The Heartsick Boys

Matt Schultz
  • 4.7 (13)
  • COMEDY FICTION
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The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up. Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks Written and Directed by Matt Schultz Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner Mastered by Alex Gilson  Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry

Season 1

  1. 08/30/2024

    Prologue: I Don’t See What’s So Funny About That

    Hey. Ah...

    5 min

  2. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 1: Jason’s World

    It’s probably like a big fridge, man.

    11 min

  3. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 2: A Brief Meditation on Wind Turbine Technicians and the Functionality of a Shaved Head

    They were more like slopes.

    6 min

  4. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 3: In a Foster Home, Rear-Naked Chokes Spread Like Wildfire

    Whereas for me, I get to go home, and I of course have a beautiful family. And I’m in great health.

    10 min

  5. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 4: Your Forearm is Bleeding. Or, Comradery and Belonging

    So those are some like fat swoops.

    3 min

  6. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 5: Bass Lessons

    It’s not the regular pool triangle rack. It’s that skinnier one.

    5 min

  7. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 6: Disappearances. Cowboys. And a Forest Green Mini Cooper

    You can walk very quietly barefoot. Very gentle.

    7 min

  8. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 7: Stay Away From Lonely Street

    Maybe he’s playing some kind of game. With his friends. Maybe manhunt.

    6 min

  9. 08/30/2024

    Intermission (I’ll See You Back Here in a Minute)

    Hey, man. What would you do with a big bag of money?

    1 min

  10. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 8: SAINT CRAMP

    And that’s when everything went dark.

    7 min

  11. 08/30/2024

    Chapter 9: 3-D Glasses

    The end.

    10 min
  12. BONUS: Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers)

    BONUS

    BONUS: Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers)

    Original song from The Heartsick Boys.

    4 min
  • 12 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

4.7
out of 5
13 Ratings

About

The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up. Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks Written and Directed by Matt Schultz Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner Mastered by Alex Gilson  Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry

Information

  • Creator
    Matt Schultz
  • Episodes
    12
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    The Heartsick Boys