The Opinionated Ogre Podcast

The Opinionated Ogre

I'm a stay-at-home ogre who writes about politics and family. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll leave angry and informed. Welcome to The Ogre Nation! opinionatedogre.substack.com

  1. 4d ago

    Ep.116: What Will The Next Two Years Look Like?

    Everything that happens after the midterms will be terrible…for Republicans. It’s not going to be great for the country, but it’s going to be REALLY bad for the GOP. Donald Trump will melt down into a puddle of narcissistic injury after being rejected AGAIN by the entire nation. It was his brilliant idea to force himself on the ballot and he will own the massive loss his party of pedophiles, Nazis, and grifters is about to suffer. No matter how many times he says he didn’t lose, everyone will blame him, and Trump will know the vote was a referendum on how much he’s loathed by America. That will lead the thin-skinned dictator wannabe to spend two years taking revenge on the people he’s supposed to be governing. Trump’s suicide run will be horrific, and he will drag the entire Republican Party down into the depths of hell with him. But not the rest of us, because no matter what this deranged, treasonous kiddie rapist does, he will never break us. We are about to break him and his regime. The ballot is stronger than the bully. Please support this work by becoming a paying subscriber. This podcast is free and will always remain free, but it still takes time and effort to produce. Your support means everything to me. For just $5 a month or $50 a year (a 17% discount!), you can keep the Opinionated Ogre going. Thank you! If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! What happens after Republicans get nuked from orbit this November? 2:15 - 27:50 2:15 - 10:55 Democrats are going to investigate every f*****g thing and every f*****g one. Who’s gonna get impeached? We’re gonna find out! 10:56 - 15:30 The Trump Temper Tantrum will escalate and become incredibly damaging and dangerous while the economy implodes. 15:31 - 20:15 Trump will continue his white trash rampage, enshittifying our public lands and monuments. 20:16 - 23:05 Trump will continue to abuse his power to spread pro-Trump propaganda. This will not work the way he thinks it will. 23:06 - 27:50 What will Republicans do with their Mad King? Follow him off the cliff or cut their losses? Midterm Massacre (new segment!) 28:18 - 33:00 28:18 - 29:32 Are ANY House seats safe? Maybe. But a lot less than there used to be… 29:33 - 30:54 The Senate has gone from an uphill fight for Democrats to a long shot for Republicans. 30:55 - 32:02 Trump is exploring new depths of unpopularity. He’s #1! At being hated! 32:03 - 33:00 Republican internal polling is even worse than what we’re seeing. Just ask the Iowa GOP… The Opinionated Ogre needs you to smash that subscribe button like it’s Donald Trump’s face! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work! Headlines for Short Attention Spans! 33:01 - 50:30 33:01 - 37:50 The regime demoted our top Middle Eastern counterterrorism guys because Stephen Miller’s wife pitched a hissy fit. Feel safer yet? 37:51 - 40:20 Republicans held a private meeting with billionaire Harlan Crow to explain how they plan to kill Social Security and Medicare. The legacy press declined to report on the meeting for some reason… 40:21 - 42:45 The regime is seriously discussing a diesel export ban, which would absolutely raise the price of gas AND diesel. Brilliant! 42:46 - 44:25 Good News! The police are reopening the Cornell 7 rape case. Public shaming works. 44:26 - 46:11 Another prosecutor has resigned from Trump’s Very Serious “grand conspiracy” probe. Womp-womp. 46:12 - 50:30 Senate Republicans tried to ambush Jack Smith. They shot themselves in the dick instead. Self-care of the Week 50:31 - 57:42 The Unedited Hotmess Livestream! Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

