Gilded Trash

Scott Reed & Crystal Reed
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Society & Culture
  • Semimonthly

Married couple, Comedian Scott Reed and creator Crystal Reed dig into the world's weirdest corners from home base in Johnstown, PA. Expect paranormal field trips, Rust Belt history, Appalachian culture, local legends and guest conversations - with plenty of laughs and tangents on human behavior, technology, and ancient history. You'll feel like you're sitting at the kitchen table with these two as they weave personal stories into big questions and unexpected discoveries.  Stay Trashy! 

  1. 1d ago

    Are Yinz Sheeple? Propaganda in Plain Sight

    Send us Fan Mail Is it propaganda, or just capitalism being lazy? Crystal and Scott dig into the PR playbook that's been shaping what you eat, buy, believe, and salute for over a century.  We start with Edward Bern's, freud's nephew and the father of modern PR, and his greatest hits: Torches of Freedom, bacon and eggs, and a few darker campaigns.  Then we hit lobster-fed pigs, Listerine inventing bad breath, a national anthem set to a bar song, a pledge written to sell flags, and Johnstown's own history as a company town.  Somewhere in there we figure out the difference between having choices and having freedom.  If you're struggling: We talk about Anthony Bourdain and suicide in this episode. If you or someone you know is struggling, call or text 988 to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (US), any time, day or night. You're not alone, and reaching out is not a weakness.  In this episode: Propaganda vs. programmingEdward Bern's, Propaganda (1928), and the birth of PRTorches of Freedom, bacon and eggs, and orange juice for breakfastWhen lobster was prison foodListerine and the 'halitosis appeal'John Taylor Gatto and the hidden curriculum of schoolThe Trivium: how people use to learn to thinkThe national anthem, the Pledge, and patriotismThe Nayirah testimony and the Gulf War Cattail flour, sugar vs. fat, and 'Got Milk?'Johnstown, PA as a company townDiamond, the Disney Vault, and Beanie BabiesLearn to Discern Fact Checking: 'Banana Republic' was coined by O. Henry in 1904Cattail flour is actually gluten free and is not 3000x over flourEngland's Elizabeth I enforced 'fish days' to prop up the fishing fleetThe disability research cited is about SSDI rolls after plant closures not the ADAThe Nayirah incubator story was never proven  Send us your weird Support the show

    Are Yinz Sheeple? Propaganda in Plain Sight

  2. 3d ago

    Campfire Stories: Yinzer Edition

    Send us Fan Mail Halloween night is supposed to be fun until you hear someone describe the exact sound of boots crossing a kitchen floor, feel the bed dip like a person just sat down, and realize you can’t move. We kick off this bonus mini-episode by swapping two scary stories, starting with a first-person encounter in 1990s Waynesboro, Pennsylvania: a young mom alone with her toddlers encounters something in her bedroom. But did she call upon it?  From there, we head up the mountain to Penmar on the Mason-Dixon line, where old resort-era mansions still sit like time capsules. The legend we share isn’t just a haunted house story, it’s a whole chain of events: two kids seeing an old man in a top hat and a mean old woman, a séance where the medium refuses to let one spirit speak because it feels “pure evil,” and a flood of attempted cleansings that only make the home feel less safe.  The hardest part is what comes next: a psychic’s claim about an infant spirit and a gruesome tragedy tied to an affair, followed years later by a chance meeting that could tie it all together.  If you like paranormal podcasts, shadow people stories, séance lore, and haunted house mysteries with emotional stakes, this one’s for you. Subscribe, share this with a friend who loves ghost stories, and leave us a review, then tell us: what do you think these people actually experienced? Send us your weird Support the show

