Horror Movie Reviews

Alan Smithee
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I review horror movies, talk about the horror industry and give my thoughts on all thing gore and scary. Be good people and take in a good scare everyday.

  1. 07/24/2025

    Final Destination Franchise Review+Bloodlines

    Horror Movie Reviews

  2. 07/21/2025

    Every Horror Movie I Saw Since My Last Podcast Episode

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  3. 05/25/2025

    Fear Street: Prom Queen RANT

    I’m back, horror fiends! Sorry for the break—I’ve been super sick (like, ghost-in-the-attic level sick), but I couldn’t stay away from horror forever. In this episode, I dive deep into the disaster that is Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025). I watched it at 3am while dying (not literally), and let me tell you... this movie might’ve made me sicker. From cliché characters and cringey dialogue to a killer that looks like they shopped on Amazon at midnight, this slasher missed every mark. If you love rage-filled rants, sickbed sarcasm, and hearing how a horror movie managed to Rickroll me in 2025, you’ll want to stick around.

  4. 05/10/2025

    Every Horror Movie I Saw In April 2025

    Hello, welcome back to the horror movie reviews podcast. Today, we’ll be looking at every single horror movie I saw this month, what it's reviewed, where you can watch it, what I thought of it, and what it's about without spoilers. I saw a wide range of horror this month, from sci-fi thrillers like Companion to whatever you call The Skin I Live In.

  5. 04/28/2025

    Sinners Review!

    Sinners is a 2025 American horror film written, co-produced, and directed by Ryan Coogler. Set in 1932 in the Mississippi Delta, the film stars Michael B. Jordan in dual roles as twin brothers who return to their hometown to start again, only to be confronted by a supernatural evil. The film also features Hailee Steinfeld, Miles Caton, Jack O'Connell, Wunmi Mosaku, Jayme Lawson, Omar Miller, and Delroy Lindo.

  6. 04/16/2025

    Drop Review!

    Drop is a 2025 American thriller film directed by Christopher Landon and written by Jillian Jacobs and Chris Roach. It stars Meghann Fahy, Brandon Sklenar, Violett Beane, and Jeffery Self. In the film, a widowed mother receives threatening messages during her first date in years, which cause her to question her date and fear for her safety.   please ignore the bad audio. ENJOY!!!

  7. 04/01/2025

    Every Horror Movie I Saw in MARCH 2025

    This month was packed with horror—some masterpieces, some disasters, and a whole lot in between. I’m breaking down every single horror movie I watched in March 2025, from obscure deep cuts to new releases and old favorites. Expect unfiltered opinions, brutal honesty, and maybe even a few controversial takes. Did I discover a new all-time favorite? Did something make me want to shut it off halfway through? Tune in to find out.

  8. 03/28/2025

    Final Destination Bloodlines Countdown (1/7) Every Kill Ranked!

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I review horror movies, talk about the horror industry and give my thoughts on all thing gore and scary. Be good people and take in a good scare everyday.

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  • Creator
    Alan Smithee
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    76
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Horror Movie Reviews