  2. Sep 24

    Ep. 115: ICE Tries To Murder Another Latino Deliveryman

    ICE was never a good idea. It was always a cesspit filled with racists hoping to cleanse America of the people they hated. Now? It’s a rabid animal that has to be put down. There is no fixing ICE. It cannot be redeemed or returned to its core mission. This IS its core mission. It always was. The only difference is that they’ve stopped pretending to be law enforcement. ICE has become the fascist white nationalist paramilitary weapon it was intended to be from the start. Abolish ICE. Fire every agent. Ban them from law enforcement for life. Charge them with crimes against humanity. Lock them up for 25 years. Execute the ones responsible for murder. Send the clear and unambiguous message that America will no longer tolerate lawless fascism. #NurembergThemAll The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! Ogre Nation News Update! Main Stories :30 - 3:50 Trump’s Brownshirts shot a DoorDash deliveryman and may have left him paralyzed. If he survives. Abolish ICE. Nuremberg them all. 3:51 - 10:45 Trump banned MS Now, CNN, and Politico from the White House. His little fascist temper tantrum immediately bit him in his fascist ass. We’re Living in the Stupidest Timeline 11:20 - 16:20 The EPA is going to manufacture a b******t excuse about hormones in the water to ban contraceptives and medical care for the trans community 16:21 - 19:40 MAGAland is crying big, sobby tears about the Canadian national anthem being sung at the Buffalo Bills game last week. Boo f*****g hoo. Headlines for Short Attention Spans 19:41 - 19:41 - 22:38 Cornell University puts on a master class of rape culture. These are the seven rapists. 22:39 - 24:15 The crypto industry is pouring at least $30 million into the Ohio Senate race because Sherrod Brown thinks they’re thieving liars. Spoiler alert: They are. 24:16 - 25:20 The regime is stealing healthcare from another 750,000 Americans by crying “fraud!” with no evidence. The death cult strikes again. 25:21 - 27:05 Air Force Maj. Jason Watson is being court-martialed for speaking out against the regime’s illegal wars. Because that’s what fascist governments do to dissenters. 27:06 - 28:45 America’s first DEI (Didn’t Earn It) Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, is moving forward with mandatory testosterone testing. What a f*****g moron. 28:46 - 29:55 The Senate map is expanding for Democrats as Kansas and Nebraska turn into potential battlegrounds. 29:56 - 34:25 Just how f****d ARE Republicans? We’re no longer discussing how much they’re going to lose, but rather how much damage the coming bloodbath is going to do to Trump. Ouch… Self-care of the Week 34:26 - 37:25 The Unedited Hotmess Livestream Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

  3. Sep 17

    Ep. 114: Nuremberg Them All

    Ogre Note: DERP goes the Ogre! Thursday’s upload was broken, and since I was offline the rest of the day except for a few quick notes, I didn’t realize. That was sloppy of me, and I apologize. The full episode has been uploaded, I swear!, and it’s all good now. Donald Trump will not be able to use the United States Postal Service to rig the midterm elections. That was his last, best hope to legal steal our votes and keep his party of Nazis and pedophiles in power. The pressure Trump has put on the USPS to act illegally is so intense, his handpicked Postmaster General wants to quit. With this last avenue closed to him, Trump will be forced to resort to desperate and ham-fisted measures. They will be so obviously illegal in nature, none of it will work. But everyone involved will be exposed to severe legal jeopardy. Democrats have a window of opportunity to nuke the fascist movement from orbit by having their state Attorney General press charges against every single fascist f**k that dares to touch a ballot or harass a voter. Make the fascists absolutely paranoid that coming within 30 miles of the 2028 election will land them in prison for 20 years. Make the lawless afraid of the rule of law again. That’s how we start to take our country back. The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! Main Stories 3:44 - 15:00 Florida’s illegal concentration camp was far worse than we thought it was, yet somehow exactly what we expected. 15:01 - 22:40 SCOTUS shoots down Trump’s plan to use the Post Office to rig the midterms. Now the regime is desperate. Scenes from a Crashing Economy 22:41 - 31:45 The oil crunch just got a lot worse. Here comes the pain. 31:46 - 35:05 The Bond Market is getting ugly. This stuff is nerdy and confusing, but will still hit your wallet like a sledgehammer. 35:06 - 41:05 The real reason for the “AI will kill us all!” hype. Hint: A trillion-dollar bailout is coming. Headlines for Short Attention Spans 41:06 - 45:00 Failson Trump Jr. had a Putin-connected Russian oligarch (is there any other kind?) pay for two days of after-wedding parties. The press is curiously incurious after YEARS of screaming about Hunter Biden’s “corruption.” 45:01 - 46:40 Joe Manchin and John Fetterman continue to prove the saying, “With friends like these, who needs enemies?” 46:41 - 48:20 Trump is murdering the Kennedy Center because he can’t put his name on it. What fascism cannot control, it destroys. 48:21 - 50:57 The Very Serious Anti-Trump Conspiracy Investigation is falling apart. We’re shocked. 50:58 - 54:00 Democrats are planning to train 100,000 volunteers to watch and report on Republican interference at the polls. 54:01 - 1:00:50 Trump is pushing a very VERY unpopular pro-Flock camera message right before the midterms. What a political savant@! Self-care of the Week! 1:00:51 -1:07:50 1:07:51 - 1:11:45 A short additional discussion about Hayden Panettiere and postpartum depression. The Unedited Hotmess Livestream! Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

