Remain Roam Return

Remain, Roam, Return

Hey all you Wander-lusters and Hometown Heroes! Welcome to "Remain, Roam, Return". The podcast that pits your hometown lifestyle against the allure of far-off frontiers. In this show, host Christian (Nebraska) and Damien (L.A) are going to be discussing personal experiences and asking guests for their input to decide once and or all whether it is better to be the local legend or the one that got away.

  1. 3d ago

    Episode #136 | U-Haul, Me-Haul, We-Haul Nation

    Summary Damien and Christian share stories about yearly relocation, U-Haul adventures, and other unique cultural traits of Nebraskans. Christian has also been doing secret Networking on Damien's behalf. A meeting with the Illuminati is now loading. Key Topics U-Haul mishaps and tips The culture of Nebraskans and local pride Practical moving advice and stories Networking and community building in Hollywood Chapters 00:00 Introduction to Moving Mishaps and Nebraska Culture 01:58 Damien and Christian Announce Their Marriage and Share Personal Updates 04:01 The Nebraska Alumni Organization and Hollywood Saloon 06:59 Networking Events and the Power of Nebraska Connections 09:59 The Unique Culture of Nebraskans and Local Pride 13:07 The Nebraska Hollywood Saloon and Industry Networking 16:01 Moving in U-Hauls: Tips, Tricks, and Disaster Stories 20:00 U-Haul Mishaps: Damage, Insurance, and Funny Incidents 24:01 Living in a U-Haul: Feasibility and Practicality 28:03 The Challenges of Moving and Living Light 32:03 Towing, Towing Companies, and Hidden Costs 35:56 The Cost of Moving and the Reality of U-Haul Rentals 40:05 Towing Mishaps and Moving Accidents 42:55 Stories of Car Towing, Theft, and Unexpected Surprises 45:04 Humor and Lessons from Moving and Life Experiences Make sure to drop us a follow so you never miss out on new, unfiltered episodes every single Friday! #remainroamreturn #podcast #remainroamreturnpodcast #travel #comedy #uhaul #relocation #nebraska #culture #hollywood #midwest #networking

  2. Sep 11

    Episode #133 | The (Grocery) Pickup Artist

    Summary: The pod has been monetized!! In our dreams...two dollars at a time. Christian and Damien kick things off with a grocery store experience that somehow turns into a whole bit about self-checkout, old people conspiracy and the strange social contract of modern checkout lines. From there, the conversation spirals into Damien's dream about the podcast finally being monetized for two dollars, before landing on a breakdown of hateful YouTube comments. It's interesting how engagement, even the annoying kind, can actually be fun to engage with. Chapters: (00:00) Grocery store errand turns into a self-checkout rant (01:10) Why stores employ a self-checkout attendant instead of just cashiers (02:21) Old people, coupons, and the need for human interaction (03:56) The fedora, ponytail, and Ed Hardy mystery shopper (04:39) Costco-style self-checkout and the scan-gun assistant manager (05:27) Trying to figure out what the mysterious guy was actually wearing(06:22) The bicycle exit and the “pickup artist” bit begins (07:40) From pickup artist to grocery pickup artist (09:07) Damien’s dream that the podcast is monetized for two dollars (10:10) How weirdly realistic dreams can feel (12:27) Why the dream being only two dollars made it feel believable (14:51) The sad midlife crisis of quitting a job to become a full-time podcaster (16:41) When chasing a dream becomes impractical in your 30s (17:18) Reading hateful YouTube comments for the first time (20:16) Why the Shane Gillis clip got the most engagement (21:53) Christian explains his criticism of Shane Gillis and timing (23:38) “Praise be” and the bot-like comment chain (24:54) Responding to trolls by narrowing in on one phrase (28:49) “Leftist rats” and the “one of us is a rat, the other is a hamster” reply (30:01) The “fake virtue signaling” comment and the honest-response bit (32:18) The “how the hell do neither of you have a chin?” comment (33:58) “Just a couple of dorks” and Damien’s typo reply (34:30) The newest comment, “you are pathetic,” and the devil joke (36:19) Christian fact-checks the Shane Gillis details (38:11) An invitation to commenters to come on the podcast (40:10) Why hate comments may actually help the algorithm (41:15) Dreams of monetization, views, and “spewing hate and vitriol” (41:52) byeeee

  3. Sep 4

    Episode #132 | Did We Mention We Have A Podcast?

