Works Every Time

Works Every Time
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

  1. 2d ago

    Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW YONDER: https://www.youtube.com/@yonderwizzerd https://www.instagram.com/yonderwizzerd/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 South Caroline is bad at naming boys 00:05:43 How Yonder started opening Secret Show 00:11:17 Romaine calm and don't eat lettuce 00:14:12 In Memoriam: Sam Neill 00:26:44 Looking at pictures of Phil's ass 00:30:33 The great cheese debate 00:35:28 Yonder's hair secret 00:41:03 Yonder's rich heritage 00:46:34 Europeans discovering ranch 00:48:32 Bit Pitch ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @yonderwizzerd #podcast #comedy

    Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

  2. Jul 13

    The Algorithm Made Us Cry

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:03:28 It's hot 00:08:10 The aftermath of 4th of July case race 00:14:22 Would you purge? 00:18:16 We found the real Love Island 00:24:13 4 midg*ts race a camel 00:25:05 FIFA red card scandal 00:29:10 The failed 250 state fair 00:36:31 Bit Pitch @ the 249th P Terry's 00:46:07 Jew or Goy? 00:48:14 An interview with Phillip Garcia 00:51:38 Justin saw a zombie 00:53:59 Phil's Larry David moment 00:57:02 Technology bad ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The Algorithm Made Us Cry

  3. Jul 6

    The Brotherhood of the Travelling Joke

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW COLT: https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:21 The brotherhood of the travelling joke 00:05:48 Helping Markus deal with the loss 00:17:55 Shoes on or off? 00:22:06 Justin's big break: Famous Footwear 00:27:50 Phil's bad jobs 00:31:21 R*tarded Rambo 00:35:18 Drinking on the 4th of july 00:43:13 Markus best Edward 40 Hands ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The Brotherhood of the Travelling Joke

  4. Jun 29

    Squirrels Are Evil | WET x SKMP

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW SKY: https://skmp.supercast.com/ https://www.instagram.com/iamaskyking/ https://www.youtube.com/@skykingsmentalplayground THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:09 Has Clavicular maxxed out? 00:06:29 Examining our genes 00:13:07 Our predictions came true 00:25:42 Markus has upgraded his life 00:32:44 Squirrel (and bird) corner 00:40:19 Mexicanmaxxing 00:43:40 Is this bullying? 00:46:09 Getting dark and deep ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @skykingsmentalplayground #podcast #comedy

    Squirrels Are Evil | WET x SKMP

  5. Jun 23

    UFC at the White House was Weird (feat. Ramin)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW RAMIN: https://www.instagram.com/ramincomic/ https://www.youtube.com/@ramincomic THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:23 Markus went to the Germany game 00:19:45 UFC at the White House was weird 00:29:11 Weenier dogs are vicious 00:33:06 Living in your car 00:38:51 Ramin's experiment 00:54:08 Live, laugh, love ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @ramincomic #podcast #comedy

    UFC at the White House was Weird (feat. Ramin)

  6. Jun 15

    Moonshine and Pasture Parties (feat. Mason Smith)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MASON: https://www.instagram.com/masonsmithcomedian/ https://www.youtube.com/@masonsmithcomedy https://www.patreon.com/cw/masonsmithcomedy THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:42 Shout out the mom's of comedy 00:05:59 Addressing the haters 00:09:22 Moonshine and pasture parties 00:14:11 Is jungle juice racist? 00:16:34 Phil has been to joe exotics ranch 00:21:20 Birthday roasts 00:25:57 Markus' car is an experiment at this point 00:30:06 Mason wants to be a vampire 00:32:57 Scientology is a pyramid scheme 00:37:27 Lego scandal is Kony 2012 of today 00:44:07 We got Mason Chris Hansen for his birthday ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @masonsmithcomedy #podcast #comedy

    Moonshine and Pasture Parties (feat. Mason Smith)

  7. Jun 8

    We've Been Maxxing Our Whole Lives

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:28 Clock in, lock in 00:04:22 Justin's been maxxing his whole life 00:08:24 Weinermaxxing 00:18:54 Futuremaxxing 00:22:19 Vegasmaxxing 00:29:34 Deltamaxxing 00:35:34 Dubaimaxxing 00:37:38 Bitmaxxing 00:50:35 TimeTravelmaxxing 00:54:54 Cigmaxxing 00:57:04 Nostalgiamaxxing 01:03:29 Siblingmaxxing ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    We've Been Maxxing Our Whole Lives

  8. Jun 1

    Fears and Ghost Stories (feat. Brent Reed)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW BRENT: https://www.instagram.com/brentreedcomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@SpookyFunTime THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:37 Why is there 2 Justin's right now? 00:09:59 Scaring Markus 00:14:25 DMT is supernatural 00:25:07 People who are too into horror 00:29:26 What scares you in horror movies 00:32:09 The Collector and The Strangers 00:35:39 Every movie is a horror movie 00:37:10 Goosebumps is a gateway drug 00:39:38 Getting jaded by horror tropes 00:44:51 **Spoilers for Good Boy (Norwegian)** 00:53:22 Phil's ghost encounter 01:02:30 Justin's ghost encounter 01:03:40 Comedians on shrooms getting scared 01:06:45 Near death experiences 01:18:13 What scares you about yourself 01:21:25 Our favorite Halloween costumes ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @SpookyFunTime #podcast #comedy

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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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  • Creator
    Works Every Time
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    135
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Works Every Time
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    Works Every Time

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