The Childless Millennials Podcast

Jacob Haren & Kalen Kelly
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Two entertainment creatives exploring culture at the intersection of fandom and their professional careers. Hosted by Jacob Haren and Kalen Kelly: professional performers, Disney Adults and yes… childless millennials. Tune in every other Tuesday for convos about millennial lifestyle and pop culture! Check out the video version of our podcast on YouTube! http:www.youtube.com/@ChildlessMillennialsPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 08/24/2025

    SEALING THE HONMOON with Special Guest BRYCE CHARLES!

    We've got a new obsession and yes it's K-Pop Demon Hunters. If you're not on board this train yet, what are you doing? It's got action, choreography, beautiful animation, the power of friendship, lessons on authenticity, musical theater and CERTIFIED BANGERS!!!! (yeah, that phrase is violently millennial...) So we had no choice but to invite K-Pop aficionado, anime expert and our dear friend Bryce Charles to discuss all the way KPDH is perfect. We love you and we're so happy you're here :) Hang out with us on socials and let's make S2 even better than the last! CM IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 6m

  2. 08/09/2025

    SUPERSTAR! (Jesus Christ, that is) — Millennial Fashion, Margaritas and a Disney Channel Concert

    This whole episode is basically one big "VIOLENTLY MILLENNIAL" segment — millennials in the news, millennial music, millennial fashion (why were we wearing business casual to the club in the 2010s??). We love you and we're so happy you're here :) Hang out with us on socials and let's make S2 even better than the last! CM IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min

  3. 07/25/2025

    CHAOS MENU feat. Trisha Paytas Baby Theory, Drag Race Drama and Standing On Business

    What do Queen Elizabeth, Pope Francis and Ozzy Osbourne all have in common? If you're chronically online (like Kalen) you already know about the Trisha Paytas Baby Theory (welcome to the world, Aquaman Moses!). This week, Jacob and Kalen chat about Broadway casting choices, company execs making shady posts, appropriate theme park attire (and the origin of Spirit Jerseys) and the latest RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars DRAMA. We love you and we're so happy you're here :) Hang out with us on socials and let's make S2 even better than the last! CM IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min

  4. 07/11/2025

    WE'RE BACK! Love Island, Jonathan Bailey, Dinosaurs and MORE

    WE'RE BACK (A Dinosaur Story)— or something like that. Welcome to Season 2 of The Childless Millennials! Chatting about Love Island (we're newbies and Kalen is literally obsessed), Patricia Arquette, Jonathan Bailey, Stephen Spielberg's 1993 animated film and how our brains sound when the ADHD takes over. Ya know, the basics. We love you and we're so happy you're here :) Hang out with us on socials and let's make S2 even better than the last! CM IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  5. 03/19/2025

    14. What Do Millennials Love? Thursday night TV shows and Disney Channel Original Movies

    A little bit of chit chat and a HUGE announcement... Now presenting DCOM LIVE— a concert experience celebrating all your favorite Disney Channel music from Zenon to Zombies! (Connor came up with that one we're SO into it.) The show was conceptualized and produced by Connor and Jacob and NOW STARS ALL THREE OF US! (We didn't know Jacob would be stepping in at the time of recording so SURPRISE) FREE TICKETS are available now for our first performance on April 2 in San Diego, CA. We'd love to see you there!! Click below to RSVP for your free tix ⤵ https://artpower.ucsd.edu/event/dcom-live/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaa3u9Pjwp5us7qz217ox24vppMXsrc8UidlRYUG6hQ8FN0cfQ_UvRzzOQc_aem_nXxQ61jm0p-M-GZSK-CwkQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  6. 02/19/2025

    13. What We're Watching: Severance Theories, The Best Real Housewives Franchise and The Traitors

    This episode is all about our current TV obsessions!! Did you know we have TV night every Thursday? Tune in to hear all about our favorite Real Housewives franchise, season three of The Traitors and some absolutely wild Severance theories. If reality TV isn’t your thing, skip ahead to 36:00, but I mean… You might wanna listen to the other part too. We’re kinda funny ;) As always, thank you so much for watching and we want you to join the conversation with us! Like our video and subscribe to our channel, then weigh in on some of these topics in the comments! We are just two people yapping and we love hearing your perspectives. Connect with us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 7m

  7. 02/05/2025

    12. January was 84 years long

    We truly can't believe January is finally over. We all lived like 3 lifetimes last month, right?? Anyway, we're moving on— but not from our Wicked fan theories (yeah, we still won't shut up about the timeline on the blackboard). This week we chat about a fun Superfan Moment of the Week (and a secret one that you'll find our more about later), Universal Studios Fan Fest Nights, and Jacob finally learns how he's been training the TikTok algorithm wrong. We're so happy you're here :) As always, thank you so much for watching and we want you to join the conversation with us! Like our video and subscribe to our channel, then weigh in on some of these topics in the comments! We are just two people yapping and we love hearing your perspectives. Connect with us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min

  8. 01/22/2025

    11. RIP TIKTOK... kinda

    Well we've finally reached the point where we're making content about... content. Our eleventh episode covers our opinions on TikTok as well as TikTok's opinion of us! (us meaning millennials and the traits the clock app has assigned to our generation) Oh yeah and the TikTok "ban." Heavy on those quotation marks! From water shortages to media fearmongering, we also explore how crises are portrayed in the news and on social media and the overall cultural impact of TikTok. Also, Jacob is very passionate about Millennial Gray! As always, thank you so much for watching and we want you to join the conversation with us! Like our video and subscribe to our channel, then weigh in on some of these topics in the comments! We are just two people yapping and we love hearing your perspectives. (Also should we post on TikTok or...?) Connect with us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Two entertainment creatives exploring culture at the intersection of fandom and their professional careers. Hosted by Jacob Haren and Kalen Kelly: professional performers, Disney Adults and yes… childless millennials. Tune in every other Tuesday for convos about millennial lifestyle and pop culture! Check out the video version of our podcast on YouTube! http:www.youtube.com/@ChildlessMillennialsPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/childlessmillennialspod Jacob's IG: https://www.instagram.com/jacobharen Kalen's IG: https://www.instagram.com/kalenmkelly/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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