What is the problem? This one here looks more legit. It looks like it's sort of blended into the bottle. We're going to start with these ones first. All right, go. Adam's gay. Woo! Welcome to the Raw SOS. Oh, no, sorry. I f****d it up. Woo! Welcome to the Raw SOS podcast, Adam. It's not that f*****g art. No, welcome to the... No, I was actually going to say welcome to the Raw Kent's podcast. No, yes. It's Raw Kent. Raw Kent. Let him join us. How are you, brother? I'm good, bro. You actually f*****g put me on the spot. Didn't know I was doing a f*****g podcast tonight. What were you doing? I thought I was watching the footy with you. It kind of looks like the footy show. I was like, what the f**k's going on? Yeah, well, if we were watching the footy, I wouldn't have invited a f*****g Bronco supporter. Come on, mate, don't be like that. Don't be like that. Don't be like that. No, mate. F*****g welcome, man. We finally got you just on your own. Yeah, yeah. Well, you got Wes on your... On the 2P Gaze podcast. Yeah, we got the better brother yet. We haven't got the other f*****g waker on there yet. He's always too tired. He's out of drive. He's always too tired. No, he's probably had too many beers. Yeah, no. I must say I am a f*****t sometimes when I listen back to it. You're a good bloke, bro. I'm so glad we started recording it because you've been a f*****t all the time. Yeah, no, actually, the thing about, like, yeah, I might be a bit cooked today because I had done night shift last night. I haven't slept. I've had – actually, I lie. I've had an hour and a half sleep since about f*****g – about six o'clock yesterday morning. Hey, Justin, can you do me a favor, bro? Can you just grab this guy some tissues? Like, f**k me, dude. I've just got here and you're already whinging. Yeah, no, I just had night shift. And he got that violin. It's not whinging. It's just saying if I'm f*****g cooked, it's because I haven't slept for f*****g two days. All right, hang on, hang on, hang on. It's the violin World's smallest violin. Every time you guys send me Snapchats All yous are doing is drinking beer Justin and Adam He's worked once What else are you supposed to do? He's worked once in f*****g three months And he's already crying About f*****g working one shift I plan my So it's really good So what I do is I need to stop drinking for a f*****g few days so I'll go and do a night shift. A few minutes. But you start drinking at 7 a.m. when you get home. So what's the point there? No, I actually do crack a beer. Like, is there anyone out there, you know, do night shifts. What's the f*****g thing you do when you get back to wind down after work? Crack a f*****g beer. Yeah, 7 a.m.? Have you done night shift before? No, but I have seen years and years ago, with the same company but I was doing a different role, For a little bit. And I used to go fix the forklift batteries, all right, out at, oh, what's the name of the place? Out at Flemington Markets. And they work night shift. There's a pub there. Yeah, yeah. It's open from like 7 o'clock and guys are lined up. Oh, yeah. It's early open, I'm like. It's called Paddy's? Paddy's? Paddy's? No. Paddy's Pub. It's Paddy's Pub. And we used to go in the pokey room there on the way home from work just to get a free feed. Yeah. Because they'd have f*****g sausage rolls and pies and f*****g everything. Here I am rolling up the work and they're already in the pub. And I was like, holy f**k. This is crazy. I was only young and didn't really think of it then. I was like, oh, yeah. They're doing night shift. Fair enough. I mean, Kingswood Pub used to be like that. But that's like that. They're open at six in the morning, aren't they? Yeah. They're not f*****g for the work. If you're not there for opening hour, you're f*****g, you know, you're missing out. Yeah, you're late. You missed happy hour already. Yes. Justin's here. He's back. Sorry, mate. We've done an episode of that here last week. Where are you? Hey. I'm back. We need to fix the f*****g. I'm back. We need to fix the camera on that. No, don't worry about it. He's all right. He's all right. He's back. He's back. We snuck a little cheery episode in last week. But we announced the f*****g bongaroo winner. Woo! So, oh, yeah, here he is. Was it me? Oh, no, wrong one. No, well. Yes. So, Dave, you are the bongaroo winner. We were going to give another bongaroo away, but f*****g Langham just rocked up. I was like, we had two entries. Hey, you can still give it to me. No, we can give away our one. No, you can get f****d. You've got that for spare parts. No, well, Dave was going to win. I was like, oh, well, these guys need a bongaroo as well. I must say. They got some. So, Dave, you win. Do we have a bit of a footage? Give him a buzz and let him know. Yeah, actually, do you have the footage from him building that bongaroo again? I'd like to see. Yes, I'll pull that up after. Yeah. So he made a yard glass out of a f*****g steel