    Summary Fast and Furious rewatch, Always Sunny returns, and the Midwest’s weird relationship with shirtless energy. Damien and Christian kick off with a classic podcast problem, trying to explain their show in real life without getting embarrassed. From there, the conversation turns into a fast-moving mix of movie nostalgia, TV takes, Midwest car culture, and a surprisingly deep theory about when men should stop being shirtless in public. Key topics Christian explains the chaos of joining a very important work meeting while his mic and setup are malfunctioning, then having to improvise with a rainbow microphone on camera. We discuss the weird social embarrassment of having a podcast, especially when people ask about it but clearly have not actually listened. Damien re-watched the first Fast and Furious in theaters and breaks down how different it feels from the later franchise. The conversation compares Fast and Furious to Point Break, especially the undercover-cop structure, the fringe group dynamic, and the abrupt endings. Christian shares a recent beer disaster involving a bad Guinness at a fancy dinner, then contrasts it with how good a properly poured Guinness is on draft. They react to the new Always Sunny episodes and agree the show is still very much in peak form, with the first two episodes landing hard. Damien and Christian discuss why Always Sunny works because the characters do not grow into better people, they just get more entrenched in their exact dysfunction. They talk about how newer viewers often misunderstand the show and expect character growth, when the entire point is that the gang stays awful forever. The episode closes with a surprisingly long and funny debate about shirtless men in public, shirtless social media posts, and the strange masculinity of driving a beat-up car in the heat. Timestamps 00:00 - Mic problems and the work meeting from hell 01:03 - Explaining the podcast without sounding insane 03:12 - Why it feels embarrassing to have a podcast 05:41 - The real problem with podcast “promotion” 07:04 - Fast and Furious anniversary theater rewatch 08:26 - The first movie’s “family” era versus the later franchise 10:33 - Hijacking trucks for DVD players and why it still works 12:05 - The ending that basically solves nothing 13:09 - Why Fast and Furious feels like Point Break 14:14 - Point Break, skydiving, and action-movie escalation 15:12 - Pink slips, titles, and Nebraska car paperwork chaos 16:05 - Seeing Fast and Furious in theaters with a crowd 17:29 - Post-movie car culture and the perfect early-2000s vibe 18:52 - What counts as a concert versus a festival 21:22 - Beer House, liters of beer, and Czech lager 24:19 - The worst Guinness ever versus a perfect draft pour 27:58 - Initial reaction to the new Always Sunny episodes 29:05 - Frank marries a corpse and classic Sunny schemes 30:39 - Why Sunny is about awful characters, not growth 32:12 - How the cast has evolved without becoming better people 33:01 - Why binging Sunny is different from watching it weekly 34:40 - Hope for the rest of the season 35:14 - Rob McElhenney, physical changes, and the show’s visual evolution 36:09 - Charlie Day’s role in Wildwood and why it fits perfectly 38:47 - The Midwest dream of a pool table and full bar 40:36 - Why a finished basement usually becomes a bar, theater, or gym 45:00 - Turning the basement into a gym instead 46:10 - When should men stop being shirtless in public? 49:12 - Shirtless influencer culture and when it becomes embarrassing 52:22 - Divorce bods, mirror selfies, and the logic of flexing online 55:26 - Driving shirtless in a terrible car during Midwestern summers 61:23 - Why everyone secretly loves a s****y car 64:24 - A clunker donation idea for a triple R wrapped promo car 67:46 - Pluto TV pitch and the dream of driving a branded beater 68:19 - Wrap-up and glurp glurp goodbye

  4. Aug 14

    Episode #129 | The Bluey Brothers

    Summary In this episode, Damien and Christian discuss their recent experiences with comedy shows, and the fascinating world of children's television, highlighting insights into entertainment, parenting, and the quirks of everyday life. In this episode, we explore the layers of the cartoon show Bluey, analyzing its character development, cultural authenticity, and hidden adult themes. Discover why Bluey is not just entertaining for kids but also a masterpiece of storytelling and emotional depth. Key Topics Experiences with live audience showsInsights into comedy and stand-up performances Discussion of the children's TV show Bluey and its popularity Traffic incidents and their impact on daily life Parenting challenges and sleep regressions in babies Character growth and development in Bluey Cultural authenticity and Australian setting Hidden adult themes and emotional layers Character analysis of Bluey, Bingo, and other characters The show's portrayal of parenting and family dynamics The significance of real places in Brisbane The storytelling and writing quality of Bluey Impact of Bluey on children's emotional intelligence Takeaways Live shows can be unpredictable but exciting experiences. Comedy varies greatly depending on the comedian's style and experience. Bluey is a highly acclaimed children's show with a small episode count but high popularity. Traffic incidents can occur unexpectedly and cause significant delays. Parenting involves navigating sleep regressions and developmental milestones. Bluey features significant character growth, dealing with adult problems. The show accurately depicts Brisbane, adding authenticity. Hidden adult themes are woven into episodes, enriching the narrative. Bluey's writing is highly detailed, with layered storytelling. The show respects children's emotions and avoids fast-paced brain rot.#remainroamreturn #podcast #remainroamreturnpodcast #bluey #travel #rrr #comedy #podcasting #newpodcast #newpodcastalert #comedypodcast #entertainment #harlandwilliams #lifeinsurance

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Hey all you Wander-lusters and Hometown Heroes! Welcome to "Remain, Roam, Return". The podcast that pits your hometown lifestyle against the allure of far-off frontiers. In this show, host Christian (Nebraska) and Damien (L.A) are going to be discussing personal experiences and asking guests for their input to decide once and or all whether it is better to be the local legend or the one that got away.