    Campfire Stories: Yinzer Edition

  3. Oct 13

    G'Bless Yinz: Superstitions, Black cats, and bad luck

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from festival weekends and a Pittsburgh concert high into a surprisingly deep dive on why humans cling to superstitions. We trace everyday habits like knocking on wood, fearing black cats, spilling salt, and saying bless you back through ancient history, culture clashes, and the psychology of perceived causality.  • renumbering the show and leaning into lucky numbers  • Italian Fest highlights including the horse-drawn hayride and a new giardiniera obsession  • Prince Gallitzin Apple Cider Festival shock at the scale and the mini festivals on the way in  • Pittsburgh trip for the Red Clay Strays and a pre-show stop at Moonlit Burgers  • what makes superstition different from belief and why the line gets blurry fast  • ancient roots from Mesopotamian tablets to dream books and eclipse predictions  • classic superstitions and how cultures remix them including spitting for the evil eye and knock on wood  • black cat lore across Europe Asia and Poland  • gift superstitions like knives wallets and purses plus covering mirrors after death  • moon cycle rituals roof shingle myths and the Practical Magic connection  • why we throw salt over the left shoulder and where bless you comes from  • our personal routines from gambling counts to Steelers Terrible Towel rules  Tell us what you're doing.  Knife collectors reach out and let us know.  Send us your weird Support the show

    G'Bless Yinz: Superstitions, Black cats, and bad luck

  4. Oct 1

    Which Came First, Yinz or God? AI, Sim theory, and the Reed Recursion

    Send us Fan Mail We catch up on Johnstown life, from the revamped downtown park and sweet treats to fall events, karaoke, and a packed Slavic Festival full of real-deal Eastern European food.  Then we go deep on AI, simulation theory, and our “Reed Recursion” strange loop idea about humans creating intelligence that might try to recreate us.  • reacting to the redesigned downtown park and how people use it while complaining  • praising Gazebo Place vibes and downtown walkability at night  • judging karaoke and debating why turnout dipped  • loving the Slavic Festival and the pierogi bowl twist  • recommending shows that actually hold our attention  • telling the story of winning a real Golden Ticket contest in Pennsylvania  • breaking down why AI outputs vary and why that matters  • debating sentience, “fake” feelings, and self-preservation experiments  • naming and outlining the Read Recursion strange loop hypothesis  • connecting Halloween lore to time imprints and weird biology theories  Go watch that show.  Joshua Cutchin is who Crystal couldn't remember!  Send us your weird Support the show

    Which Came First, Yinz or God? AI, Sim theory, and the Reed Recursion

  5. Sep 14

    Yinz Took Away Our Village: Gen X Parenting & the new price of Community

    Send us Fan Mail We start with a local “blessing box” food program that looks a lot more like a hustle once you follow the money, the marketing, and the “donation” language. Then we spiral outward into AI fears, parenting independence, and why modern life feels more dangerous even when the numbers often say otherwise.  • a Derry-area food box controversy and why “minimum donation” language matters  • EBT and ethics plus the harm scammers do to real community aid  • AI safety alarm bells and what critical infrastructure failures could look like  • fish fries, Pennsylvania traditions, and our baby’s first football Sunday  • a mother charged after letting her five-year-old go half a mile and why that escalation is wild  • real risk versus sensational risk and why people misjudge probability  • how “the village” gets replaced by paid services like daycare  • parenting myths driven by marketing and what we actually needed  • the future of work with AI plus why trades and in-person skills still win  • what went wrong with college as a default path and how to think more clearly about training  Coming out this Saturday, September 19, 2026. Harrigan’s downtown Johnstown, PA. We’ll be judging karaoke for DJ Heidi. Come on out for that.  Send us your weird Support the show

