Back Online: Up Against Time

Back Online: Up Against Time
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Back Online Up Against Time is a loose DND podcast about a few Aussie blokes who end up in Faerũn. There’s heaps of naughty words, jokes and violence so tune in and enjoy the ride.

  1. 02/11/2025

    Ep 21. Spamoni Part 5: The Final Frost

    In the thrilling conclusion ofBack Online: Up Against Time’s Christmas special, the Downton Longnecks are on the brink of reaching Isengard when disaster strikes. A shocking betrayal turns their mission upside down, threatening everything they’ve fought for. Who can they trust? And will they make it to Isengard before it’s too late? Tune in for an action-packed, twist-filled finale that will leave you speechless! Content warning: The following episode contains:Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content.Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Contact us:⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠Disclaimer:ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    1h 7m

  2. 01/28/2025

    Ep 20. Spamoni Part 4: Bridge to Total Freedom

    Hobbits in peril! In Episode 20 of Back Online: Up Against Time, the Downton Longnecks pull off a daring rescue mission, freeing the hobbits at last! But the journey doesn’t end there—Barry Swaggins is acting strangely, and the party must band together to ensure the hobbits make it safely to Isengard. With chaos, teamwork, and unexpected antics at every turn, this episode is a thrilling continuation to the Spamoni saga. Will they succeed, or will madness derail their mission? Tune in for the adventure! Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    1h 4m

  3. 01/14/2025

    Ep 19. Spamoni Part 3: Going Clear!

    A frosty Christmas adventure! In the second Christmas special of Back Online: Up Against Time, Frosty makes a triumphant return, seeking the aid of the Downton Longnecks for a daring rescue mission. 🧙‍♂️ Their quest? To save a group of hobbits in need! With holiday cheer, high-stakes heroics, and plenty of snowy surprises, this episode is the perfect mix of festive fun and thrilling adventure. Don’t miss the magic! Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    54 min

  4. 12/31/2024

    Ep 18. The Death of Virtue

    In Episode 18 of Back Online: Up Against Time, the party secures the Castle of Ket in an epic showdown against Sir Reginald the Virtuous. ⚔️ But as the dust settles, suspicion looms—someone (or someones) might be spying on the group! 👀 Who could it be, and what are their motives? With battles fought and secrets brewing, this episode is packed with tension, triumph, and unexpected twists. Don’t miss it! Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    46 min

  5. 12/03/2024 · BONUS

    Seasons Greetings

    Sorry Joel and everyone! We are taking some time off over Chrissy. While you wait head on over to our Patreon or just spread the good word about the bad podcast. Be back soon xx Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    1 min

  6. 11/19/2024

    Ep 17. True Knights

    Speeches, honor, and betrayal! In Episode 17 of Back Online: Up Against Time, the party steps into the spotlight, delivering powerful speeches on what it truly means to be knights of the realm. 🌟 But just as they begin to embody their noble ideals, a shocking betrayal is uncovered in the House of Ket. 🏰 Secrets are revealed, loyalties are tested, and the stakes have never been higher. Will they rise above the treachery, or will it shatter their quest? Tune in for an unforgettable mix of drama, valor, and suspense! Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    1h 20m

  7. 11/05/2024

    Ep 16. Prolapsed

    In Episode 16 of Back Online: Up Against Time, the party faces their most honorable challenge yet. To prove themselves as true heroes of the realm, they must show their courage, integrity, and loyalty—all while navigating unexpected twists that threaten their mission. 🌟 Will they rise to the occasion, or will their past antics come back to haunt them? Join us for an epic test of valor, unexpected laughs, and moments that may just define their legacy! Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    56 min

  8. 10/22/2024

    Ep 15. The Princess!

    Chaos Unleashed! Episode 15 of Back Online: Up Against Time is one wild ride! 🎢 The crew sets their sights on a new target: Professor Oak himself! 🌳 What starts as a lighthearted hassle quickly spirals into madness when they make a shocking move—murdering the Echidna Princess! 👑🦔 And, as if that wasn’t enough, they intentionally sidestep some crucial plot points, leaving everyone wondering—what’s next? 😱 Expect the unexpected in this hilarious and unpredictable episode filled with mischief, mayhem, and total anarchy. Don’t miss out! Content warning: The following episode contains: Swearing, inappropriate jokes, graphic descriptions of fantasy violence, nudity and mature content. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/BackOnlineUpAgainstTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@boluat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠backonline.uat@gmail.com⁠⁠ Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS PODCAST - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. THE FOLLOWING PODCAST CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO BY ANYONE. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH ACTUAL PERSONS (LIVING OR DECEASED), PLACES, BUILDING OR PRODUCTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED.

    1h 4m
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Back Online Up Against Time is a loose DND podcast about a few Aussie blokes who end up in Faerũn. There’s heaps of naughty words, jokes and violence so tune in and enjoy the ride.

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  • Creator
    Back Online: Up Against Time
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Back Online: Up Against Time
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    Back Online: Up Against Time