Devils For Hire

C.R. Lavallee
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The year is 2049. The world is a changed place. A state of devolution following World War 3. The last of humanity has scattered to various sanctuaries across the land. Haunted by the terrors brought on by the nuclear apocalypse: Mutants, Zombies, Yetis, and Marauders - the merciless scavengers and displaced soldiers of the last great war. The last hope for what's left of humanity is a team of mercenaries. Elite soldiers from the old world known as the Devils Unit. **This program contains extreme violence, language, and sexuality and should not be heard by the easily offended or children**

Episodes

  1. Episode 10: Gunopoly

    11/03/2025

    Episode 10: Gunopoly

    With their sanctuary's power completely drained, the Devil's Unit must now find a new source of energy. They will have to infiltrate the most dangerous place imaginable and steal a stockpile of plutonium. But first, they will have to take the weapons and vehicles left over from the battlefield and make a trade with another mercenary group for fuel to get there. The only problem, Rodney is aware, and is using the only tool at its disposal to stop the Devil's Unit from intruding - broadcasting fake news to tarnish their name and make them an enemy of the people in the surrounding lands, with hopes the Devils will be destroyed before they can access Rodney's sanctuary. This episode is dedicated to the voice of The Bear, on his 50th birthday today... Who is not in this episode, but is chasing that rainbow nonetheless. Featuring original music from Diddlestein and the Load Warrior Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    37 min
  2. Episode 9: Rodney is Ristening

    05/04/2025

    Episode 9: Rodney is Ristening

    With Mr. Tickles out of the way, all that's left threatening Manhattan now is what's left of his army. But unfortunately for the Devil's Unit and the people of Manhattan, their power supply now hangs by a thread. Their only chance for survival now is to divert all the remaining power into an experimental weapon Isosceles has created to destroy the last of the enemy. If this works, the next mission will be to find a massive power source to quickly replenish their systems. But until they do, they will be completely vulnerable to attack. A mysterious location with an excess of power does exist, but getting to it is incredibly risky... If they aren't quiet. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    30 min
  3. Episode 8: Little Red Riding Ramone

    03/29/2025

    Episode 8: Little Red Riding Ramone

    After a botched night incursion on Mr. Tickles' compound, the Devil's Unit find themselves waking up from a deployed gas grenade as restrained prisoners, prepped for a gruesome interrogation before being brought to meet Mr. Tickles. But they're not alone. An old friend has also been captured. And a new friend has just realized a peculiar ability which may just aid in their escape, and the rescue of Max. It's a race against time to complete this mission before all of Manhattan's defensive power is depleted back home. Can they do it? I don't know. Listen to the G-Dang episode and find out for yourself. Geez. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    53 min
  4. Episode 7: Story Time

    02/03/2025

    Episode 7: Story Time

    As the second half of Devils For Hire, Season 1 is in production, the incredibly unincredible creator of the show C.R. Lavallee sits down and reads two of his original short stories. Story 1: People Who Lick Book Pages and the Space-time Continuum. Story 2: The Dragon's Cave. Devils For Hire will be back soon. In the mean time, enjoy!

    16 min
  5. Episode 6: Marauding in the Night (mid-season finale)

    08/04/2024

    Episode 6: Marauding in the Night (mid-season finale)

    While Manhatten Sanctuary is relentlessly bombarded with rockets and mutant insurgents, the Devils Unit uses the advantage of night to slip away in their secret stealth bomber and head to the suspected location of Mr. Tickles's hideout. They must parachute in and covertly infiltrate the compound, but soon learn that Mr. Tickles has a few surprises in store for them. They learn that undertaking this task may not be possible without a little extra backup. But who can help them now behind enemy lines and in total darkness? Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    48 min
  6. Episode 5: Road War Peoples

    07/29/2024

    Episode 5: Road War Peoples

    As Rusty and Max make their way home by foot, Mr Tickles's army has already reached the gates of Manhattan and is demanding the surrender of Jade and Brian. Now they must come up with a plan to deal with Tickles and his army at the same time before their sanctuary runs out of power and loses its defense capabilities. Rusty and Max also run into some familiar enemies on the road who must be dealt with before they can link back up with Jade and the crew at Manhattan Sanctuary. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    35 min
  7. Episode 4: Granny Tickles

    07/21/2024

    Episode 4: Granny Tickles

    After some unforseen events, the unit has finally made it home, with some extra intel on Mr Tickles' ambitions. But Mr Tickles has gathered some intel of his own... Meanwhile, Brian gets reacquainted with an old foe, and Rusty and Max get the day off... Which is sure to lead to trouble on the road... While they're away on some leisure time, the rest of the unit takes a closer look at their new pet Yeti Ramone, and they make an interesting discovery. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    39 min
  8. Episode 3: Sh*t Tightens Up

    07/15/2024

    Episode 3: Sh*t Tightens Up

    The Bear has allowed Rusty, Max, and Brian to leave Oasis Sanctuary to rescue his old friend Jade, with some terms, and has provided them with weapons and a spare Bulk Semen delivery truck, which Rusty is very reluctant to accept. Now they must find Jade, before she is taken to Mr. Tickles. Meanwhile, Jade uses her counter-terrorism training to really "get to know" her captors, inside and out. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    27 min
  9. Episode 2: Black Angus Down

    07/08/2024

    Episode 2: Black Angus Down

    After securing the clown - Detective Brian Lofton - the Devil's Unit is en route back to their home sanctuary known as Manhattan where their boss, who also has a history with Brian, intends to brief him on what's going on and retrieve the highly valuable knowledge that Brian possesses about the evil Tickles the Clown.  But a careless flight path leads them out in the open where they are shot down, and soon become separated and held hostage by bored Russian Marauders who are up to some mischief.  To survive, the unit must now rely on their training, and the help of Jade's old Commander...  Who has a dark history with Rusty. Featuring original music by Aaron Nelson with the song "Pour it Strong",  and "Friendship Boat" with special permission from Diddlestein and the Load Warrior. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    57 min
  10. Episode 1: Operation Snatch

    07/01/2024

    Episode 1: Operation Snatch

    The Devil's Unit has been dispatched to capture a high value target - Brian Lofton, a former detective with the Winnipeg Police Department's sex crimes unit who has a history and first-hand knowledge of the leader of a gang of flesh eating rapists who intend to enslave all of the surrounding sanctuaries.   With the help of Brian's old partner - a former member of Canada's Emergency Response Team, the Unit has been able to pin point his location to a convoy of prisoners in a remote Canadian location where they are exposed to nuclear winter, solar radiation, and the presence of Yetis.  It's a race against time to capture Brian, before his mortal enemy does first. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Dave 'Lindy" Lindberg.  Thank you for the broadcasting and production knowledge you've shared, and the inspiration you've given your students. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    32 min

  11. SEASON 1 TRAILER

    Devils For Hire Trailer 2

    Coming soon.

    4 min

  12. TRAILER

    Devils For Hire Trailer 1

    Devils For Hire

    1 min

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About

The year is 2049. The world is a changed place. A state of devolution following World War 3. The last of humanity has scattered to various sanctuaries across the land. Haunted by the terrors brought on by the nuclear apocalypse: Mutants, Zombies, Yetis, and Marauders - the merciless scavengers and displaced soldiers of the last great war. The last hope for what's left of humanity is a team of mercenaries. Elite soldiers from the old world known as the Devils Unit. **This program contains extreme violence, language, and sexuality and should not be heard by the easily offended or children**

Information

  • Creator
    C.R. Lavallee
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © C.R. Lavallee
  • Show Website
    Devils For Hire