tube. Well, it wasn't a yard glass. It was like. Probably half a beer. Yeah, it was half a beer. I was like, come on, at least I drank a full beer. But I do like the effort that he put in to make it. Yeah. He should have used like f*****g proper steel tube. Yeah, I reckon full round tube. Yeah. But anyway, he's got himself a bongaroo. Let's give him a ring live. In the meantime, we're going to try the raw size beers. I'm ready. Yeah, I'll try on something. Just stop a second. He's probably not going to answer. It's great for f*****g live radio. He doesn't answer justice. Oh, you've reached David. Oh, David. Oh, David. He loses. He loses, mate. I'll leave him a message. He lost by default. Hi, David. Hey, my name's David. David Copperfield, you've won a magic bongaroo. Should we just completely f**k him up? And I'll go, hey, it's Langham here from the Raw Says Podcast. The raw cans The raw cans I'll leave it with me He doesn't answer this time I've got an idea Oh we're going to call him again Yeah call him again You've got an idea That scares me Yeah yeah yeah, Wes has an idea. Yeah, the brain's hurting. That's the noise of his brain. He's not answering. He ain't answering. Well, that means they've lost the competition. Oh, you've reached. Wait, wait, wait, leave a message. So Lange wins. I want to leave a message. Lange wins. He forfeited his prize. That's it. Ring him again. I want to leave a message. That was my point. Well you should have said that I did say that, I said it into my head I was just going to tell him his proctology f*****g exams will come back and you're nothing but a c**t Alright we're going to do a beer review Oh are we. How original Is this because you've taken it off our episode? I'm happy I'm pretty happy for Adam actually bought two beers Yeah These are the latest beers from Mountain Culture. So you want to pass me and have a look at what that is? So he bought two beers. We're going to share both of them. You tired ass. Man, it's $48 for f*****g four beers. $13 a game or something. Must be good then. Must be f*****g good. Just crack it, drink it. What is it? That one is called Spoils of War, right? Spoils of War. That's a Trump. It's a victory drink. Yeah, this is a war drink. Hang on. So this guy's bought two beers, but they're not even the same beers. No. So we're having a mouthful each? Well, he's got cups here. Yeah, we're doing a taste. We're going to taste it, right? Well, let's do one beer at a time then, yeah? Yeah, yeah, one beer at a time, yeah. So what do you want to do? Spoils of War? We might as well do the war beer. I thought that was Trump's victory. Yeah, that's weird because I'm trying to look at the camera. Don't look at the camera, Adam. I'm not looking at the camera. Did you learn that in f*****g university? No, I'm backwards here. We're in the mirror. We're in the mirror anyway. Backwards, man. It's what an $180,000 hex deck gets you. Okay, we'll get Langham to read. Tell us what that is. Oh, f*****g hell. It's a beer, mate. You never know. All right. So this one here is Mountain Culture Beer Co. Spoils of War, as Adam said. You got it wrong already. You're supposed to say mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture. Mountain culture, mountain culture, mountain culture. Mountain culture. What is this? WCIPA? I've never heard that. Yeah, it's f*****g strong. It's like 7.5%. So isn't the WC like the toilet? Water closet? No, it sounds like CWA. So it's a West Coast IPA. West Coast IPA. Yeah, okay. West Coast. Pop forward beer style characterized by a clear golden appearance, firm bitterness, intense piney citrus, yada, yada, yada. All right, just crack it, f*****g drink it. Let's get into it. F**k, who cares? Crack it. Share it around. Let's have a go. Oh, yeah. It's like music to my ears. Let's just do both of them at the same time. Let's f*****g... No, here, here, here. Share it, share it. I've got my mouth full. And not like how Adam likes it either. I'm going to rip on that. Tilt your glass. Tilt the glass, mate. He started this war. Tilt the glass. There you go, Justin. All right, is this a beer taste? Is this a taste test? Taste test. F**k yeah. That's actually pretty good. Oh, f**k it. Yes, it's nice. It tastes like shit. No, that's all right. I don't want that. But what is it? It's f*****g 7.2%. F**k, is it now? Yeah. Yeah. That's why Adam's only not having it anymore. I paid $13 for that. I don't even drink more. I don't even get my money's worth. I don't want to get too pissed, but I'll drink all the beer. That's actually pretty good. Actually, yeah. It is quite nice. I'm actually enjoying that. I wish I had another one. It's dark. Or a full beer. You know what the best thing about living up there? I go to my local bowling club and I get mountain culture schooners for $6.60. Yeah, I heard you saying that. I was like, f**k. It was on the last episode you said that, yeah? Yeah. F**k. You can't even get them that cheap at mountain cultur
