The Elliott Podcast

Christopher Elliott

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  1. 5D AGO

    Sailboats, sourdough, and the salty soul of Auckland

    Auckland is a city of skyscrapers and cedar masts, a place where the high-gloss world of international business meets the cobalt embrace of the Hauraki Gulf. And it’s the next stop on our around-the world adventure. New Zealand’s seasons are famously temperamental. Technically, the calendar says summer, but the air begs to differ. It’s a hoodie-and-shorts kind of weather. It’s been a minute We made a few changes to our newsletter. We’ve merged Elliott Advocacy and Elliott Confidential into a single newsletter called Elliott Confidential. Our Substack newsletter (the one you’re reading) will exclusively feature our podcast. You can also subscribe to our new YouTube channel. The jacarandas are in full, explosive bloom, painting the streets in a hazy lilac that makes the city feel like an impressionist painting. But there’s still that sharp, Antarctic-derived chill in the morning that reminds you that you’re on an island at the edge of the world. We spent the mornings wandering the Viaduct Harbor, where luxury yachts the size of small destroyers bob in the harbor, their hulls polished to a mirror finish. But Auckland has a funny way of checking its own ego. Just as you’re admiring an overpriced vessel, you hit the Wynyard Crossing. This pedestrian bridge is the city’s favorite comedy of errors—it always seems to be broken for repairs. The waterfront isn’t just for the elite, though. Beneath the shadow of the masts, you’ll find the real Auckland. Local kids on rental scooters weave through the tourists, their portable speakers blaring a mix of Pasifika hip-hop and chart-toppers. This is the stage for the Sailing Grand Prix, an event that has transformed the harbor into a high-stakes, wind-powered arena. It’s fast, it’s loud, and it’s surprisingly gritty for a sport usually associated with blue blazers and gin-and-tonics. If Auckland has a spiritual home, it might be the bread oven at Amano. Travel, for us, is defined by the quest for the perfect loaf, and we found it in their kumara sourdough. Kumara is the native New Zealand sweet potato, and when it’s folded into a fermented dough, something magical happens. The crust is dark and caramelized, while the inside is soft, purple-hued, and slightly sweet. We usually try to avoid processed carbs, but for this bread, we would fly another 18 hours. Jet lag is the tax you pay for visiting Auckland, and we were deep in the red. Our salvation was the Espresso Workshop in Britomart. New Zealanders take their coffee with a religious intensity, and the “long black” here is a sacrament. I ordered a triple-shot that smelled like old leather and dark chocolate. I told Iden that if this didn’t wake me up, I’d likely need CPR. Luckily, it did the trick, jolting me back to life. There’s a beautiful slowness to Auckland, especially during the summer holidays. Of course, that tempo extends to the infrastructure—we arrived just as the entire train network shut down for renovations. But even in the disruption, there’s progress. The “tap-to-pay” system is a dream for travelers. No more hunting for “AT Hop” cards; you just tap your credit card and hop on a bus. It’s a preview of a frictionless future in a city that still values its heritage. This is our third visit in three years, and people often ask why we keep coming back to the same harbor. The answer is in the podcast: it’s the way the light hits the water in the afternoon, the smell of the sourdough, and the feeling that you’re always just one boat ride away from an adventure. But the clock is ticking on our stay. Next, we’re heading south to Wellington to see if the coffee there can truly compete with Auckland’s best. Stay tuned. We’d love to hear your comments. As always, we’ll read them on a future podcast. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.elliottshow.com

    11 min
  2. 11/08/2025

    Tahiti Confidential: What happened to us in French Polynesia

    Ia ora na from Tahiti. This is our first stop on our South Pacific tour. We’ve never been here and I can’t believe it’s taken us this long to discover this part of the world. Before we get to it, here’s this week’s question: Have you ever had a farm-to-table experience in your travels? It’s a big deal here in the South Pacific, where responsible tour operators have doubled down on locally sourced food. What did you think of your food experience? Was it worth the farm-to-table premium? Our comments are open. Our podcast format has changed a little. We’re reading your comments first, but there’s still a very good reason to stick around until the end because we’ll reveal our travel secrets. (This week, we have a few.) Even though Aren gets really seasick — I mean, really seasick — we coaxed him out onto into our friend Max’s outrigger canoe to get some pictures. As I was reviewing this week’s images, I thought a prankster had gone into my drive and Photoshopped a few of them, that’s how unrealistically beautiful they were. Alas, these are real images. No adjustments. The interior of Tahiti Nui, the largest island in French Polynesia, is equally beautiful. We did a half-day jeep tour and saw dramatic volcanic peaks, waterfalls and ancient temples. Wow. This is our friend Vicky, who we met on Raiatea, in the Society Islands. Her small wellness retreat offers a farm-to-table experience, which we really liked. That’s Vicky’s famous quiche, made from breadfruit and coconut. Yummy! We’ll have much more from Tahiti in our next podcast. Don’t forget this week’s question: Have you ever had a farm-to-table experience? Was it everything you hoped it would be? Do tell! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.elliottshow.com

