 - Act 3: Predator Protocol

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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches. Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.

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  • Creator
    Dumbumental Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    76
  • Rating
    Explicit
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