  4. Sep 10

    Ep. 113: Happy $100/Barrel of Oil Day, America!

    Are you wondering why gas is getting more expensive again? Have you, perhaps, noticed that the price of diesel is higher than you’ve ever seen it? Why is it going back up if the Strait of Hormuz has been closed this entire time? Well, a little bit of oil was trickling through, but that’s over for now. But more importantly, the mitigation efforts we had in place have been used up, and now there’s jackshit we can do to stop the death spiral of energy prices, especially now that the cold weather is moving in and people will be heating their homes soon. Donald Trump and his regime of incompetent imbeciles started a war they can’t end, and now we’re all going to pay the (higher) price. The only upside is that the strategic geniuses at the White House managed to use up all of their gimmicks to hold down the price of gas before the midterms. That lack of planning is going to punch them right in their stupid f*****g faces. Ha. Ha. Ha. Want to hear the rest? Come join the Ogre Nation Conversation! Substack has been slowly choking off traffic to smaller newsletters like this for more than a year. If you appreciate the stories I tell and the voice I tell them in, please become a contributing subscriber and push back on corporate censorship. We need all of the independent media we can get before the only news we’re allowed to consume is what is allowed by a fascist regime controlled by billionaires. For just $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!), you can help fight back against Substack’s censorship. Thank you for reading and keeping this newsletter going. Not a fan of long-term subscriptions? That’s OK! I’ll be your one-night stand with a one-time donation through PayPal or Venmo! I’m easy like that! Just don’t tell Mrs. Ogre! 😜 Ogre Nation News Update! :45 - 5:00 Happy $100+ Per Barrel of Oil Day! Trump’s moronic war of choice is pushing energy prices back up, and we’ve used up our mitigation efforts! Right before the midterms! Masterful electoral gambit, sir! 5:25 - 19:05 It’s been 25 years since 9/11, and Republicans are still trying to recapture the high of crushing our civil liberties under the guise of “national security” and toxic patriotism. A Republican tried to murder a Democratic candidate this week. But it’s not domestic terrorism, and the GOP’s nonstop violent rhetoric isn’t repsonsible. Sure is weird how that works… We Live in the Stupidest Timeline 24:07 - 28:31 RFK Jr. is a f*****g monster, and he’s trying to cover up the child deaths from his ongoing measles outbreak. 28:32 - 41:05 Pennsylvania is struggling with a local outbreak of the deadly disease. Except instead of taking precautions to protect its most vulnerable, babies in the neonatal ICU, one hospital is shrugging its shoulders and shouting “YOLO!” We really do live in the stupidest timeline. Florida Woman Rants and I go into a full-on “F**k the anti-vaxxer!” rant here. Headlines for Short Attention Spans 42:07 - 47:46 Trump’s “New America” tweet is a desperate bid to distract the country from his legion of failures. But it’s not working anymore… 47:47 - 49:30 The Missouri Supreme Court made Trump cry big, sobby tears of rage 49:31 - 51:15 Marco Rubio has a piece of shit Nazi as his head speechwriter because of COURSE HE DOES 51:16 - 56:15 The regime let TPS protections for 170,000 Salvadorans expire so they can push them into illegal status and hunt them like animals. 56:16 - 1:10:10 MAGA is dying, and we have a way to directly measure it 1:10:11 - 1:05:54 The GOP’s grand gerrymandering experiment is biting them in their cheating fascist asses. Self-care of the Week 1:05:55 - 1:15:00 The Unedited Hotmess Livestream Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

  5. Sep 3

    Ep. 112: America’s Greatest Enemy Is...Canada?

