Too Fake Friends

Too Fake Friends

Two friends talking about everything and anything.

  1. 09/24/2025

    Talking Stage Fidelity, Parental Investment & Insurance As A Safety Net.

    Like, follow and share. We are everywhere your friends listen to their podcast. On this episode, we discuss so many thingsssss. We start off with discussing Tolu's baldness. We then move to touch a bit of social prejudice. We discussed fidelity during talking stages, the cancellation of the Jimmy Kimmel show and Nigerian christian's reaction to Charlie Kirk's death. We moved to discussing social media personalities as a juxtaposition with in real life personalities. Next, we move on to discussing parenting, from the perspective of provision and presence. We end with discussing insurance as a financial tool and touch on black tax. PS: If you're in Nigeria, you can watch Scenes From A Marriage on Showmax. If you know what Tolu and Emmanuella look like, who is cuter? Emmanuella. LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT AND LISTEN AGAIN. Pleaseeee!!! 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♂️

    1h 14m

  2. 09/10/2025

    Net Worth, Profitability vs Growth & Radical Honesty with Femi

    Like, follow and share. We are everywhere your friends listen to their podcast. On this delayed episode, we have our friend, Femi over to discuss our next financial goals. Tolu wants to be a millionaire in dollars, and we explore that. We 'delve' into the financial instability that comes with entrepreneurship. On the back of Chowdeck's $9m raise, we share our opinions on whether African startups should chase profitability or growth. We discuss the oxymoron of VC demands and expectations. We also answer what we would do if the world was ending. Off the back of that, we talk about radical honesty in close relationships. As always, Emmanuella never skips an opportuinity to drag the wretchedness of Nigerian 'elites'. We branch off into discussing luxury fashion in Nigeria. We didn't forget to chipper a bit about the Lagos dating scene. We'd like to hear from you on what you'll do if you find out the world ends in a week, but no one else knows this. LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT AND LISTEN AGAIN. Pleaseeee!!! 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♂️

    1h 24m

  3. 08/01/2025

    $1B Job Offers, Creator Feedback Culture & Romantic Dopamine.

    First of all, follow or subscribe, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. On this very non-impromptu episode, we discuss billionaire friendships. We are not obsessed with Meta, I promise, but we talked about the ridiculous compesation offers Zuck is shopping for talent with. Why is it hard to critique Nigerian creators? we pondered (lmao). We also spoke about the quality of Nigerian movies. We touched a little bit on premarital sex guilt and explored Y Combinator's 2025 Fall Request for startup lists. This led us to talk about just how much AI can disrupt consulting. Figma had an IPO! And we touched a bit on the evolution of product companies in Nigeria. Finally, we discussed long term relationships and the discomfort that comes with the boredom of stability; how inevitable is it and when to opt out. We spoke a bit about how realistic it is to just opt out and finally we explore alternatives for managing it. We wrap up with things you think you should check out and narrate what would happen to your vendor when you try to buy Otedola's book in traffic. LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT AND LISTEN AGAIN. Pleaseeee!!! 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♂️

    1h 24m

  4. 07/16/2025

    Edible Gummies, A Future With AI & Some Nigerianisms

    We're back. We're back. We're backkkkk. or not? 🙃 On this episode of the pod, we catch you up to some of the highlights of our life in the past months. We touched high tax as a migration concern for high income earners. We also spoke a lot about AI; the war for talent, when it would take over our jobs and what living in an AGI era might look like. Then we hopped into discussing the Nigerianisms of the 'elite'. We also spoke about friendships. Who knew your friends only like you because you are single and what are post marriage ethics. We ended with Tolu informing us of his extensive research on rise of polyamory in Lagos. ps: If Emmanuella's date listens to this podcast, pretend like you didn't and act normal. LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE so that we'd release the next episode soon enough. Ta daaa.

    1h 38m

  5. 02/20/2025

    Kemi's Immigration Proposal, Celebrity Role Models And The 65th Grammy's

    On this episode, we cantankerously discussed UK's immigration policy, friendship dynamics, celebrity role models, what makes a date and the 65th Grammy award night. Please hit like, subscribe, follow, share and whatever other button you find on your screen. We'd like to hire a production manager, but we need to know it's worth our time.

    1h 18m

  6. 02/05/2025

    Dirty December, Startup Life & 2025 Outlook

    Happy New Year!!! 🥳 We started this season recording an episode sitting in the same space (forgive our audio). We talked about our holidays, our personal 2025 outlook and startup life.

    1h 3m

  7. 11/21/2024

    Commandments of Dating For Men, Agency Banking and AI vs Crypto with Adebola

    We got mics! We are officially podcast bro and sis. 🥳 On this episode, we have Adebola join us. Tolu had a weird manufactured white people problem and then we dissected a Reddit dilemma? We also talked about the boundaries of exes and friends dating, shared 5 key tips with men on dating, gave opinions on what should happen with agency banking, we discussed the new ‘Andela for AI’ in town, the crypto bull run as well as, AI vs Crypto for VC funding. PS: We are still figuring out getting perfect audio, so bear with us. 🫶🏾 We’d like to host an intimate live show in December/January. Let us know if you’d like this. Don’t forget to share, like and tell your friends about us.

    1h 37m

  8. 11/12/2024

    Cross Border Payments, Exits and Tech Reporting with Nnanna

    It’s our 10th episode!!! 🎉🎉 On this episode, we had Nnanna join us! We found out that Tolu is now an advanced adult- he set up a Christmas tree in October?? We talked a bit about sharing and hoarding things that we are sentimental about with people we love. Congratulations to Man U fans for the ETH firing. We spent good time talking about cross border payments, acquisitions in the tech ecosystem and journalism in the African tech ecosystem. PS: Man City has since this episode lost matches back to back 4 times!!! Talk about mid. Please share with, and recommend to your friends, follow and leave comments for us.

    1h 31m
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Two friends talking about everything and anything.

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  • Creator
    Too Fake Friends
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Too Fake Friends
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