Lounge Lizards Podcast

Ashlynn Salzano & Kate Ryan
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WELCOME TO LOUNGE LIZARDS! The time has come for you and your beloved partner to snuggle up on the couch and select your evening entertainment. Is the next civil war brewing as you switch between the never-ending bundle of streaming services? Are you fearful of your boyfriend forcing you to watch yet another anime series? Are you dying to theorize what colleges the Euphoria kids will attend in season three? Or maybe you and your honey just watched Anyone But You, and you NEED to discuss whether or not Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell are hamsters in human suits…plot twist, they are. Put down that remote and let your Lounge Lizards help you out! Come follow the kookiest couple, comedian/podcaster Ashlynn Salzano and actor/writer Kate Ryan as they review their favorites, old and new. Each episode will be filled with wild conspiracy theories, stimulating games, and more to make you feel like the third in our relationship. We promise to bring the taste, the giggles, and the gaaaay honey! New eps releasing on Thursdays. Mwah! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37

  1. 10/26/2024

    Shout Out to Red Flags | Twilight | Lounge Lizards

    Say it…out loud…LOUNGE LIZARDS! Still coming at you from Cape Cod, Ashlynn and Kate revisit a millennial cult classic (though Ashlynn may disagree), Twilight. What would spooky season be without a vampire movie?  On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we ponder the unnerving red flags of all the key players, reminisce about peak Twilight fandom culture, debate being Team Edward vs. Team Jacob, and discuss Kate's potential new career path…maybe with a little special guest visit. Hop on, spider monkey!! Come sit on the couch with us! Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    1h 13m

  2. 10/18/2024

    Little Stereotypes Only | Get Out | Lounge Lizards

    Coming to you with a ~destination episode~, we're embracing the "Get Out" of it all and recording from Kate's parents' house! Who better to discuss Jordan Peele's thriller following an interracial couple meeting Rose's white family for the first time than your favorite interracial lesbian lovers?  On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we're taking you on our juice cleanse journey while we discuss one of our recent favorites, Get Out. We go on the hunt for all of Jordan Peele's Easter eggs hidden throughout the movie, break down some stereotypes, and debate which parts of us would be up for auction… Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes now coming on Mondays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    1h 8m

  3. 10/12/2024

    Don't Scratch Your Left Hand! | Practical Magic | Lounge Lizards

    Be careful what you wish for, girls! In honor of spooky season, the Lounge Lizards are discussing Ashlynn's all-time favorite movie, Practical Magic. Seriously…she can recite the film word for word, and she plays a game to prove it! It begs the question — was she born into a coven?? In this episode, we question how critics could possibly give this cinematic masterpiece a 25% on Rotten Tomatoes, praise the perfectly mystical soundtrack featuring rock's favorite witch, Stevie Nicks, and decipher the meaning behind many… interesting superstitions. Tune in to find out who we're doing a blood oath with and if we'd resurrect someone from the dead! Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes now coming on Mondays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    1h 4m

  4. 10/05/2024

    White People Love to Separate | Scary Movie 2 | Lounge Lizards

    While spooky season has a mandatory watchlist of horror films, witchy romcoms, and unsettling thrillers, us Lounge Lizards decided to kick off our Halloween watch party with a classic horror spoof, Scary Movie 2 — because nothing is more on brand for Ashlynn and Kate than to pick the least obvious movie choice (not even the OG Scary Movie??) Join us as we chat about Halloween, the Wayans Family dynasty, and dissect the comedic genius of the first two Scary Movies! In true Lounge Lizard form, we play a rousing game of FMK and also pitch our own spoof movies. 👻 Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes now coming on Mondays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    44 min

  5. 09/26/2024

    What Part? | RHOSLC S5 EP1 | Lounge Lizards

    Catch us in the après ski lounge — where the drinks are chilled, but the drama is sizzling! On this week's episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate head across the country to Mormon territory exploring the fascinating lives of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We're celebrating the fifth season premiere of Bravo's hit franchise — trying to serve our own taglines, chat about how we're Meredith Marks and Lisa Barlow apologists, and wonder how we'd fare as Bravo housewives… Join us as we discuss the evolution of this franchise, and how this season seems to negate any naysayers that didn't think it would level up post-exit of last season's villain, Monica. Will Meredith and Whitney team up together to release a bath bomb collaboration? Who will Mary M. Cosby call inbred now that Heather is Ozempic-ified? Is Bronwyn wearing a costume or couture? Come sit on the couch with us! Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    54 min