    22 min
  3. 10/12/2025

    Arizona Confidential: We're tourists in our own state — here's what we did

    Hello one last time from Arizona. This week, the three of us were tourists in our adopted home state. But before we talk about what we did, here’s this week’s question: What’s the largest group you’ve ever traveled with? Usually, it’s just the three of us. But we’ve also been part of much larger groups, like tours with busloads of people. Tell us your stories of being part of the crowd. The hikes in Phoenix are awesome! This week, we had a little bit of rain from Hurricane Priscilla, which cooled things off. We’ll talk more about our hiking adventures in the podcast, of course. The Musical Instrument Museum is one of our favorite museums ever. Iden has a video in this podcast that will give you a great overview of their fascinating exhibits. He’ll also introduce you to the museum’s largest — and smallest — instruments. The most moving 9/11 memorial I’ve ever seen is the Hall of Flame, the largest firefighting museum in the world. None of the firefighters who were working in this truck on 9/11 made it back alive. Their names are inscribed on this beautifully restored fire truck. We have more details in this episode. We loved being back home in the States and look forward to our next trip home. But in the meantime, the road beckons … Hey, don’t forget this week’s question: What’s the largest group you’ve ever traveled in? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.elliottshow.com

    26 min
  4. 09/27/2025

    Copenhagen Confidential: Mushrooms and Danish architecture

    Hej med jer from Copenhagen! It’s our last podcast from Europe, and this one is a little different. Before we get to the details, here’s this week’s question: Have you ever visited a place that you liked so much that you wanted to move there? (And did you?) We’re asking because a lot of Americans are drawn to Denmark and end up moving here because of its high quality of life. We like it here, too. Here’s one of the Orbital showers that recycle water at our extremely sustainable hotel, the Bryggen Guldsmeden Hotel. (And if you’re Danish, I apologize for my pronunciation in the podcast.) Everything here is very green and sustainable. We kind of geeked out on Danish architecture during our visit to Copenhagen. Everywhere you look, there’s a cool building to see. And, as we explain in the podcast, they’re multi-purpose spaces, so they also conserve space. Another highlight was Funga Farm, a mushroom farm that uses extremely sustainable methods to raise exotic mushrooms like this Lion’s Mane. The mushrooms are delicious, too. Here’s our parting shot from the top of Church of Our Savior. If you can climb to the top of the spiral, you definitely don’t have a fear of heights. Scary, but the photos were worth it. Don’t forget this week’s question: Have you ever visited a place that you liked a lot — so much that you wanted to move there? We’ll see you next week. We’ll be back in the States for a rare visit. Details to come. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.elliottshow.com

    20 min
  5. 09/13/2025

    Paris Confidential: The podcast about nothing (well, almost nothing)

    Hello from Paris. We just spent more than two weeks here trying to do the opposite of what most visitors do. We avoided the touristy areas. We walked in lesser-known neighborhoods. In short, we behaved like locals. (Well, kinda.) Before I go into detail, here’s this week’s question: Have you ever gone on a trip and done nothing? We’d love to hear about it. As always, we’ll read your comments in our next podcast, which should be very interesting. OK, so here’s why we didn’t want to do the tourist thing. This boat looks like it’s about to sink into the Seine. If you want to avoid the crowds, don’t come to Paris in August! The reason we came to Paris, of course, is the bread. The boys and I toured many boulangeries while we were in town. (The whole-grain baguette in the podcast came from a place called Pain & Beurre, about a block from our apartment in the Latin Quarter.) The first Sunday of every month is free museum day, but don’t forget to check to see if the museum is open. Iden wanted to go to the Centre Pompidou, but it’s closed for the next five years. Oh well! We have much more about Paris in our podcast de rien, which I promise will be a lot of fun. Of course we’re turning it into a food podcast, so don’t forget to wait until the end to see what we have in store! Once again, our question of the week: Have you ever gone on a trip and done nothing? Sometimes the best trips aren’t about seeing more, but about doing less. Has that ever happened to you? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.elliottshow.com

    20 min

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