The Ones That Got Away

Beverly Mitchell and Lorna Ahern

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This podcast follows the daily antics of best friends, Beverly and Lorna, both from Cork, Ireland, and who are currently living life Down Under! They share past memories and stories from their lives and you know for a fact you are sure to crack a smile listening to these two girls. Think funny, unfiltered fun! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6D AGO

S2 : Ep 14 - The Girls Who Went Down a Rabbit Hole

THIS CONTENT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY The girls are BACK from work together for the last time. Yes, Lorna actually went up for work after being told she couldn’t go last week. Things move FAST around here and she QUAT! End of an era but nothing will break the friendship of these two. The girls start the day at Meraki Pilates and talk about the magic and importance of real sisterhood. When you’re surrounded by driven, ambitious women, you can’t help but level up. Energy is contagious so choose a circle that pushes you higher and dream big Squirrels! TRIGGER WARNING: In today’s episode, the girls get into some darker topics and unpack what’s happening in the world right now. It’s a heavy one. They share what’s been flooding their algorithms, talk through some hard truths, and try to bring a little clarity to the chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 12m
FEB 23

S2 : Ep 13 - The Girl Who Was Naked in the Knee High Boots

The girls are back for lucky episode 13… running on vibes and approximately four hours of sleep. Lorna (shockingly) still made it to yoga but was the only one as the teacher never showed up while Beverly chose self-care and extra ZZZs. Then… the bombshell. Lorna is officially leaving FIFOland because she QUAAAAAT. The end of an era. Crazy!! She’s Dubai-bound before making the big move to Sydney by herself but don’t panic Squirrels the podcast isn’t going anywhere. Bev spills the tea on her Valentine’s date with Steven where she felt like the baddest bitch in town and casually mentions she smashed yet another Naked Comedy gig (honestly, the biggest balls of anyone we know). The girls recap their chaos-filled adventures with the gang which included sandboarding in Lancelin, a pirate themed bar and Fringe World’s Pleasure Island. To top it off? A call mid record from their supervisor that flips Lorna’s final week upside down. Proof that life can change at the drop of a hat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr
FEB 16

S2 : Ep 12 - The Girl Who Got a Humpty Dumpty

The girls kick off feeling suspiciously grounded after all the yoga they’ve been doing lately… who even are they? Somehow, Zyzz is the first topic of the day and yes, the question is asked: “Are you mirin’, bruh?” Bev shares her experience performing in the Naked Comedy Show for the second year in a row. If she can get up on stage with t**s and c**t out then she can truly do anything and honestly, we’re taking notes. Lorna recounts what may have been the worst massage of her life. $99 to be aggressively pinched for an hour by a woman dressed like a sexy scientist. Trauma or comedy? You decide. All for the sake of the podcast squirrels 🐿️ The Year of the Fire Horse officially begins today and the girls break down the fiery energy ahead along with 5 powerful things you can do today to align yourself and make the most of this Chinese new year! Grounded… chaotic… enlightened… unhinged. Just another episode with the ones that got away 💅 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 10m
FEB 9

S2 : Ep 11 - The Girls Who Were Squirrels With A Sold Out Show

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HECKKKKKK The girls just did their Perth Fringe show… and it SOLD OUT… yes you heard us. SOLD. OUT. They’re still riding the absolute high from the love in the room, the messages before and after, and the unreal support. Honestly… how lucky are they to have this community?! In this episode, the girls debrief the whole night ; the pre-show nerves, the backstage chaos, the goss, and how the show actually came together. And with the response they got… let’s just say, there might need to be more shows… Keep your eyes and ears peeled. Also, the ongoing battle continues: what are we calling our listeners?! Current front-runner: Squirrels 🐿️ (because at the end of the day… we’re just squirrels. ADHD girls unite.) Let us know your opinion! One more massive thank you to everyone who came, showed love, and made it unforgettable. We cannot wait to see more of you around Australia in the coming months. Wooooo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 1m
FEB 2

S2 : Ep 10 - The Girl Who Sent a Nude as a Thank You

The girls are back in the studio for a chin wag about absolutely everything and anything and this episode is dedicated to anyone celebrating their birthday today on February 3rd. Woo! Happy birthday you sexy Aquarius!! The girls agree the world has officially gone mad, but as Moma Shaza (Lorna’s mom) wisely says: “F**k ’em, girl.” And just like that… the 2026 mantra is born. Meanwhile, Beverly discovers her hidden talent as the best yogi “hummer” in class. She also shares the traumatic childhood nose incident that left her with a deviated septum. Damn you, Brandon. Lorna updates us on the date with the mystery man the psychic predicted… will there be a second date? We shall see. Another potential suitor cancelled on her and let’s just say, the girls are not impressed. We also read out listener breakup stories and… they are WILD. You girls do not hold back. To finish, Lorna and Beverly each share three things they’re grateful for and invite you to do the same. From now on, this is how every episode will close. P. S they’re bringing back the words “dacent” and “scanty”. And don’t forget… TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GIRLS’ LIVE SHOW AT PERTH FRINGE. Get your tickets in the link below 🎟️✨ fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 3m
JAN 26

