You Don't Even Like Me, Do You

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Two guys, who've known each other since the introduction of the World Wide Web (and the launch of the Ford Mondeo!). It's been a while. Are we friends? Does it count if one doesn't like the other? You can be the judge. Either way, sometimes it's such a waste to have such a good conversation in private.

  1. 3D AGO

    5:1 Text Etiquette

    We're back....and this time it's personal! Actually, it's more of the same from us... This week, Jay has been to London, Mrs J is switching it up for Valentines and we're talking birthdays, clickbait, aftershave shopping, top buttons on shirts, text etiquette... Matt's collared AI in for a London quiz and we have a mini joke off. Hopefully the sound is better too...

    57 min

  2. JAN 22

    4:20 One Snotty Nostril

    Hello Prodders. Welcome to our season finale and in good tradition, we’re going out with a whimper. This time our convos take us to River Island, Shopping, Ideal hairstyles, the benefits of grey hair, Atlas 31…again, Accents, Washing you car with underwear, Traitors and Hedgehog abuse plus other bits in between As usual we have a few little jokes and a facts from around the world. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #traitors #podcast #worldfacts #jokes

    1 hr

  3. JAN 15

    4:19 Ball Pools

    Hello Prodders. Thanks for listening to another offering of our podcast YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU! This week, we’ve crammed in a lot of chat from comfort food, Traitors, Stranger Thongs Finale, Rachel Stevens, Matt’s hair…again, baby sitting, ball pools, massages and naming babies and much, much more As usual we have a few little jokes and some facts from around the world. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #strangerthings #traitors #podcast #facts

    1h 1m

  4. JAN 8

    4:18 Ecclefechan Tart!

    Hello Prodders. Thanks for listening to another offering of our podcast YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU! This week, I’m going on about post Christmas shopping. Matt finds that a well known cleaning product has turned to slime..but why? Whilst looking for aftershave, we’ve come to find the reviews can be literary works of art! I eat an Ecclefechan Tart which is filled with horrible little things. Matt loves em nom nom nom! Matt’s quiz of the week is a kind of reflection on last year and as usual we have a few little jokes and some facts from around the world. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. Laters

    57 min

  5. JAN 1

    4:17 Cool For 2026!

    Hi Folks, Happy new year and welcome to this offering of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU! It’s new years resolution time and this time, I’ve kept it simple… The Christmas jumper is nicely packed away and now Matt doesn’t like my t-shirt! Matt’s still going on about Atlas 31 and we’ve both been watching a bit of Bond over Christmas.. This has inspired Matt, who did his own James Bond quiz. Or did he? We also talk about Lionel Richie’s toxic aftershave and as usual we have our joke off and some more facts from around the world. Apologies for the sound, we’re still working on it..on it…on it….. Please remember to like, follow and share so you never miss an episode. Laterz

    55 min

  6. 12/25/2025

    4:16 The Christmas Jumper Podcast

    Merry Christmas and welcome to this offering of our podcast called YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU. It’s Christmas and what better way to celebrate it by releasing more nonsense. I’m dressed for the occasion with my tradition Nordic jumper and Matt…isn’t… This week we go on about Matt’s hair…the comeback! NOT a comb back! Matt shows off his privileged upbringing by listing his toy collection as a kid! We ask the question…is it cool to go backstage to meet a celebrity or is it a but desperate and awkward? We also ask the question…is it ok to change a baby’s bottom in someone else’s car and should passengers touch a driver’s controls. Not in my book! All this and more wrapped up like a Christmas present and tied together with a mini joke off and a gift tag of cheeky facts from around the world. How many sex toys are legal. It all becomes clear… As usual, please remember to like, follow and share so you and your fellow elves, never miss an episode. Laterz

    59 min

  7. 12/18/2025

    4:15 Curry Night & Merch!

    Hello listeners and viewers. Welcome to an other offering of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU! What nonsense have we got in store this time. We talk runaway pigs, aggressive and randy dogs, Winter wonderland walks, Christmas and the pre podcast curry that Matt made and finally Matt’s merch has arrived all the way from the land of the rising sun. As usual, we have our joke off and this week, we have a McQuiz. How well does Matt know his foods from Mcdonalds around the world. We also got some more facts from around the world. Put your feather dusters away! It will all become clear. Anyway, thanks for listening and watching and if you haven’t already, please subscribe and like so you never miss an episode. Laterz

    53 min

  8. 12/11/2025

    4:14 Strange Things

    Welcome to our first full video podcast. It doesn't add anything really. This week we talk Christmas and Matt's quiz is on Strange Things...not the other thing that sounds similar. We've got a joke off and Matt asks, what's the best fish to have sex with.... If you like this nonsense, please don't forget to like, follow, share and leave a decent review so you're not on your own. Laterz

    1h 3m
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Two guys, who've known each other since the introduction of the World Wide Web (and the launch of the Ford Mondeo!). It's been a while. Are we friends? Does it count if one doesn't like the other? You can be the judge. Either way, sometimes it's such a waste to have such a good conversation in private.

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