Parlez Vous Hockey

Simon Orchard and Adam Clifford
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Dual Olympian Simon Orchard and hockey journo Adam Clifford follow the fortunes of Australia's hockey teams on route to the 2024 Paris Olympics.

  1. 12/17/2025

    Big Names Axed In Hockeyroos Shakeup

    0:11 - Poor Hattie Shand 0:51 - Bye Bye Brooks, Pickering, Smith and Schonell 1:33 - Where's Alice Arnott at? 2:17 - Can our goalkeepers win us a shootout? 2:50 - Sarah Byrnes back from Belgium with a bang 4:06: Everyone loves a comeback 4:40 - Liv Downes and Neasa Flynn enter the chat 6:07 - What's Claire Colwill's best position? 6:58 - Dolkens the defender 7:32 - Who is 'Moo'? 8:27 - Speed kills feat. Jade Smith 10:09 - Who is next up?

    12 min

  2. 12/16/2025

    Orch Breaks Down The 2026 Kookaburra Squad

    0:24 - Orch breaks the media embargo (accidentally) 0:51 - Are Davis Atkin and Jayden Atkinson the spider man meme? 2:26 - Dylan Downey will play 200 games for Australia 3:12 - Is Cam Geddes the next Tom Craig? 3:58 - Is Ian Grobelaar a potential liability in field play? 5:30 - Marais the midfielder 5:53 - Here comes Mighty Magnus 6:57 - Otter-back by name, midfielder by nature 7:55 - Lachy 'The Bolter' Rogers and Tassie Dynasty? 8:43 - Warming to Welch 9:10 - Where are Tom Craig, Tim Brand, Lachy Sharp and Tim Howard? 10:00 - Development Squad aka The Next Wave 10:31 - Who got dropped?

    12 min

  3. 08/21/2024

    All Good Things Come To An End...The Parlez Vous Hockey Awards Show Finale

    Orch and Cliffo are back for one last crack (not a cocaine joke) at Parlez Vous Hockey before they disappear off into obscurity. In the episode noone was waiting for, the boys hand out end of Olympic Games awards like the Matt Dawson biggest regret gong, the Anthony Ammirati dick-move of the tournament award, the Raygun Imposter trophy plus plenty more. Powered by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Old Young's⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Use the below discount code to get 15% off all Old Young's online purchases Code - MATTDAWSONSFINGER

    57 min
  4. A Brutal 24 Hours For Australian Hockey

    08/07/2024

    A Brutal 24 Hours For Australian Hockey

    Amid controversy, bad luck and poor form, the Kookaburras and Hockeyroos have crashed out of the Paris Olympics. Strap yourselves in as Orch and Cliffo dust of the disappointment and dissect both quarter-final losses. The Old Young's 'High, Low, Buffalo' and Voodoo Vault are on the agenda too! Powered by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Old Young's⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Use the below discount code to get 15% off all Old Young's online purchases Code - MATTDAWSONSFINGER

    28 min
  5. Day 6ish - It's Win Or Go Home Time

    08/04/2024

    Day 6ish - It's Win Or Go Home Time

    The pool stage is over and our Kookaburras and Hockeyroos are steaming towards two blockbuster quarterfinals. On the show today... We spare a thought for some unlucky characters, the Hockeyroos go back to the PCA well, the Kookas need a lesson in pressure, Cliffo takes a deep dive into the stats and Al Pacino features as well! The Old Young's 'High, Low, Buffalo' and Voodoo Vault provide plenty of fodder for debate as always. Powered by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Old Young's⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Use the below discount code to get 15% off all Old Young's online purchases Code - MATTDAWSONSFINGER

    23 min
  6. Day 5 - Kookas Bounce Back And Resilient Roos

    08/01/2024

    Day 5 - Kookas Bounce Back And Resilient Roos

    The boys knock over another episode of Parlez Vous Hockey after an exciting night of Olympic action. First dates, 5-irons, soul selling behaviour and TV commentary are all on the agenda. The Old Young's 'High, Low, Buffalo' and Voodoo Vault feature as usual. Powered by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Old Young's⁠⁠⁠⁠. Use the below discount code to get 15% off all Old Young's online purchases Code - MATTDAWSONSFINGER

    22 min
  7. Day 4 - Roos Romp while Kookas Collapse

    07/31/2024

    Day 4 - Roos Romp while Kookas Collapse

    After a much-needed sleep in, Orch and Cliffo are back with the latest episode of Parlez Vous Hockey. They hang a goal in the Louvre, talk pesky corner flags, compare Hattie Shand to Adam Sandler and welcome back a dear friend following the latest matchday of Olympic hockey action. As always, they play Old Young's 'High, Low, Buffalo', and the Voodoo Vault is opened once again! Powered by ⁠⁠⁠Old Young's⁠⁠⁠. Use the below discount code to get 15% off all Old Young's online purchases Code - MATTDAWSONSFINGER

    17 min
  8. Day 3 - All We Do Is Win, Win, Win...No Matter What

    07/29/2024

    Day 3 - All We Do Is Win, Win, Win...No Matter What

    Both the women and the men got the business done in Day 3 action. The Hockeyroos belted Great Britian not long after the Kookaburras fended off Ireland. The video referral, 'biff' and high fives are all on the agenda as the boys play Old Young's 'High, Low, Buffalo', while the Voodoo Vault giveaways continue. Powered by ⁠⁠Old Young's⁠⁠. Use the below discount code to get 15% off all Old Young's online purchases Code - MATTDAWSONSFINGER

    16 min
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Dual Olympian Simon Orchard and hockey journo Adam Clifford follow the fortunes of Australia's hockey teams on route to the 2024 Paris Olympics.

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  • Creator
    Simon Orchard and Adam Clifford
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Simon Orchard and Adam Clifford
  • Show Website
    Parlez Vous Hockey