S2 : Ep 9 - The Girl Who Let Out Her Inner Lesbian

Lorna kicks things off with a wild story about a friend’s Nana getting caught riding in the house - yes, you read that correctly. Proof you’re never too old to get your bit. Nanny is an absolute icon. The girls attempt the viral owl trend that’s taken over social media… but “who” did it better? Lorna and Beverly admit they happily live in La La Land especially when drama is unfolding around them and they haven’t a clue what’s going on (they’ll be keeping it that way). Just beep boop bopping through life and having a laugh is their prerogative. Lorna follows up on last week’s psychic cliffhanger about her love life and the coincidences are honestly jaw-droppingly WEIRD! The girls start unpacking the wild things people do post-breakup, and why heartbreak can send you slightly off the rails. They confess the unhinged things they did after their own breakups and talk about “the septum girl theory”. The episode wraps up with Beverly explaining to Lorna what is going on with Beckham family feud and the drama that has the Internet in a chokehold! THE GIRLS ARE PERFORMING AT PERTH FRINGE NEXT WEEK 5th FEBRUARY !!!!! THE RED ROOM, LEEDERVILLE AT 6PM GET YOUR TICKETS BELOW 🎟️ fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 10m
JAN 19

S2 : Ep 8 - The Girl Who Makes Pistachio Flavoured Ice-Cream

The girls walked into the studio this week (very late, as usual) expecting a normal recording… only to find two men already in there. What started as an accidental crossover quickly turned into a future quartet collab with one small problem… profanity is not allowed on the boys’ podcast. Lorna shares how she was mistakenly identified as the local thief in a pharmacy thanks to a painfully innocent mix-up, while Beverly reveals the shocking story of how she manifested sharting before this week’s podcast recording. Yes. You read that correctly. The girls may be elite manifesters, but this episode proves you really do need to be careful what you wish for. EWWW. BALLBAG. From there, Lorna takes us through a 2026 manifesting mini-workshop, sharing her top three manifestation techniques and then drops a wild fourth method that most people would never expect… yet it may be one of the most sexy, powerful and potent ways to attract exactly what you desire. The girls also dive into gratitude, presence, and finding magic in the mundanity of life reminding us that joy doesn’t only live in big moments, but in grocery store aisles, margaritas and ordinary days. And finally, Beverly tells the story of leaving a book on a train - a moment the girls are convinced was destined to change the life of the stranger who found it… because the universe really does work in weird and wonderful ways. If you’re in Perth, don’t forget to grab your tickets in the link below for the girl’s live podcast show for the Perth Fringe! 5th Feb at 6pm in the Red Room, Leederville https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

40 min
JAN 12

S2 : Ep 7 - The Girl With The Parasitic Ass

HELLO TWENTY TWENTY-SIX! Sorry Bev and Lorna ghosted you last week… The girls physically weren’t together, and as you know, chaos only works when they're in the same room. In this first episode of the year, Lorna and Beverly catch up on Christmas and New Year spent on opposite sides of the continent — from magic mushrooms to casually meeting a fella’s parents in New Zealand on a second date... Crazy? Standard behaviour tbh. We deep dive into the ins and outs of the year with their official review system: Beep Boop BOPS and Beep Boop FLOPS. Expect wild sex stories, questionable decisions, and one VERY unusual night of “show and tell” featuring Beverly, Lorna… and Kate (who is now under speculation that she is AI). Plus, they introduce one of the newest stars of the show, Heidi, and get hyped for their Perth Fringe show on Feb 5 — tickets are on sale now - link below! https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026 Thank you so much for your support so far and the girls can't wait to see what 2026 has in store!! xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 11m

This podcast follows the daily antics of best friends, Beverly and Lorna, both from Cork, Ireland, and who are currently living life Down Under! They share past memories and stories from their lives and you know for a fact you are sure to crack a smile listening to these two girls. Think funny, unfiltered fun! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creator

Beverly Mitchell and Lorna Ahern
Years Active

2024 - 2026
Episodes

30
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Beverly Mitchell and Lorna Ahern
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