  6. 09/19/2024

    Yassify or Not To Yassify | Uglies | Lounge Lizards

    Are you an Ugly or are you a Pretty? On this week's episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about the recently released Netflix fever dream, Uglies, based on the YA series written by Scott Westerfeld. This movie has everything a preteen is looking for in a dystopian future — hoverboards, Instagram filters, and evil hot people! Listen as we try to understand the psyche behind McG's directing choices, the tuneless EDM bops on the soundtrack, and whether or not we'd get plastic surgery for a better tomorrow! What would you change about yourself if it meant "saving the world?" Would you let Laverne Cox give you a fierce makeover? Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes now coming on Mondays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod Linkies: Scathing Rotten Tomatoes Review: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/uglies Glenn Close/Ken Doll Tweet: https://x.com/MediumSizeMeech/status/1835364862051938430 Uglies is Impressively Bad Tweet: https://x.com/modeltits/status/1834998516592034200   What's the Street Sayin'  It's what's on the inside that counts, but unfortunately Uglies doesn't have much going on in there, either.

    52 min

  7. 09/12/2024

    Is Grandma ALWAYS watching over you? | BeetleJuice 2 | Lounge Lizards

    Just be warned…if you say it once more, there shall be chaos and hell in store! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate review Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the sequel to the 1988 cult classic created by living legend, Tim Burton. In case you were wondering if this sequel could ever live up to the OG — we will certainly give you the tea!  We're discussing WHY certain cast members may not be available for the sequel * DRAMA*, how we'd want to hitch a ride on the Soul Train, and how Tim Burton is always casting his latest squeeze in his films. See if you can stack up against Kate's knowledge of Tim Burton cinematography, pick your own FMK partners from the franchise, and drop a line about whatever song you'd choose to up the "Day-O" ante! Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes now coming on Mondays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    53 min

  8. 08/29/2024

    In Space, No One Can Feel the AC… | Alien : Romulus | Lounge Lizards

    Aaaaand we're back! Your resident Lounge Lizards have made a full recovery from Covid-19, but we're still recovering from the terror of the newest installment in the Alien franchise, Alien: Romulus. We discuss our new obsession, Alamo Drafthouse, try to make sense of the first twenty minutes of the film, and debate how we'd fair against the Xenomorphs. Who are you introducing an alien to? Would you rather fight an alien or a robot? Do you think you could make it past the Xenomorphs without getting attacked? We're prepping for the inevitable proof that alien life really does exist, so we need answers!! Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes on Thursdays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you're hearing, please show us some love in the form of a rating and a comment! Love ya!!!! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37 Follow the pod on IG: @loungelizardspodcast Follow the pod on X (aka Twitter): @loungelizardpod

    51 min
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WELCOME TO LOUNGE LIZARDS! The time has come for you and your beloved partner to snuggle up on the couch and select your evening entertainment. Is the next civil war brewing as you switch between the never-ending bundle of streaming services? Are you fearful of your boyfriend forcing you to watch yet another anime series? Are you dying to theorize what colleges the Euphoria kids will attend in season three? Or maybe you and your honey just watched Anyone But You, and you NEED to discuss whether or not Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell are hamsters in human suits…plot twist, they are. Put down that remote and let your Lounge Lizards help you out! Come follow the kookiest couple, comedian/podcaster Ashlynn Salzano and actor/writer Kate Ryan as they review their favorites, old and new. Each episode will be filled with wild conspiracy theories, stimulating games, and more to make you feel like the third in our relationship. We promise to bring the taste, the giggles, and the gaaaay honey! New eps releasing on Thursdays. Mwah! Follow Ashlynn on IG: @ashlynnsalzano Follow Kate on IG: @kateryan37

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  • Creator
    Ashlynn Salzano & Kate Ryan
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024
  • Show Website
    Lounge Lizards Podcast