    Trump turning on our allies doesn’t make any sense unless his goal is to weaken America. Since he’s a Russian asset and has been since the 80s, yeah, not really a surprise. But why the concerted whole-of-government effort to demonize Canada, CANADA, of all places? Does Trump hate hockey? Do moose and Canadian geese offend him? Did Celine Dion give him the cold shoulder once? The answer may lie in how Russia views Ukraine: As a threat and a prize to pillage. A threat insofar as Canada is a free and open democracy thriving on our very large shared border while we become a failing autocracy. But also a prize filled with natural resources to plunder, guarded by a vastly inferior military. Trump’s fascist America can’t just invade such a country. But after years of deliberate antagonism, and provocation and demagoguery, wouldn’t you know it? 38% of Republicans see Canada, CANADA!, as a hostile threat. Crazy and tinfoil hat stuff? So was Project 2025. Substack has been slowly choking off traffic to smaller newsletters and podcasts like this for more than a year. If you appreciate the stories we tell and the voice we tell them in, please become a contributing subscriber and push back on corporate censorship. We need all of the independent media we can get before the only news we’re allowed to consume is what is allowed by a fascist regime controlled by billionaires. For just $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!), you can help fight back against Substack’s censorship. Thank you for reading and keeping this newsletter going. If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! Ogre Nation News Update! (roar) 1:10 - 16:26 Oh (WTF) Canada! The legacy press kind of glossed over WHY we’re in a new trade war with Canada. And why, exactly, has the regime decided the greatest threat to the United States is our closest ally? You’re not going to like the answer. 16:27 - 20:30 The regime is escalating its attack on the elderly and disabled as part of its quiet eugenics programs to cull the herd. #NurembergThemAll. Every last one of these Nazi f***s. 20:31 - 27:51 America’s food supply is becoming dangerous, and that is by design. We are living through a grand libertarian experiment. And like all libertarian experiments, it’s stupid, doesn’t work, and we’ve already done this before. Time for a history lesson. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because of F*****g ICE 27:52 - 32:11 Nazi cosplayer Greg Bovino is taking the grifter’s road because of COURSE he is. 32:12 - 39:57 Milo Yiannopolous got deported. Ha. Ha. F*****g Ha. Headline for Short Attention Spans! 39:58 - 42:15 Homeland Security is abusing an obscure law to spy on journalists. Where my free speech advocates at? Greenwald? Taibbi? Nothing?! F**k you. 42:16 - 45:41 Trump has ordered a midterm convention where everyone will praise the Dear Leader. There’s just ONE little problem… 45:42 - 49:04 Texas Republicans are panicking as James Talarico mops the floor with criminal Ken Paxton. Cue the election rigging. 49:05 - 50:45 HAHAHAHAHA! Pete Hegseth wants to run for president! Oh please, oh please, oh please! 50:46 - 51:55 Mass Murderer RFK Jr. knows who to blame for kids dying from measles: Doctors and the press. 51:56 - 55:08 The GOP’s ban on abortion is forcing women to get the care they need later, and it’s hurting women. Just like the “pro-life” party of misogyny planned. 55:09 - 57:57 Some good news: The wildly unpopular Trump has ordered his cult to praise him as their midterm closing message. Masterful gambit, sir! 57:28 - 59:47 “Weak” candidate Abdul El-Sayed is leading his Republican opponent despite weeks of the legacy press trying to sabotage him. Teehee! Self-care of the Week! 59:48 - 1:09 The Unedited Hot Mess Livestream! Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

  6. Aug 27

    Ep. 111: Where’s The Beef?!