    Yinz Took Away Our Village: Gen X Parenting & the new price of Community

  6. Sep 1

    Have Yinz Seen This Guy? Masked Reviews, Local Food & Small Town Culture

    Send us Fan Mail We sit down with Mask Reviews to talk about how a masked food reviewer can push real support toward family-owned restaurants in Johnstown. Along the way, we get into content strategy, small-town culture, and why community solutions matter more than corporate convenience. • how Mask Reviews starts and why the character works • creating immersive food experiences and making life more fun on purpose • building comedy scenes, venues, and spaces people actually want to gather • dreaming up youth centers, mentorship paths, and local action that scales • cooking at home, Johnstown traditions, and the power of food memory • fast food vs family-owned restaurants and the real cost to the local economy • how to review honestly without trashing people • expanding to nearby towns, travel plans, and new video formats • merch, shows, and what we have coming up Go out to the website, find the form, fill it out, tell us which episode you’ve listened to, which episode you downloaded, which episode you liked. Go out to guilded trash.com, check out what’s new there, and if nobody’s told you bitches this week, stay stay trash. Check out Masked Reviews on social media @eatnonymous  Check out the form on gildedtrash.com to enter the contest after you've downloaded one of your favorite episodes!  Send us your weird Support the show

    Have Yinz Seen This Guy? Masked Reviews, Local Food & Small Town Culture

  7. Aug 15

    Yinz Have Lost the Plot: Internet Chaos, Mental Health & Accountability

    Send us Fan Mail We jump from viral internet chaos to true crime and paranormal lore, then keep circling back to the same uncomfortable truth: mental health is messy, personal, and easy for society to mishandle. We debate obsession, boundaries, meds, masking, and accountability, while still making room for ghosts, Skinwalker Ranch, and the fear of something touching your feet in the dark.  • correcting our anniversary date and riffing on regional cryptids  • reacting to Perez Hilton’s public breakdown and what it shows about social media moderation  • unpacking “Peter Pan Girl,” Disney adults, fandom, and personal boundaries  • reading listener feedback on Blair Witch and why it worked as “real” horror  • exploring South Mountain Magic, local witchcraft lore, and stories of entities in the woods  • talking dream investigation ideas and why Skinwalker Ranch fascinates us  • breaking down the Lindsay Clancy trial at a high level and the role psychiatric meds may play  • arguing about masking, system failures, and where accountability should land  • zooming out on the mental health system, institutionalization, therapy quality, and modern society  Head in line in August 29th, Houtzdale, PA Moose. Come on out.  Send us your weird Support the show

    Yinz Have Lost the Plot: Internet Chaos, Mental Health & Accountability

  8. Jul 30

    We Lied to Yinz: Behind the Scenes of Gilded Trash

    Send us Fan Mail We take a step back and answer the questions people keep asking about what Gilded Trash is, how we pick topics, and why our “trashy with a touch of class” motto is really about how you treat people. Then we jump from human behavior and outrage culture into paranormal takes, comedy life, TikTok rabbit holes, and a rapid-fire round that gets brutally honest.  • defining what “Gilded Trash” represents and what “class” actually means to us  • how we choose episode topics based on what lights us up  • why our most-played clip episode feels like the least accurate snapshot  • the most exhausting recording experience and the lesson learned  • our research process: point and counterpoint, finding spin, avoiding echo chambers  • how bad assumptions derail investigations and real-world decision-making  • podcast habits that annoy us and why we derail each other  • why people believe nonsense and why outrage is addictive  • what people get wrong about conspiracy theorists  • paranormal stories we want to be true and claims we don’t buy  • dream investigation locations with unlimited access  • what kind of evidence might actually change our minds  • Scott Takes: comedy audience vs podcast audience, rider list essentials  • TikTok obsessions, true crime phases, and creator drama  • what we want next: comments, community, merch, and possible crossovers  Reach out to us on GildedTrash.com if you want to book Scott Reed at your next event.  you guys go comment on the comments so that we can bring it into the discussion.  Send us your weird Support the show

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Married couple, Comedian Scott Reed and creator Crystal Reed dig into the world's weirdest corners from home base in Johnstown, PA. Expect paranormal field trips, Rust Belt history, Appalachian culture, local legends and guest conversations - with plenty of laughs and tangents on human behavior, technology, and ancient history. You'll feel like you're sitting at the kitchen table with these two as they weave personal stories into big questions and unexpected discoveries.  Stay Trashy! 

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  • Creator
    Scott Reed & Crystal Reed
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    42
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Gilded Trash Productions
  • Show Website
    Gilded Trash