Works Every Time

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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

5d ago

A Bowling Legend is Born (feat. Violent Butter)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://modernstoa.co/podcast-studio-austin-bookings/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:30 Justin's cats are secret drug lords 00:04:05 Phil's changing the hotdog game 00:05:16 Violent Butter goes pro 00:10:45 Garcia's Tortillas 00:12:27 A bowling rivalry is born 00:15:08 Phil's Financial Advice: the housing scheme 00:22:31 Justin's Jamboree: Beach Edition 00:27:13 What came first, the cat or the fish? 00:30:03 Does Tiger Woods like the woods? 00:33:54 Overtime question 00:39:06 Bit Pitch at Wembley: Walmart Mobile ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Sep 21

Are Michigan the Biggest Cheaters in Football?

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://modernstoa.co/podcast-studio-austin-bookings/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:06 Markus' frat days 00:04:41 Skull and Bones & secret societies 00:13:45 Why is Justin upset this week? 00:15:32 Michigan's miracle 00:24:56 What's the point of refs? 00:28:07 If the Lions or Cowboys win the Superbowl, we're getting tattoos 00:32:02 Justin's application for Yell 00:36:21 Justin's Jamboree: '90s week 00:41:46 Were the Hanson brothers really brothers? 00:44:58 Markus comes from Big Sticker 00:47:47 98 Degrees: band or bathwater? 00:52:49 Markus phones a friend 00:56:47 Steve Harvey's catch phrase 01:07:12 Bit Pitch: live from London 01:21:28 Comment your questions for Justin's Jamboree ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Sep 14

Welcome to Sexist Roadhouse (feat. Michael Ridley)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://modernstoa.co/podcast-studio-austin-bookings/ FOLLOW MICHAEL https://www.instagram.com/ridleysweaty/ https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRidleyComedy THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:25 C*m on your mustache 00:02:19 Ridley's Mexican stepdad 00:06:12 Justin becomes Houston 00:09:33 Sexist Roadhouse 00:17:52 There's whispers of Epstein all over Florida 00:24:27 Cars be snitching these days 00:27:09 AI pranks 00:29:08 The shower caveman experiment 00:31:32 Booger Burger 00:35:42 Yamaha rules 00:37:42 ADHD, hecklers, and staying in the bit 00:42:40 The venue forgot the comedy show 00:47:26 Bit Pitch 01:08:42 Siri responds faster to Indian accent 01:10:31 Indian Hootie and the Blowfish on the paywall ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @MichaelRidleyComedy #podcast #comedy
Sep 7

Everyone Should Be Allowed to Drink at Work

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://modernstoa.co/podcast-studio-austin-bookings/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:03:00 Everybody drinks at work apparently 00:11:47 Accidental reverse prank call 00:14:44 Bring back regulated work beer 00:17:30 Markus' succc power ruins our vapes 00:20:01 Also bring back cigs at work 00:22:42 Roofers should be drunk 00:25:36 Justin's jamboree 00:38:51 Post-game press conferences 00:45:36 What's going on with Markus 00:52:23 Markus stirs beef 00:57:46 Everything Phil does in a week ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Aug 31

Our Gameshow Gets Political

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://modernstoa.co/podcast-studio-austin-bookings/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:50 Jargon 00:03:35 Don't f**k with foam rollers 00:09:37 Why are Germans like this? 00:15:02 Phil's Phinancial Advice 00:22:13 Markus' Dino of the Week 00:30:37 Should Markus start drinking again? 00:36:03 intermission 00:37:52 Justin's Jamboree ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Aug 24

Dinosaurs, Star Wars, and Anne Hathaway (The Perfect Movie)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://modernstoa.co/podcast-studio-austin-bookings/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:34 New dino movie is great (unless you're Justin) 00:13:11 Justin's new segment 00:41:22 Football is back 00:47:23 Bit Pitch gets Miami WET ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Aug 17

The DMT Dimension is CLOSED

SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN The Green Room Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm 13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tokes-n-jokes-with-markus-olind-tickets-1997772232526?aff=oddtdtcreator&fbclid=IwY2xjawTqGnVwZG9mAWV4dG4DYWVtAjEwAGJyaWQRMVlNWm1EeG9yZUdVNUF3WVlzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEem4wybFDLd5zh8l0At_3gxsE6oFOGN2dcBVgBcYWh-bsH7x1cVVy7r4RtEZk_aem_0zcBN857mLQRmMGUSc1xCw MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:40 Last CD you listened to in your car 00:04:40 Arena rock at the dentist's office 00:08:14 Everything is a parody of a parody 00:11:23 Wasting water on stupid questions 00:17:19 The Sun isn't real and China doesn't have a billion people 00:30:34 Phil's India phase 00:36:40 The DMT dimension is closed 00:43:00 Markus hates Christmas in July 00:50:07 Why dogs love baby poop 00:53:44 There's no jokes left 00:56:48 Bit Pitch 01:03:42 Reverse cowgirling the toilet ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Aug 10

The War on Drugs is BACK ON!

SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN The Green Room Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm 13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA https://www.thegreenroom-austin.com/event-details/tokes-n-jokes-with-markus-olind-2026-08-21-20-00 SAUNA COMEDY SHOW Bathe Austin Saturday 8/15, 8-10pm 2922 East Cesar Chavez Street, Austin, TX https://sweatpals.com/event/wet-comedy-show-pyra-social-sauna-fdf620?utm_source=host_widget&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=host_769a79ca-3528-4b2c-8937-534221821150 JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:33 Clowning 00:05:47 Thank god w*ed is dangerous again 00:17:50 Justin's spectacular bowling injury 00:26:22 Breast health (feat. a woman) 00:31:01 Bit Pitch 00:48:46 Last year this week 00:50:53 Denzel is the perfect actor 00:55:22 Cliff hangers suck ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

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02/25/2025

Shelly Silvey Grabe

Yalls friend Gariet at Jack Allen’s told us about yalls show! Adding yall to our podroll! Had no idea about March 14 steak and a BJ! Keep sharing! Are any of yall single- we would love to interview you for our show!
Well well well.

05/20/2024

trilldaddy0189

For almost 2 decades now the podcast industry has been what some may considered to be a stagnant and an uncreative market, but thank God these three boys have thrown a figurative M80 into the pond to disrupt the stillness that was the podcast industry.
Goofy and genuine

03/25/2024

Drobro710

Love this podcast so much, it’s a lot of fun! Always good for a laugh and look forward to seeing what these knuckle heads get into every week!

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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Works Every Time

A Bowling Legend is Born (feat. Violent Butter)

Are Michigan the Biggest Cheaters in Football?

Welcome to Sexist Roadhouse (feat. Michael Ridley)

Everyone Should Be Allowed to Drink at Work

Our Gameshow Gets Political

Dinosaurs, Star Wars, and Anne Hathaway (The Perfect Movie)

The DMT Dimension is CLOSED

The War on Drugs is BACK ON!

Love from Adjacent Podcast

Well well well.

Goofy and genuine

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A Bowling Legend is Born (feat. Violent Butter)

Are Michigan the Biggest Cheaters in Football?

Welcome to Sexist Roadhouse (feat. Michael Ridley)

Everyone Should Be Allowed to Drink at Work

Our Gameshow Gets Political

Dinosaurs, Star Wars, and Anne Hathaway (The Perfect Movie)

The DMT Dimension is CLOSED

The War on Drugs is BACK ON!

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