Friends Who Pretend

Chris Bryant
  • 5.0 (3)
  • Comedy Fiction
  • Updated Biweekly

Friends Who Pretend is an Actual-Play podcast where we remake movies and TV shows as Tabletop Roleplaying games. We step into these worlds and improvise our dialog and actions but the dice decides our fates.

Episodes

  1. Aug 10

    JAWS (1975) part 1 of 2

    The Friends Who Pretend absolutely massacre and cheapen Steven Spielberg's 1975 summer blockbuster JAWS! Andrew and Vee go on a drunk driving adventure! Jose wears ugly suits while sending people to die in the ocean! Nick names his price and knows his worth! Lots of people have fun in the sun and lots of people DIE horrible deaths!

  2. Aug 8

    Batman (1989) part 2 of 2

    The Friends Who Pretend are disgusting vile creatures who absolutely defile the 1989 Batman film. Just a bunch of drunken perverts stumbling their way through the thrilling conclusion of this Tim Burton classic. Lots of people die. Lots of people have orgasms. Jacob and Chris sing Prince together. They should all be embarrassed.

  3. Jul 30

    Batman (1989) part 1 of 2

    The Friends are back with their roleplay remake of Tim Burton's Batman! Nick listens to Billy Ocean upside down. Vee goes on a killing spree while listening to Prince! Jacob eats soup and it hurts. James seeks the bosses validation and Jose makes an ass out of himself at the roulette table.

  4. Jul 4

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) part 2 of 2

    We are back with the second part of our roleplay remake of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. The Turtles take on the foot clan and rupture some testicles! Michelangelo tries to keep the peace! Donatello finds religion! Leonardo forgets everything he's ever learned about meditation and just about all of Splinter's other teachings. Casey Jones gives April O'Neal multiple orgasms! Once again, the Friends at the table for this episode are Jacob as April O'Neal, Nick as both Casey Jones and Danny Pennington, Jose as Leonardo, Vee as Raphael, Andrew as Michelangelo and James as Donatello.

  5. Jun 16

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) part 1 of 2

    The Friends Who Pretend play through the 1990 cult classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Starring Jose (Leonardo), Vee (Raphael), James (Donatello), Andrew (Michaelangelo), Nick (Casey Jones/Danny) and Jacob (April O'Neal) this one has it all! Jacob teaches the Ninja Turtles about the Catholic church! Vee pops Foot Soldiers like water balloons! Nick listens to Whitney Houston! Cowabunga!

  • 5 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

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About

Friends Who Pretend is an Actual-Play podcast where we remake movies and TV shows as Tabletop Roleplaying games. We step into these worlds and improvise our dialog and actions but the dice decides our fates.

Information

  • Creator
    Chris Bryant
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dweller Media Group
  • Show Website
    Friends Who Pretend