Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampire council of Canada?! Trending on global comedy fiction charts, and ranking in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK and Canada (on Spotify AND Apple Podcasts), listen now to find out why Canada by Night has been downloaded more than 1M+ times!

  1. Laura's Favourites - 3.41 - Guards! To me!

    12/30/2025 · BONUS

    Laura's Favourites - 3.41 - Guards! To me!

    While we're on hiatus, please enjoy a re-listen to another one of Laura’s favourite episodes, with an introduction by Laura on why she loves it. In the previous episode... Still at the mercy of her beast, Doris hid in a closet and berated Evangeline, who decided it was best to wait for Doris’s compulsions to wear off and search the recreation centre in the meantime. Back at the Malkavian headquarters, Val contended with her own beast. Everett tried to placate her, but when Val moved to attack Sam Buttwise, Everett stepped in and found himself pushed through a wall by his deputy. Will the coterie overcome their beasts in time to salvage what’s left of the night? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris. Enjoying Canada By Night? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    57 min
  2. Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 13 - The Fate of Hallmark (Finale)

    12/23/2025 · BONUS

    Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 13 - The Fate of Hallmark (Finale)

    Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - made quite the scene at the Chestnut Ball. Johnny abandoned Holly to dance with Hailey Barris when she promised him a film role, Trish outed Johnny as a scumbag to the entire town, and Cole confessed his love to the devastated Holly (who ran away). Can these heroes escape the trap set by Axel Stormborn, or will Hallmark AND AMERICA be lost forever to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire!?   Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 21m
  3. Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 12 - The Chestnut Ball

    12/23/2025 · BONUS

    Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 12 - The Chestnut Ball

    Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered at Grandma's house, where Johnny proposed to Holly and she accepted. Cole had a breakdown before Trish consoled him and he returned to his farm, while the rest of the team chose outfits for the ball. Can these heroes join forces to triumph at the Chestnut Ball, or will their interpersonal conflicts allow Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, to take over Hallmark (and America) forever!?  Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    52 min
  4. Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 11 - The Proposal

    12/23/2025 · BONUS

    Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 11 - The Proposal

    Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - destroyed a nuclear submarine, saving America's springwater supply! Johnny Evans distracted the enemy by getting captured, Holly and Trish deactivated a nuclear bomb, and Cole caused an explosion that took out the sub and the warehouse surrounding it! Can these heroes recover from their injuries quickly enough to become Chestnut King and Queen, or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, complete his takeover of the heart of America!? Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    50 min
  5. Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 8 - The Nut Slide

    12/23/2025 · BONUS

    Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 8 - The Nut Slide

    Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered from their injuries at Grandma Ringer's house! Trish used her nursing skills to make sure Cole survived his injuries, Holly helped though she was constantly distracted by her boyfriend, and Johnny ate all the muffin tops in the house and was given a family engagement ring by Grandma! Can they win the community nut slide and chestnut hockey game - all while defeating a nuclear sub that's threatening America's water supply? Or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, and his Devil Divers complete their evil plans!? Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    46 min
4.7
out of 5
32 Ratings

About

Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampire council of Canada?! Trending on global comedy fiction charts, and ranking in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK and Canada (on Spotify AND Apple Podcasts), listen now to find out why Canada by Night has been downloaded more than 1M+ times!

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