    Trump is such a man of the people, he wants to dump cheap, toxic ground beef on the market for the peasants to buy! Everyone celebrate their benevolent overlord and his brilliant plan to lower the cost of groceries! Please ignore the renewed trade war with Canada, which will send the price of toilet paper through the roof. Truly, Trump is a political genius of unparalleled mastery of the economy! And if you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you for a song, buddy… Anyway, big episode this week, so come join the Ogre Nation Conversation! Please support this work by becoming a paying subscriber. This podcast is free and will always remain free, but it still takes time and effort to produce. Your support means everything to us. For just $5 a month or $50 a year (a 17% discount!), you can keep the OgPod going. Thank you! If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! Ogre Nation News Update Main Stories (2:51 - 20:35) 2:51 - 9:40 The bad news (and good!) about the infinitely corrupt SCOTUS ruling on Trump’s infinitely corrupt (and unconstitutional) mail-in ballot executive order. 9:41 - 20:35 The leopards are eating the faces of Trump-supporting beef farmers! Have a hamburger made from questionable foreign beef to celebrate! I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because of F*****g ICE (20:36 - 28:53) 20:36 - 24:10 ICE arrests a mother in front of her 18-month-old baby at a routine immigration hearing. More proof that cruelty is the point. 24:11 - 27:24 Green card applicants will be placed under increased “public charge” scrutiny, meaning children will go hungry and without medical care. Republicans: The party of “pro-life.” 27:25 - 28:53 Immigration arrests reach a record high under Markwayne Mullin. So why are Trump and MAGAland still mad at him? We explain. Headlines for Short Attention Spans (28:54 - 43:01) 28:54 - 31:48 In his never-ending quest for self-glorification, Trump insults a Black WWII hero. 31:49 - 36:14 Trump goes all in on data centers. How will that go over with his base, who absolutely HATE data centers? 36:15 - 37:39 Republican gubernatorial candidate Byron Donalds is blaming immigrants in Florida’s measles outbreak. Guess who is actually the cause? 37:40 - 38:12 Ed Martin, one of Trump’s legal goons, is ready to litigate the midterms! What could possibly go wrong?! 38:13 - 40:25 What did Trump know about how badly a war with Iran would go, and when did he know it? We have the answer, and it’s worse than you thought. 40:26 - 41:37 Trump is wildly unpopular across the country. How unpopular? Come find out! 41:38 - 43:01 The NYT isn’t sugarcoating it: Republicans are in trouble in the Senate. Self-care of the Week (43:02 - 48:40) The Unedited Hotmess Livestream Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

  7. Aug 20

    Ep. 110: Infinite Money For Stupid Trump Shit

    When the history books are written about this blighted period of American history, they will marvel at how a country founded explicitly on the rejection of an unconstrained executive allowed a wannabe tyrant to flush billions of dollars down the drain on nonsensical vanity projects and dementia-fueled whims. From mutilating the White House to crippling our modern aircraft carriers by demanding outdated technology, Trump is a dying old man desperate to force everyone to remember him and throwing a temper tantrum until things are back “the way they used to be!” I can’t wait until it’s all erased and nothing is left. I hope Trump lives long enough to see his “legacy” vanish so he can die in total despair. Can you think of a better fate for a malignant narcissist than to be forgotten while he’s alive and raging? Ha Ha Ha. The Opinionated Ogre is a Stay-at-Home parent first, foul-mouthed hater of fascist Republicans second. He’s been making the most horrible people in the country miserable for over 15 years, and the hate he feels for American Nazis is eternal and without limits. He plans to stop torturing right-wing trash the day the last fascist dies. So, you know, never. Please help support this potty-mouthed newsletter for just $5/month or $50/year (Almost 17% less!) If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! Ogre Nation News Update! :01 - 7:15 Preshow banter about data center tattoos and Florida Nazis 10:13 - 23:26 Trump is a f*****g moron, and he is wasting literally BILLIONS of our tax dollars on the dumbest shit imaginable. 23:27 - 32:27 Uncle Ogre’s Storytime: A tale of the long-predicted alt-left’s war on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and why she’s such a threat to the ratfuckers. 32:28 - 38:57 The depraved monsters of the GOP are abusing their power to literally steal babies from their biological parents. 38:58 - 48:10 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because of F*****g ICE 48:11 - 53:55 Scenes From A Crashing Economy 53:56 - 1:09:25 Headlines for Short Attention Spans 1:09:26 - 1:21:16 Self-care of the Week The Unedited Hotmess Livestream! Get full access to The Opinionated Ogre at opinionatedogre.substack.com/subscribe

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